Conquer Club

I can accept that you are a young man, "exploring" different avenues, and flaunting about somewhat, but this doubles/Triples slutterry must stop!

You offered me your hand in doubles, and I have been faithful since, sticking to the sacred doubles oath. You, however, have been slutting about, trying out new partners, sometimes even going for 3somes without me. I've noticed that you have come off pretty badly from these experiences, maybe taking less than you have given.


I feel hurt and betrayed. So unclean. Did you use appropriate virus-protection when you were "experimenting" with any of your many partners?

I will give you one more chance to clean up your act.

Norse wrote:I will give you one more chance to clean up your act.

Abusive partners rarely change no matter how much you yearn for a lasting reconciliation. I'm sure he'll apologize and promise that he'll never do it again but you and I both know that he'll return to his cheating ways eventually. You should take the kids and leave now.

No, I refuse to believe it Jolly! My narky wouldnt do that. He always tells me he loves me when we have finished playing each game. Some of his fortifications to my area were pretty large. He must care, musn't he?

He's just adding spice to your relationship.

now I'm jealous

Oh Norse, that's terrible news.

But you guys have been in a relationship together for so long now that it'd be a shame to throw away what you have just because of this single silly incident. Are you sure that you haven't done something to drive AD into the arms of another user? Is your own doubling record completely clean? Perhaps he has deeper issues going on that have driven him to this kind of abusive behaivour?
I just hope that the two of you can talk it out and stay together, you're such a beautiful couple and it'd be a shame to see you split like this.

*sobs uncontrollably*

You know, I must have driven him away....sometimes I wouldn't fort him very meatily, and let him wither away as I pounded away roughly.

Well well well...

It seems as though narky boy has coming crawling back to papa.

Pass for my doubles games = sperm

Norse wrote:*sobs uncontrollably*

You know, I must have driven him away....sometimes I wouldn't fort him very meatily, and let him wither away as I pounded away roughly.

Listen up, fuckstick... Maybe if you'ld quit getting forum bans I wouldn't feel like this... But you keep abandoning me right at the height of passion.

You made me a vow to never leave my side, but you keep running off to diddle yourself at home alone for a week.

How do you think that makes me feel????

Look nark, you knew I was a wild-child when you married me, I couldnt help being put away, the cops were out to get me.

I may have been gone, but I was never unfaithful, unless you count the shower incident with the soap and the chap who didnt have much respect for my anal virginity... but we shall not go there.

Norse wrote:Look nark, you knew I was a wild-child when you married me, I couldnt help being put away, the cops were out to get me.

I may have been gone, but I was never unfaithful, unless you count the shower incident with the soap and the chap who didnt have much respect for my anal virginity... but we shall not go there.

You said you were saving your ass for ME!!!

Bastard....

Anyway, I'll always come back to you, baby.

Norse wrote:Look nark, you knew I was a wild-child when you married me, I couldnt help being put away, the cops were out to get me.

I may have been gone, but I was never unfaithful, unless you count the shower incident with the soap and the chap who didnt have much respect for my anal virginity... but we shall not go there.

How many times do I have to apologies?

diddle wrote:
How many times do I have to apologies?

I'll let James Bond field that one...

Sean Connery wrote:Diddle, you prrrrrick. I cannot deshhhhhcribe exshhhactly how shhhhtupid that comment ishhhhh

Oh. He's not in a good mood today.

The worlds ONLY James Bond... At least that bitch Daniel Craig didn't try to say it...

And Connery doesn't sound angry, he sounds like he's a bit pissed, though.

Maybe so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-pIwA-E-UY

Norse wrote:

diddle wrote:
How many times do I have to apologies?

I'll let James Bond field that one...

Sean Connery wrote:Diddle, you prrrrrick. I cannot deshhhhhcribe exshhhactly how shhhhtupid that comment ishhhhh

Oh. He's not in a good mood today.

And now Seans turned against me aswell, I'm going to go and drown my sorrows in some warm milk.

diddle wrote:

Norse wrote:

diddle wrote:
How many times do I have to apologies?

I'll let James Bond field that one...

Sean Connery wrote:Diddle, you prrrrrick. I cannot deshhhhhcribe exshhhactly how shhhhtupid that comment ishhhhh

Oh. He's not in a good mood today.

And now Seans turned against me aswell, I'm going to go and drown my sorrows in some warm milk.

sorry diddle, norse's mum's all dried out.

mr. incrediball wrote:sorry diddle, norse's mum's all dried out.

Wrong!

You silly bugger, you've been sucking at my dad's nipple for the past half hour. He likes to put his wig on sometimes....he's sly like that.

Norse wrote:

mr. incrediball wrote:sorry diddle, norse's mum's all dried out.

Wrong!

You silly bugger, you've been sucking at my dad's nipple for the past half hour. He likes to put his wig on sometimes....he's sly like that.

dammit!

curse tranny dad!

Anarkistsdream wrote:

Norse wrote:*sobs uncontrollably*

You know, I must have driven him away....sometimes I wouldn't fort him very meatily, and let him wither away as I pounded away roughly.

Listen up, fuckstick... Maybe if you'ld quit getting forum bans I wouldn't feel like this... But you keep abandoning me right at the height of passion.

You made me a vow to never leave my side, but you keep running off to diddle yourself at home alone for a week.

How do you think that makes me feel????

Norse you abused diddle?

dump him Norse. he`s no good anyway, the same as all the other yanks. you need bit of British beef, i have my DM.

DAZMCFC wrote:dump him Norse. he`s no good anyway, the same as all the other yanks. you need bit of British beef, i have my DM.

Hoof and mouth disease, anyone?

At least my meat is clean, ya bastage.

Quiet Anark, you do not talk about my biceps that way...


Here, check out my latest workout shots:


Now tremble you puny weaklings... you bow down to me now.

I think you should actually put some weights o that thing, DM... Otherwise, you'll still be looking like that when you're nine or 10... And we know how mean those kids can be in Primary school.

Great, a 12 year old midget.