Crappy online translators.

[Norse]

A little test I did using this translator.

I started by using the phrase:

"Hello. I wish to commit myself to another year of service"

English-french

Bonjour. Je veux me confier à une autre année de service

French-spanish

Buenos días. Quiero confiarme a un otro año de servicio

Spanish-Russian

Хорошие дни. Я хочу рассчитывать в другой год службы

Russian-German

Die guten Tage. Ich will in anderes Jahr des Dienstes rechnen

German-English

The good days. I want to count other year of the service

[Norse]

Same method, but using:

Would you be interested in ejaculating over the baggage handler

=

He would have been interested in ejaculating on the volume of the baggage?

[Gilligan]

Happens all of the time with me.

[Norse]

Please insert your large meat pole into the orifice

=

I have used please his big pole of the meat in the opening

[spinwizard]

ROFL!

[The1exile]

I'd hate t know what my french coursework came out as in the end. And I did most of it manually.

[Wisse]

hello my name is wisse


=


Good afternoon me shout knows


(lol that knows is from wisse, thats a word in german)
i didn't even use spanish

[firth4eva]

wrestler1ump is cool

=

are you out of your fucking mind?

[fireedud]

Mine wasn't too bad:

Hello, I'm fireedud
=
Hello, I fireedud

[unriggable]

Do you know the iron man, the iron man, the iron man, because he is an idiot.

Into

Doing you know the person from the iron, the person from the iron, the person from the iron, because he - the idiot.

Thorough.

[Stopper]

hello my name is wisse


=


Good afternoon me shout knows


(lol that knows is from wisse, thats a word in german)
i didn't even use spanish

Which sentence was the one done by the online translator, Wisse?

[b.k. barunt]

[The1exile]

well played, stopper sir.

[fireedud]

I fucked a goat last night, I mean, I made a root beer float last night.

=

I have kissed one the nanny goat at the last night, I signify, I have done the swimmer of the beer корня the last night.

[Wisse]

hello my name is wisse


=


Good afternoon me shout knows


(lol that knows is from wisse, thats a word in german)
i didn't even use spanish

Which sentence was the one done by the online translator, Wisse?

lol! no i am not that bad at english

[Dancing Mustard]

lol! no i am not that bad at english

Hang on, hang on... what did you input to get it to come up with that?

[Norse]

lol! no i am not that bad at english

Hang on, hang on... what did you input to get it to come up with that?

Loud merriment! It is not poor grammar that I possess, merely mild error of english. haha haha haha haha

[The Weird One]

Have you orgasmed lately?

=

Do you have orgasmed in the last time?

[Strife]

I want to f*ck.

=

I Kiss amo.

Wtf does that mean?

[The Weird One]

LMFAO

[Simonov]

Croatia is going to beat England on Wembley.

=

Croatia goes setting England to Wembley.

[Nickbaldwin]

Croatia is going to beat England on Wembley.

=

Croatia goes setting England to Wembley.

The translator mixed up England and Croatia

[riggable]

"the quick fox jumped over the lazy dog"


=



The machine of the ambulance the fox was sent on the painless dog

[duday53]

Please insert your large meat pole into the orifice

=

I have used please his big pole of the meat in the opening

ROFTLOL....

[jiminski]

I had no Russian so i threw a touch of Portuguese..


has anyone seen my puffin? For he is a good puffin and he deserves pampering and perhaps a salted herring!

becomes:

each one saw puffin mine?
because puffin is good
and valley
and perhaps a salty herring!

I think it is in fact the 3rd verse of Wordsworths 'Daffodils' but i will research a little more!