Conquer Club

Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:09 am**

who you handling for tomorow??

up and down reps??

shake it??

Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:10 am**

I had an erection earlier, then utilized it.

Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:18 am**

I Swayed left-centre in this erection.

Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:21 pm**

This thread needs a picture of a massive Aussie erection:

Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2007 12:54 pm**

That thing is tiled, I always thought it would just be steel.

Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:09 pm**

Question: How did I get Aussie erection?

Answer:

!!!

Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:18 pm**

Damn iggy...she looks like death warmed up in that picture

Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:19 pm**

Elle for the win.

Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:19 pm**

If that picture excites you, then you got serious issues... :sick:

Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:21 pm**

Strife wrote:If that picture excites you, then you got serious issues...

Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:25 pm**

-ShadySoul- wrote:
Strife wrote:If that picture excites you, then you got serious issues...

gerontophilia

Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2007 1:52 pm**

what? So if I like redheaded girls who look like they got off from their grave on the wrong foot I'm not normal any more? :lol:

OK! How about this picture then?

well photoshop me to death!

Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:30 pm**

ignotus wrote:what? So if I like redheaded girls who look like they got off from their grave on the wrong foot I'm not normal any more?

Nope, but you'll be amongst esteemed company. By which I mean me.

On the other hand I have always found the following images extremely effectice at winning me Aussie Erections:

Man that was good.... I didn't even have to use my hands.

Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:35 pm**

well you have yours and I have mine... :wink:

Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:43 pm**

What? Erections?

Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2007 2:45 pm**

Dancing Mustard wrote:What? Erections?

...or Aussies?

Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:30 pm**

Dancing Mustard wrote:

.

It's the incest that does it for me.

Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:11 pm**

Dancing Mustard wrote:

ok, we've found little red riding hood, now where's the wolf?

Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:24 pm**

Thank you all for the input.

Aussie Erection Pole to go up in the near future.

Posted: **Sat Nov 24, 2007 11:25 pm**

MeDeFe wrote:ok, we've found little red riding hood, now where's the wolf?

I dunno...but I heard they found a large cancerous growth.

Posted: **Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:36 am**

I would happily run the risk of catching cancer. It would be worth it to bone Kylie.

Posted: **Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:46 am**

Dancing Mustard wrote:I would happily run the risk of catching cancer. It would be worth it to bone Kylie.

Your how old again? :shock:

Posted: **Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:43 am**

he looks like 10 or 11 on his pic.

Posted: **Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:45 am**

MeDeFe wrote:he looks like 10 or 11 on his pic.

i thought he sayed he was 13

Posted: **Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:57 am**

Wisse wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:he looks like 10 or 11 on his pic.

i thought he sayed he was 13

He's 12 I think