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you know your addicted to halo when
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Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:07 pmby vulture1
YOUR SO ADDICTED TO HALO BECAUSE.......
1.you cant sit down for a nice meal because that involves being stationary for a period of time and you might get sniped
2.before you walk into any room in your house you chuck a grenade.
3. when walking down princes street you jump and jink left to right................ just incase.
4. when you hear on the news about the floods in england you look out your shotgun.
5.you suffer from agoraphobia, theres no cover out there!
6 .you cant walk behind anyone incase you gets the urge to smack them in the back of the head.
7.you have a B indented into your right thumb print.
8.you dont see siomese twins as two people joined togther people but an opertunity for a double kill
9.youv been banned from all safari parks because you saw a family of warthogs jumped on the back of one of then and shouted "GO GO GO"
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Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:11 pmby static_ice
When you're playing paintball or lazertag and start meleeing the opposition.
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Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:13 pmby Herakilla
when you kill yourself with a traffic cone
when you shoot yourself in the head with a sniper rifle
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Fri Nov 23, 2007 6:18 pmby Hitman079
when you want to kill yourself because you can't, since shooting yourself is impossible.
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Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:59 pmby vulture1
wtf are the rest of you on about???
Posted:
Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:20 pmby zarro
right I have all of these and the following
Trying to talk to my computer
Made a scepter out of my x box controller (I really did, might post a pic later)
Run away from anything blue and glowing
I think the doctor uses needlers.
And I know its not halo but
cry out for the companion cube in my sleep
curl up and start repeating "the cake is a lie" upon hearing the word cake.
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Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:28 pmby super Mario 009
18. When everything you hold, you hold it as if it were a gun.
19. When you wont talk to anyone unless they have a mic on their head.
(kinda lame arent they. sorry)
Posted:
Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:36 pmby EvilPurpleMonkey
zarro wrote:right I have all of these and the following
Trying to talk to my computer
Made a scepter out of my x box controller (I really did, might post a pic later)
Run away from anything blue and glowing
I think the doctor uses needlers.
And I know its not halo but
cry out for the companion cube in my sleep
curl up and start repeating "the cake is a lie" upon hearing the word cake.
VG Cats?
Posted:
Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:37 pmby zarro
I'm all 21 so far
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Fri Nov 23, 2007 8:38 pmby zarro
EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:zarro wrote:right I have all of these and the following
Trying to talk to my computer
Made a scepter out of my x box controller (I really did, might post a pic later)
Run away from anything blue and glowing
I think the doctor uses needlers.
And I know its not halo but
cry out for the companion cube in my sleep
curl up and start repeating "the cake is a lie" upon hearing the word cake.
VG Cats?
Portals. The game the second half of the comic was based off of.
Posted:
Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:00 pmby Strife
*cough*halosucks*cough*
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Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:02 pmby Fircoal
Strife wrote:*cough*halosucks*cough*
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Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:03 pmby muy_thaiguy
You know you are addicted to Halo when you go to the store and try to find places for sniping.
Posted:
Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:03 pmby Chris7He
Says the person who has orgies with pictures of pokemon characters.
I haven't played Halo 3. What's it like?
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Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:12 pmby Herakilla
Hitman079 wrote:when you want to kill yourself because you can't, since shooting yourself is impossible.
clicky
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Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:14 pmby Strife
You know your addicted to Killzone when you put up pictures of master "Queef" and shoot them. Hehe, master queef... I crack myself up.
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Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:19 pmby Hitman079
Herakilla wrote:Hitman079 wrote:when you want to kill yourself because you can't, since shooting yourself is impossible.
clicky
gawd, halo 3 is a fucker. i saw another where two grenades collided in mid air.
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Fri Nov 23, 2007 11:21 pmby Herakilla
Hitman079 wrote:Herakilla wrote:Hitman079 wrote:when you want to kill yourself because you can't, since shooting yourself is impossible.
clicky
gawd, halo 3 is a fucker. i saw another where two grenades collided in mid air.
dude bullets ricochet in almost any shooter game they make now. look at gears of war, ive actually been able to get lots of kills ricocheting bullets with the lancer. so many
you know your addicted when you reach the rank of general
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Sat Nov 24, 2007 5:42 amby mr. incrediball
you know you're addicted to halo when:
you're eating dinner, you look down at the plate, and in the top-left corner of your eye you see "press X to pick up fork. press Y to dual wield fork".
when your friend sees you walking over the same spot over and over, they ask you what you're doing, and you say "i dropped this tenner, i've been walking over it for ages, but i just. can't. pick. it. UP!"
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Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:42 amby vulture1
mr. incrediball wrote:you know you're addicted to halo when:
you're eating dinner, you look down at the plate, and in the top-left corner of your eye you see "press X to pick up fork. press Y to dual wield fork".
!
lmao first good one after mine iv seen
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Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:40 amby ps3
1. When you play all day and even after at night u still feel like playing
2. When you make a Topic like this
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Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:10 pmby zarro
sleeping with your x box is a common one
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Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:32 pmby UCAbears
I've already made a thread of these.
When you throw something at someone and yell STUCK EM!
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Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:42 amby zarro
I modded HL2 combine in place of the human army. Also gave them the ar2 rifles
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Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:18 amby lord voldemort
when playing footy someone keeps knocking u down and u call him a f**ken spawn camper