Conquer Club

Jason Boland - Nymphomaniac

(Audio if ya wanna listen to the song)
http://jnumber1.vox.com/library/audio/6 ... ecb8f.html

Well welcome everybody to Willies place
You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
We got everything,
The only thing that we lack
is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll give her great big tits
And a little bitty ass
A fucking machine that never runs out of gas
A body like nobody's ever seen before
She recently inherited a liquor store

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Well she doesn't wanna marry
And she doesn't wanna fight
She doesn't get two shit if I stay out all night
I bring home another woman
She just gives me a smile
Take off our clothes then we buck in a pile

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Make her a magic fingers mama
That can roll up my doobs
The best in the west at cooking chinese food
She doesn't to shop and she doesn't wear clothes
She always compliments me on the size of my hose

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll make her three feet tall
And stand about to here
With a flat spot on her head
So I can rest my beer

I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

LMAO...did you write that ?

Nope, it's a song!

I updated the first post with a link to the song....

wow that is the least creative, most juvenile song i have ever......read.

and btw, you think about sex much?

"wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more say no more say no more"
















































"what's it like?"

Hey... I know Jason Boland... He is from Stillwater, and so am I...

He's a fucking loser. And his music sucks.

Anarkistsdream wrote:Hey... I know Jason Boland... He is from Stillwater, and so am I...

He's a fucking loser. And his music sucks.

The song in this thread is pretty good.

diddle wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:Hey... I know Jason Boland... He is from Stillwater, and so am I...

He's a fucking loser. And his music sucks.

The song in this thread is pretty good.

If you like Red Dirt music.

Anarkistsdream wrote:

diddle wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:Hey... I know Jason Boland... He is from Stillwater, and so am I...

He's a fucking loser. And his music sucks.

The song in this thread is pretty good.

If you like Red Dirt music.

I'll pretend to understand.

That's what the style of music is called.

It's not Country... It's not rock...

It's called Red Dirt.

Anarkistsdream wrote:That's what the style of music is called.

It's not Country... It's not rock...

It's called Red Dirt.

Fair enough. Please don't judge me.......

diddle wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:That's what the style of music is called.

It's not Country... It's not rock...

It's called Red Dirt.

Fair enough. Please don't judge me.......

Why would I judge you because you didn't know?!?!?

Anarkistsdream wrote:

diddle wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:That's what the style of music is called.

It's not Country... It's not rock...

It's called Red Dirt.

Fair enough. Please don't judge me.......

Why would I judge you because you didn't know?!?!?

No, I meant don't judge me for liking that one song. You seemed dissaproving.

Different strokes for Different Folks, mate.

Horses for courses.

But you have a shit taste in music, that's all.

Rich, dumb, young nympho eh? someone springs to mind straight away...

Norse wrote:
Rich, dumb, young nympho eh? someone springs to mind straight away...

Fircoal?

diddle wrote:

Norse wrote:
Rich, dumb, young nympho eh? someone springs to mind straight away...

Fircoal?

Well if this song was about poor, smart and old guy who is almost virgin then I could associate myself to this song...

try supply and demand.

The1exile wrote:try supply and demand.

I tried, now I have a profile on http://www.thirdworldgirlsformoney.com.

ignotus wrote:

diddle wrote:

Norse wrote:
Rich, dumb, young nympho eh? someone springs to mind straight away...

Fircoal?

Well if this song was about poor, smart and old guy who is almost virgin then I could associate myself to this song...

How can you be "almost virgin"?