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Vote hecter!
Posted:
Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:28 pmby hecter
That's right, I'm running for President of the USA! I may be a 16 year old Canadian, but why would I let that stop me? For those of you that want to know what I stand for, here is what I intend on doing!
BDSM dungeons and Brothels in every city
Stalkers rights
Proof of 9/11 for xtra
Vagina's for all that want them
Legalization of hemp and pot
Sex parade in any city of America monthly
24/7 night clubs
Free pot for homeless, old and disabled
Legal age lowered to 17
Health of registered sex workers strictly monitored
Liquor in gas stations and corner stores
A big cutback on petroleum run vehicles
No importing of wood from South America
No importing of goods that were created by workers paid an unfair wage
Higher current tazers for all police officers
So vote hecter! A vote for drug addicts and perverts!
Posted:
Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:34 pmby Norse
Hehe, Im hoping to get the sex-offender vote.
Posted:
Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:40 pmby Minister Masket
What, pray tell, is wrong with South American wood?
Posted:
Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:42 pmby hecter
Minister Masket wrote:What, pray tell, is wrong with South American wood?
It comes from the Rain Forest, which we want to preserve and also has been known to carry nasty bugs that destroy our natural world here in North America.
Posted:
Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:43 pmby Minister Masket
hecter wrote:Minister Masket wrote:What, pray tell, is wrong with South American wood?
It comes from the Rain Forest, which we want to preserve and also has been known to carry
nasty bugs that destroy our natural world here in North America.
Humans do this aswell, and you don't see anyone doing something about THAT.
Posted:
Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:43 pmby ignotus
I like your program at some points hecter (night clubs open 24/7, liquor, proof of 9/11 for xtra).
But our Great One is going to win!
Posted:
Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:45 pmby hecter
Minister Masket wrote:hecter wrote:Minister Masket wrote:What, pray tell, is wrong with South American wood?
It comes from the Rain Forest, which we want to preserve and also has been known to carry
nasty bugs that destroy our natural world here in North America.
Humans do this aswell, and you don't see anyone doing something about THAT.
Not like this though. These bugs go, spread into live trees in out neighbourhoods destroying them from the inside out, multiplying and multiplying. We've already had a couple run ins with these nasty insects, and I don't want anymore!
Posted:
Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:46 pmby rambos poodle
I vote for hecter (or his mom will kick my but )
Posted:
Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:52 pmby Minister Masket
hecter wrote:Minister Masket wrote:hecter wrote:Minister Masket wrote:What, pray tell, is wrong with South American wood?
It comes from the Rain Forest, which we want to preserve and also has been known to carry
nasty bugs that destroy our natural world here in North America.
Humans do this aswell, and you don't see anyone doing something about THAT.
Not like this though. These bugs go, spread into live trees in out neighbourhoods destroying them from the inside out, multiplying and multiplying. We've already had a couple run ins with these nasty insects, and I don't want anymore!
Insects are everywhere, you cannot escape them.
Posted:
Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:55 pmby hecter
Minister Masket wrote:hecter wrote:Minister Masket wrote:hecter wrote:Minister Masket wrote:What, pray tell, is wrong with South American wood?
It comes from the Rain Forest, which we want to preserve and also has been known to carry
nasty bugs that destroy our natural world here in North America.
Humans do this aswell, and you don't see anyone doing something about THAT.
Not like this though. These bugs go, spread into live trees in out neighbourhoods destroying them from the inside out, multiplying and multiplying. We've already had a couple run ins with these nasty insects, and I don't want anymore!
Insects are everywhere, you cannot escape them.
These are South American insects that don't belong in the US, though. It's different. Very different.
Posted:
Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:00 pmby MeDeFe
Vote luns!
That's all I can say.
Posted:
Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:10 pmby Minister Masket
hecter wrote:Minister Masket wrote:hecter wrote:Minister Masket wrote:hecter wrote:Minister Masket wrote:What, pray tell, is wrong with South American wood?
It comes from the Rain Forest, which we want to preserve and also has been known to carry
nasty bugs that destroy our natural world here in North America.
Humans do this aswell, and you don't see anyone doing something about THAT.
Not like this though. These bugs go, spread into live trees in out neighbourhoods destroying them from the inside out, multiplying and multiplying. We've already had a couple run ins with these nasty insects, and I don't want anymore!
Insects are everywhere, you cannot escape them.
These are South American insects
that don't belong in the US, though. It's different. Very different.
I take it you are
against immigration.
Posted:
Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:17 pmby Dancing Mustard
Minister Masket wrote:What, pray tell, is wrong with South American wood?
I don't know, I've seen many South Americans who had fantastic wood. Nights to remember they were...
Posted:
Sun Nov 18, 2007 5:31 pmby duday53
What is with all these threads?
Posted:
Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:49 amby Iliad
Dancing Mustard wrote:Minister Masket wrote:What, pray tell, is wrong with South American wood?
I don't know, I've seen many South Americans who had fantastic wood. Nights to remember they were...
Posted:
Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:33 pmby hecter
Minister Masket wrote:hecter wrote:Minister Masket wrote:hecter wrote:Minister Masket wrote:hecter wrote:Minister Masket wrote:What, pray tell, is wrong with South American wood?
It comes from the Rain Forest, which we want to preserve and also has been known to carry
nasty bugs that destroy our natural world here in North America.
Humans do this aswell, and you don't see anyone doing something about THAT.
Not like this though. These bugs go, spread into live trees in out neighbourhoods destroying them from the inside out, multiplying and multiplying. We've already had a couple run ins with these nasty insects, and I don't want anymore!
Insects are everywhere, you cannot escape them.
These are South American insects
that don't belong in the US, though. It's different. Very different.
I take it you are
against immigration.
Illegal immigration, yes. If those insects want in our country, they can get in the legal way, rather than smuggling through hiding in wood!
Posted:
Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:55 pmby NaynNay
hecter wrote:Illegal immigration, yes. If those insects want in our country, they can get in the legal way, rather than smuggling through hiding in wood!
yes, I can tell you're well-informed... seeing as they tend to get through a fence, not a wood on the southern border
Posted:
Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:08 pmby hecter
NaynNay wrote:hecter wrote:Illegal immigration, yes. If those insects want in our country, they can get in the legal way, rather than smuggling through hiding in wood!
yes, I can tell you're well-informed... seeing as they tend to get through a fence, not a wood on the southern border
Give me a break... I don't even have a high school diploma yet.
Posted:
Mon Nov 19, 2007 4:37 pmby duday53
GO HECTER! *pulls off shirt, starts screaming while swinging shirt above head*