Conquer Club

FAO luns/stopper, hecter, anyone else lusting for power and of course Ron Paul™:


A date must be set for the election. Let this forum's good voters decide. The Luns/Stopper ticket is looking pretty solid, but without a mandate from the people what use is all the support in the world? i still think ron paul can do it. Because remember - he's not attracting republicans, he's attracting white supremacists™. This is not over yet.

(Luckily there is a handy 'poll' option already available to posters, which can actually be used for more than just deciding which pikachu is teh awesomest.)

I'll put myself forward as a candidate.

But I'm not going to advertise it.

Norse wrote:I'll put myself forward as a candidate.

But I'm not going to advertise it.

I'll vote for you. Hail president Norse!

ignotus wrote:

Norse wrote:I'll put myself forward as a candidate.

But I'm not going to advertise it.

I'll vote for you. Hail president Norse!

me too. you have a croatian lobby behind you. (that will help you a lot )

Simonov wrote:

ignotus wrote:

Norse wrote:I'll put myself forward as a candidate.

But I'm not going to advertise it.

I'll vote for you. Hail president Norse!

me too. you have a croatian lobby behind you. (that will help you a lot )

Our first mission: to rig The Game at Wembley...

Vote hecter!

ignotus wrote:

Simonov wrote:

ignotus wrote:

Norse wrote:I'll put myself forward as a candidate.

But I'm not going to advertise it.

I'll vote for you. Hail president Norse!

me too. you have a croatian lobby behind you. (that will help you a lot )

Our first mission: to rig The Game at Wembley...

we have the will and means to achieve that:

Thx iggy.

Well, I suppose I better make some policies.

- Lucrative non-descript contracts and jobs awarded to my cronies.

- A tough line on Pika-fairies

- Death penalty to petty theives

- Introduce 20 additional bank-holidays, that each take on a theme of worship to pagan deities

- Extortionate tax hikes on baby food/ clothing

- Disbandment of the public services, and health service

- Closure of all universities that do not meet my high standards.

- Pull out of any diplomatic relations with any country, and reform the new "super union" made up of Britain, the USA, norway, Australia and Croatia. This can be added to at a later stage for other elite countries.

- All low income families will be forced to hand over their eldest daughter at the age of 16, for the disposal of me and my cronies.

Norse wrote:Thx iggy.

Well, I suppose I better make some policies.

- Lucrative non-descript contracts and jobs awarded to my cronies.

- A tough line on Pika-fairies

- Death penalty to petty theives

- Introduce 20 additional bank-holidays, that each take on a theme of worship to pagan deities

- Extortionate tax hikes on baby food/ clothing

- Disbandment of the public services, and health service

- Closure of all universities that do not meet my high standards.

- Pull out of any diplomatic relations with any country, and reform the new "super union" made up of Britain, the USA, norway, Australia and Croatia. This can be added to at a later stage for other elite countries.

- All low income families will be forced to hand over their eldest daughter at the age of 16, for the disposal of me and my cronies.

can I please get some seat in your government, o Great One?

Of course, pick a job title.

Norse wrote:Of course, pick a job title.

Holder of the government seal. We have one in Croatia and no one knows what the hell is he doing but he gets payed like the minister and he does nothing at all-all day long.

It gives me much time to worship you, o Great One!

Deal!

Starting pay: £300,000 per annum, rising by 20% every year.
Other Benefits: A Fresh 16 year old (from disadvantaged background) every 2 weeks. Just be careful to make them last that 2 weeks!

Norse wrote:Deal!

Starting pay: £300,000 per annum, rising by 20% every year.
Other Benefits: A Fresh 16 year old (from disadvantaged background) every 2 weeks. Just be careful to make them last that 2 weeks!

Thanx, O Great One!
I don't want to bother you with details at this time, but if it's possible... I mean I like women in their late 20ies and early 30ies.

Hmmmm, late 20's early 30's eh?

I must say I dont approve, and find slightly ghastly, but as you wish sir.

ignotus wrote:

Norse wrote:Deal!

Starting pay: £300,000 per annum, rising by 20% every year.
Other Benefits: A Fresh 16 year old (from disadvantaged background) every 2 weeks. Just be careful to make them last that 2 weeks!

Thanx, O Great One!
I don't want to bother you with details at this time, but if it's possible... I mean I like women in their late 20ies and early 30ies.

hey! what's wrong with women in forties?

Simonov wrote:

ignotus wrote:

Norse wrote:Deal!

Starting pay: £300,000 per annum, rising by 20% every year.
Other Benefits: A Fresh 16 year old (from disadvantaged background) every 2 weeks. Just be careful to make them last that 2 weeks!

Thanx, O Great One!
I don't want to bother you with details at this time, but if it's possible... I mean I like women in their late 20ies and early 30ies.

hey! what's wrong with women in forties?

40's can be tricky for a women... I'd have to pick for myself.

I think that it's too earl to have a open, pro-gay president (Hecter) and I think that Luns and Ron Paul option are just quarreling with each other (although luns are my strong second option). So it's with no doubt our strong future president norse!

At least his statements (made so far) say it's going to be a interesting presidency.

I'm throwing my hat into the ring. It's finally time, for the Pikachus to be represented.

Norse wrote:I'll put myself forward as a candidate.

The 'Pleasant Chap Fudge-Packaging and Light Masonry Group' hereby pledges the mighty sum of 40,000 self-esteem points, and 34,000 Ameros to help fund your campaigning efforts.

Our Union members think that you'll make the best candidate by far.

*Poses with Norse for well staged media-friendly photo opportunities*

Thankyou DM.

I can guarentee that the 34K ameros will be given back 30-fold when I succeed.

Norse for President.

DAZMCFC wrote:Norse for President.

So Daz, Do you want to be my cabinets "Diplomat to Northern Ireland"?

If you vote me, I will make sure to bring a plentiful supply of virgins to grace the clubhouse. I will also kill all pikachu clan members, and will make sure that all spammers leave immeditaley. Vote JND!

[quote="jnd94"]If you vote me, I will make sure to bring a plentiful supply of virgins to grace the clubhouse. I will also kill all pikachu clan members, and will make sure that all spammers leave immeditaley. Vote JND![/quo

ANti-Jnd, his changes will put the world in a critical position.

And already the campaigns have descended into smear tactics, slander and general bitchiness. Excellent work.