Conquer Club

tell everyone about yur worst injury mine was when i almoast cut the end of my thumb off with a knife
explain the hospitalazation needed for yur injury also






i dont know if this has been done so plz correct me if it has

One day during a run I pulled a muscle in my back. I couldn't walk for a week and had to get muscle relaxer from the doctor.

Nothing really dramatic but oh-so-painful.

I accidentally cut my penis off

Don't think so.

Worst injury, probably when I was wrestling in my karate class (my sensei was a wrestler in high school), and I was somehow turned away from my opponent and he picked me up while I only had one leg free, and I came down right on my leg, popping my knee loud enough for everyone in the room to here. A month or so later (had to convince my parents), I had surgery on that knee. I had knee surgery on my other knee only about 6 months previous to it. Needless to say I was not happy about it.

When I lived in Vernon, my friend and I were riding bicycles when we came to a large steep hill by some apartments and at the bottom was a three way crossing. At the end of the hill there was a park with some trees, and my bud convinced me to ride down the hill, so I started down, keeping a sleek profile and, to make matters worse, I was actually pedaling down the hill. I swear I was going near 30 kilometers an hour. As luck (And my own stupidity) would have it, I crashed into a large maple tree. It cracked my bicycle helmet and my forehead open.

misterman10 wrote:I accidentally cut my penis off

Same here, but then right afterwards I fell into a pool of alcohol.

its hard for me to choose, i had way too many, so i will tell you my worst 2.

First one....i was riding on a bike down a hill is my grandma's village, it was the first day on the bike by the way. So, i was pretty fucking scared, and as i was speeding down the hill, i didnt notice a speed bump, and "bumped" right into it. I flew over my front wheel ( hurting my balls) then landed on my face and was dragged by the force of acceleration. for 2 or so meters ( asphalt road ) In the end, i walked back up that fking hill, bleeding to death and screaming my balls off ( which still hurt ), i will never forget that day. What a fun little experience that was.

Second. Same village, almost same hill, different weather conditions. It was winter of 2002, i was speeding down that hill on my sleight when i see two little girls coming in front of me, out of nowhere ( they were asian by the way ) I scream for then to get out of the way but they were slow as usual. So i try to stir around them, and when i do, that bitch jumps right in from of me, with a sleight of her own. So, i slide between her legs, since she was short i hit my head on her "soon to be uterus ", and it tilted backwards. then as i pass her by, i catch the end of her sleight with my finger and slice it to the bone. Funny thing is, i didnt notice the finger until i was all the way back up that hill, i was mostly concerned with my neck and the asian bitch that jumped in front of me, but when i removed my glove and discovered the bleeding finger with flesh hanging off it, i wailed like i never wailed before.

I dived into a pool and drowned.

This one time I got shot by a 155mm Howitzer. I was pretty pissed off about that.

autoload wrote:This one time I got shot by a 155mm Howitzer. I was pretty pissed off about that.

i imagine....
the guy must have had a lousy aim....you are still alive

EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:When I lived in Vernon, my friend and I were riding bicycles when we came to a large steep hill by some apartments and at the bottom was a three way crossing. At the end of the hill there was a park with some trees, and my bud convinced me to ride down the hill, so I started down, keeping a sleek profile and, to make matters worse, I was actually pedaling down the hill. I swear I was going near 30 kilometers an hour. As luck (And my own stupidity) would have it, I crashed into a large maple tree. It cracked my bicycle helmet and my forehead open.

30 kph is not fast (though hitting a tree at that speed wouldn't be fun!). I average a few kph faster than that during rides of 40k+
I've gone 75+ kph on a bike and some people break 100!


Anyway, for the topic at hand: I fractured my skull once and had a stress fracture in my foot. The fractured skull was a more traumatic injury but the fractured foot had a bigger impact on my life.

Skull story- I was playing hide-and-seek tag and I was climbing a fence to get away from someone. As I jumped off my leg got caught and I went head first onto the brick patio. It is in perfectly at the top of my head and they had to shave it (just the center) to put in stitches so I had a pretty bad haircut for a while.

-ShadySoul- wrote:

autoload wrote:This one time I got shot by a 155mm Howitzer. I was pretty pissed off about that.

i imagine....
the guy must have had a lousy aim....you are still alive

It was a direct hit from 100 meters.

And I will agree with Sully. 30kph is not fast. I love going down a steep hill and trying to max out my speed. Maybe my mind will change after my first Huge crash...

autoload wrote:

-ShadySoul- wrote:

autoload wrote:This one time I got shot by a 155mm Howitzer. I was pretty pissed off about that.

i imagine....
the guy must have had a lousy aim....you are still alive

It was a direct hit from 100 meters.

And I will agree with Sully. 30kph is not fast. I love going down a steep hill and trying to max out my speed. Maybe my mind will change after my first Huge crash...

at the head no less.

borox0 wrote:I dived into a pool and drowned.

Okay...

I fell out of a tree and broke my arm when I was 8.

But I broke it in a shitty way, I was falling headfirst, so I put my arms up to break the fall, but since my arms (well used to, my right doesn't anymore) hyperextend, it went the wrongway

I got Necrotizing fasciitis once.

On my penis.

I'm pretty accident prone.

1) I was about 7 years old and out on a biking trip with my dad. Funnily enough always the same thing happened to me as did Shady Soul.
Me + Large Hill + Too Much Speed + New Brakes = Me going over the handlebars and hitting the floor with MY FACE. Ten years on, my nose is still broken as you cannot operate on a broken nose until it has fully grown, otherwise the nose gets f*cked.

2) Two years later, I break another bone. I was in our school playground running around with friends, as you do, when I was "accidentally" tripped. My elbow was the first part of me to hit the cold, hard concrete running. It didn't break the bone, but pushed it out of place, which still hurt like hell, especially when one is nine. Once again, to this day, I have a reminder of this injury: a scar on my elbow.

3) This one happened just two years ago. My friend and I were playing football with others, when he swung his foot up. It hit my thumb dead on. I then had to endure an hour of waiting through P.E, a bicycle ride home and a restless night, all in considerable pain, before discovering the next day at hospital that it was fractured. I spent six weeks in a ruddy arm cast, thanks alot Gareth. I swear it still doesn't fell right.

Total Operations: 3
Total Weeks in an Arm Cast: 12

Hmm I got 3:
1 - When climbing a tree at my grandma's neighbour's house I slipped and impaled my leg on a branch. It went right through.
2 - At a camp I went to I stupidly ran into a rope made out of steel cords, I stopped it with my neck. I still have the scars.
3 - When I was ten I fell about 2 and a half metres and landed flat on my back. The doctor said that if I was any older i would have broken my back.

I once had all of the skin flayed from my body before I was dragged through nettles and blackberry-bushes and fed to wild-hounds; the worst bit about it was that it took three hours and all happened underwater; except that when I say water I mean lava.

Dancing Mustard wrote:I once had all of the skin flayed from my body before I was dragged through nettles and blackberry-bushes and fed to wild-hounds; the worst bit about it was that it took three hours and all happened underwater; except that when I say water I mean lava.

Nettles. Ouch.

Well, let's see, as a kid I had a go at my left middle finger with a saw which left a scar to remind me that it's a good idea to be careful around sharp objects, I broke one small finger and dislocated the other at PE in school once. The sidewalk proved to be harder than one and a half of my teeth at one point, but I'll get my revenge yet. I've had countless torn ligaments, it seems my feet attract them, the latest was 3 weeks ago.
And one that's not so bad but sounds funny, I managed to get a burn from a denim jacket. Took several weeks for it to heal completely, too. And no the jacket was not on fire.

wow i only have 1, and it happened when i was what, 2 years old??? i was chasing my older sister around (she's just 1 and a half years older than me, but im over a foot taller than her, at the time though she was still taller than me ) well anyways, i was chasing her around and she ran into the bathroom, and i stuck my thumb in between the door and the wall, on the hinges side. Got my thumb cut almost all the way off, it was only hanging on by a tiny piece of skin

Guys (you know who you are) stop trying to jack the thread and lets try to keep it to real injuries eh

I once ripped a hook off the wall with my head at the top of a mountain in switzerland whilst being lifted over the top of a door to get my little sister out of a toilet stall with a broken lock.

Worst I can remember anyway

haha, sure, yea but what i put IS a real injury, worst thats ever happened to me

unless u count the time where i got sent to another galaxy, where i built a lightsaber which exploded while at the same time being dragged around by a gaint bird while the giant bird was being shot at and the bird was using me for protection