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Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:58 pm**

Italy, a proud nation.

A nation famous for many things. Fine food, fine wine, romanticism, but more importantly...

FOOTBALL!

I love Italy.

ITALIA!

Please share with me your love for italy.

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:01 pm**

I for one am not really a fan of Italy, but the correct word is Calcio

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:04 pm**

As long as they win their game tommorow, I will be a happy chappy!

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:05 pm**

Norse wrote:As long as they win their game tommorow, I will be a happy chappy!

As an englishmen, theirs only one Euro 2008 game I care about......

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:09 pm**

Italy was way cooler 2000 years ago.

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:12 pm**

diddle wrote:
Norse wrote:As long as they win their game tommorow, I will be a happy chappy!

As an englishmen, theirs only one Euro 2008 game I care about......

well, as an englishman, there would be one very nice consolation if things go 'tit's-up'

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:15 pm**

Norse wrote:
diddle wrote:
Norse wrote:As long as they win their game tommorow, I will be a happy chappy!

As an englishmen, theirs only one Euro 2008 game I care about......

well, as an englishman, there would be one very nice consolation if things go 'tit's-up'

I don't think its much of an 'if' though.........

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:25 pm**

You forgot my favorite thing about Italy.

All the Italian men who somehow think that every woman in the world wants to see, touch, and kiss their cocks.

My sister was on a bus in Sicily, she felt something on her shoulder and turned to see that the man standing next to her seat and calmly taken out his member and carefully placed it on her shoulder without saying a word.

Gotta love a country with balls like that.

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:26 pm**

Harijan wrote:You forgot my favorite thing about Italy.

All the Italian men who somehow think that every woman in the world wants to see, touch, and kiss their cocks.

My sister was on a bus in Sicily, she felt something on her shoulder and turned to see that the man standing next to her seat and calmly taken out his member and carefully placed it on her shoulder without saying a word.

Gotta love a country with balls like that.

Thats awesome, what was her reaction?

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:33 pm**

She touched, kissed and sucked it. Ya know, she wanted to.

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:52 pm**

Norse wrote:FOOTO BE ANNOUNCEDLL!

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:54 pm**

unriggable wrote:
Norse wrote:FOOTO BE ANNOUNCEDLL!

Haha

Austria 0 - 1 England

Couch 44'

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:55 pm**

poor delusional english

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:33 pm**

I hate Italian Football team. Plays like sh*t all the time and most of the time wins a match.

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:39 pm**

italy are masters of the world...in the sense that they are the only nation that actually enjoys defending, as they are so fucking good at it.

Tommorow they will drench scotlands pathetic attempts, and knock the ball about, whilst the stoopid jocks run about and get tired.

Then they will catch em on the break.

My prediction?

Scotland 0 - 2 Italia.

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:40 pm**

Norse wrote:italy are masters of the world...in the sense that they are the only nation that actually enjoys defending, as they are so fucking good at it.

Tommorow they will drench scotlands pathetic attempts, and knock the ball about, whilst the stoopid jocks run about and get tired.

Then they will catch em on the break.

My prediction?

Scotland 0 - 2 Italia.

Scotland 1-2 Italia

Another James McFadden fluke :roll:

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:41 pm**

Norse wrote:italy are masters of the world...in the sense that they are the only nation that actually enjoys defending, as they are so fucking good at it.

Tommorow they will drench scotlands pathetic attempts, and knock the ball about, whilst the stoopid jocks run about and get tired.

Then they will catch em on the break.

My prediction?

Scotland 0 - 2 Italia.

Although Italy is Croatia's neighbor i think it's gonna be 1-1 or 2-2. :-^

Go Scotland! $\:D/$

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:43 pm**

ignotus wrote:
Norse wrote:italy are masters of the world...in the sense that they are the only nation that actually enjoys defending, as they are so fucking good at it.

Tommorow they will drench scotlands pathetic attempts, and knock the ball about, whilst the stoopid jocks run about and get tired.

Then they will catch em on the break.

My prediction?

Scotland 0 - 2 Italia.

Although Italy is Croatia's neighbor i think it's gonna be 1-1 or 2-2.

Go Scotland! $\:D/$

I'd be happy with either of them too, as long as the french win.

I Hate watching competitions such as the euro's or the world cup that are missing quality teams such as France and England.

That is why Italy and israel have to do the honourable things, and beat the n00bs that they are playing this weekend.

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:43 pm**

diddle wrote:
Thats awesome, what was her reaction?

Y'know, I never asked her. I was laughing so hard at that point of the story that I just about pissed myself. Now I have something to talk to her about at Thanksgiving.

Thanks Diddle.

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:44 pm**

Harijan wrote:
diddle wrote:
Thats awesome, what was her reaction?

Y'know, I never asked her. I was laughing so hard at that point of the story that I just about pissed myself. Now I have something to talk to her about at Thanksgiving.

Thanks Diddle.

No Problem :wink:

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:45 pm**

its called Soccer, not Foot ball, this is Foot ball:

this is a foot ball

this is what you do in foot ball

http://www.seas.upenn.edu/~dmstein/stee ... collar.gif

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:46 pm**

Unit_2 wrote:its called Soccer, not Foot ball, this is Foot ball:

this is a foot ball

this is what you do in foot ball

http://www.seas.upenn.edu/~dmstein/stee ... collar.gif

Exactly. You use your fucking hands, you massive cock.

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:46 pm**

Asshole. Doesn't know what the rest of the world.

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:47 pm**

This sport is called football, the sport your referring to is called American football

Posted: **Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:48 pm**

Unit_2, I know that you are backward, with some kind of mentally challenging issue, but you should clearly be able to see, that the sportsman in your picture is using his hands, and not his feet.

There is only one football, i'm afraid. Call it what you will amongst your own ilk, but not around me. The official name of the sport is "association football".

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