Conquer Club

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.. How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

What makes up 100% in life?


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And ........

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and knowledge will get you close, And, Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!!!

R-O-N-A-L-D-I-N-H-O

18+15+14+1+12+4+9+14+8+15 = 110%



something has to be wrong here

ah, but if you spell A-R-S-E-K-I-S-S-I-N-G properly then you get 122%.

Haha, I like it ron, albeit a blatant case of plagarism.

However,

CUNT = 58%

WICKED = 55%

hmm..... draw your own conclusions from that.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT A FLAME, I WAS MERELY POINTING OUT THE FACT THAT USING RON'S POINT SYSTEM, CERTAIN RANDOM WORDS ARE EITHER SMALLER OR LARGER THAN OTHER CERTAIN WORDS. I HEREBY DISMISS ANY FURTHER SPECULATION AS TRIPE, AND BY THE POWER THAT IS VESTED IN ME FROM THE ALMIGHTY, ALL-SEEING, ALL KNOWING ODIN, I WILL STRIKE DOWN ANYONE WITH THE POWER OF WRATH THAT CLAIMS ANYTHING TO THE CONTRARY. I IZ TEH L0LZ-MEISTER, LOLOLOLOLOL OMGWTF HONIBAZ, HAVE A GOOD ONE TWILLY, WTF WTF WTF OMG. ARRRRRRGH. RED LORRY YELLOW LORRY RED LORRY YELLOW LORRY RED LORRY YELLOW LORRY KILL THE UN!

mr. incrediball wrote:R-O-N-A-L-D-I-N-H-O

18+15+14+1+12+4+9+14+8+15 = 110%



something has to be wrong here

I was going to put that up aswel but i thought i shouldent be to big headed lmfao

UNRIGGABLE
96%.

GO FIGURE.

M-R I-N-C-R-E-D-I-B-A-L-L

13+18+9+14+3+18+5+4+9+2+1+12+12 = 120%

beat you ron

FRIGIDUS
6+18+9+7+9+4+19+21=93%
So close yet so far

insomniacdude = 131%

That makes me better than you!

cena-rules
3+5+14+1+18+21+12+5+19=98%

meh

I hate teh maths, how many persent I r?

2dimes wrote:I hate teh maths, how many persent I r?

2-D-I-M-E-S

2+4+9+13+5+19 = 52%

Yay.

2dimes wrote:Yay.

always here to help

209% for me....if that were really true, shouldn't I have a higher score?

ron
thats awesome

4 9 18 20 25 4 9 19 8 19 15 1 16
D I R T Y D I S H S O A P
DirtyDishSoap= 167%

I'm 116% I think

I-M-S-O-S-E-X-Y

9 13 19 15 19 5 24 25

110%

It must be true...

MINISTER MASKET = 176%

Apart from T.F.P, looks like I'm worth most around here.

i am 76%

Minister Masket wrote:MINISTER MASKET = 176%

Apart from T.F.P, looks like I'm worth most around here.

each dash in my name is worth infinity
beat that

The Fuzzy Pengui wrote:209% for me....if that were really true, shouldn't I have a higher score?

I think 209% was Hitler's approval rating in Nazi Germany.

[quote="Ronaldinho"]From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.. How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

What makes up 100% in life?


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

13+21+25+20+7+1+6+21+25= 143%

If that were true, I'd be a bit higher.

This is old. Cant be bothered to work mine out.