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The Official CC Presidential Debate

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:44 am
by b.k. barunt
Ok, our 3 leading candidates seem to be Norse, hecter, and luns. I would expect that only socially relevant issues be addressed, such as a new ass hat for twildo - have at it boys.


Honibaz

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:53 am
by alex_white101
NO. we have enough of these threads already.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:02 am
by b.k. barunt
I was wondering who the first n00b non-candidate would be to post here.


Honibaz

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:06 am
by lord voldemort
can we have the worm like they do on tv saying wat we think of there issues....

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:10 am
by Dancing Mustard
As a potential voter I would be fascinated to hear the candidates opinions on both the Legalisation of Homosexual Marriage, and their thoughts on legislation pertaining to the Legality of Abortion.

Any takers?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:29 am
by jiminski
Generally at least one in a Homosexual marriage.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:33 am
by jiminski
I apologise.. i do not wish to reduce this to a cheap gag!

Can i ask where the candidates stand on Darfor and also on the use of jam in porridge?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:24 am
by Chris7He
What about making rapes legal? Norse promised me it would happen.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:41 am
by b.k. barunt
No one wants to rape you n00blet. You are singularly unattractive, you smell bad, and you're way too shopworn. Besides all of that, you're stoopid.


Honibaz

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:47 am
by lord voldemort
b.k. barunt wrote:No one wants to rape you n00blet. You are singularly unattractive, you smell bad, and you're way too shopworn. Besides all of that, you're stoopid.


Honibaz


QFT most stupid guy i have met on this site

and the only one whose getting raped round here is kwanton and thats legal already :wink:

well i hope it is 8-[

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:07 pm
by NaynNay
haha, I doubt it voldy ^__^ and I demand abortion be made legal... =P

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:45 pm
by Fircoal
lord voldemort wrote:
b.k. barunt wrote:No one wants to rape you n00blet. You are singularly unattractive, you smell bad, and you're way too shopworn. Besides all of that, you're stoopid.


Honibaz


QFT most stupid guy i have met on this site

and the only one whose getting raped round here is kwanton and thats legal already :wink:

well i hope it is 8-[


If I'm presedent it won't be. THen I'll make the law, only I get to rape Kwan. ;)

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:07 pm
by got tonkaed
Your actually not going to get much different between norse and luns on social issues or at least gay rights, they will probably be the same. Id gather even norses campaign wont need abortions anyway, because lets face it, they are currently targeting the 16 year old virgin crowd.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:56 pm
by Norse
Homosexuality will become the national sport. Abortions will be mandatory.

Next!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:57 pm
by got tonkaed
Norse wrote:Homosexuality will become the national sport. Abortions will be mandatory.

Next!


touche.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:03 pm
by ignotus
Norse wrote:Homosexuality will become the national sport.


well I'll be warming bench on that one... :roll:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:29 pm
by Norse
ignotus wrote:
Norse wrote:Homosexuality will become the national sport.


well I'll be warming bench on that one... :roll:


Not the best metaphor, considering the nature of the sport.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:31 pm
by ignotus
Norse wrote:
ignotus wrote:
Norse wrote:Homosexuality will become the national sport.


well I'll be warming bench on that one... :roll:


Not the best metaphor, considering the nature of the sport.


that's why the :lol: :lol: :lol:


well norse I know you are a sports fan and a great leader so I assume that you will soon become captain of your team. :wink:

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:31 pm
by got tonkaed
Norse wrote:
ignotus wrote:
Norse wrote:Homosexuality will become the national sport.


well I'll be warming bench on that one... :roll:


Not the best metaphor, considering the nature of the sport.


norse how do you answer the large conservative cc crowd who believes homosexuality is abhorrent?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:04 pm
by Norse
Well. That's just it. The homo-sexuals run, they shoot.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:05 pm
by Norse
Although, I dont condone this.

But you see, I envision a state, where man makes the laws for his own plot of land....an anarchal capitalist paradise.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:38 pm
by NaynNay
Norse wrote:Although, I dont condone this.

But you see, I envision a state, where man makes the laws for his own plot of land....an anarchal capitalist paradise.


that doesn't bode well... I'm against you there norse... don't own my own land :cry:

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:42 pm
by hecter
Homosexual marriage will be allowed and, I think, will be quite common. Abortions will be legal. A clump of cells/foetus/baby/child/adult may not be aborted after the death of the mother, but it may any time prior.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:58 pm
by Norse
NaynNay wrote:
that doesn't bode well... I'm against you there norse... don't own my own land :cry:


Then you will be effectively be a walking subject, of whoevers land you happen to be in at that time.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:01 pm
by Fircoal
Homosexually will be allowed if I am made the president. Abortion is still undecided. I'm having my drunk Pikachu's decide.