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Zombies

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:40 pm
by UCAbears
What would you do if zombies were upon you? And for the smart ones, do you think this could ever happen?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:42 pm
by static_ice
is this real or are you talking about the T-virus from the old resident evil games? :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:43 pm
by UCAbears
static_ice wrote:is this real or are you talking about the T-virus from the old resident evil games? :lol:


well i used it as an example.. I guess i could just rename it zombies.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:47 pm
by hecter
NO!!!! At least, not zombies in the traditional sense of the word.

Re: Zombies

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:50 pm
by static_ice
UCAbears wrote:What would you do if zombies were upon you? And for the smart ones, do you think this could ever happen?


find a blunt object, like the golf clubs downstairs, or a baseball bat, and go over to my redneck neighbor's house to get some ammunition. I guess I could then take one of his many pick up trucks and murder-drive over to my school, or maybe community center, to make some sort of base...

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:51 pm
by Itrade
Live in a boat with a lot of spears and poke any zombies that try to get on.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:52 pm
by unriggable
Made a thread about this somewhere.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:54 pm
by static_ice
Itrade wrote:Live in a boat with a lot of spears and poke any zombies that try to get on.


what if the zombies are smart enough to use their own boats?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:15 pm
by FRSmk3
static_ice wrote:
Itrade wrote:Live in a boat with a lot of spears and poke any zombies that try to get on.


what if the zombies are smart enough to use their own boats?


then lots of poking ensues.

Re: Zombies

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:23 pm
by strike wolf
UCAbears wrote:What would you do if zombies were upon you? And for the smart ones, do you think this could ever happen?


I'd panic, maybe upset a few people with my cowardice.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:31 pm
by The Weird One
Itrade wrote:Live in a boat with a lot of spears and poke any zombies that try to get on.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:39 pm
by borox0
I'd eat their non-existant brains

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:43 pm
by Nobunaga
... Saw Shaun of the Dead last night. Damn, that was hilarious.

...

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:57 pm
by AndrewLC
Drive to my friends Colton's house, He has an AK, 2 shotguns and a couple of rifles. Then defend his (easily defendable) house.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:07 pm
by muy_thaiguy
That wouldn't much of a problem here, most people own guns. And most, more then one. Needless to say, zombies would soon go extinct here.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:09 pm
by borox0
Why are zombies so horrifing anyway? They walk real slow, the break easily and communicate in a series of grunts and groans.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:12 pm
by muy_thaiguy
borox0 wrote:Why are zombies so horrifing anyway? They walk real slow, the break easily and communicate in a series of grunts and groans.
They have a tendency to amass in hordes, eating the brains of the living and ripping many people to shreds, slowly.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:13 pm
by borox0
But they couldn't eat your brains because they are to weak to break your skull.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:18 pm
by muy_thaiguy
borox0 wrote:But they couldn't eat your brains because they are to weak to break your skull.
All it takes is a rock. Or in some cases, strong jaws. :shock:

PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:48 pm
by Itrade
muy_thaiguy wrote:
borox0 wrote:Why are zombies so horrifing anyway? They walk real slow, the break easily and communicate in a series of grunts and groans.
They have a tendency to amass in hordes, eating the brains of the living and ripping many people to shreds, slowly.


If they eat the brains of the living then they're Living Dead zombies, and they can run and talk. And they're funnier than Romero zombies.

I'm assuming we're talking about Dawn of the Dead remake zombies here.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:29 am
by Skittles!
Research zombies and they actually somewhat exist... Not in the sense that the science-fiction and fictional world portrays them as

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:49 am
by borox0
I've always thought that zombies were the least scary of the "Nightmare Group" (living skeletons, werewolves, vampires, zombies and demons)

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:48 am
by KiwiTaker
Find some guns then hide out in the bush of the Ureweras.

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:53 am
by F1fth

PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:55 am
by strike wolf
borox0 wrote:I've always thought that zombies were the least scary of the "Nightmare Group" (living skeletons, werewolves, vampires, zombies and demons)


No skeletons are. All you have to do with skeletons are take away a few key bones and arrange them in a comical fashion. Maybe use the head to play baseball.