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Postby UCAbears on Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:40 pm

What would you do if zombies were upon you? And for the smart ones, do you think this could ever happen?
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Postby static_ice on Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:42 pm

is this real or are you talking about the T-virus from the old resident evil games? :lol:
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Postby UCAbears on Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:43 pm

static_ice wrote:is this real or are you talking about the T-virus from the old resident evil games? :lol:


well i used it as an example.. I guess i could just rename it zombies.
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Postby hecter on Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:47 pm

NO!!!! At least, not zombies in the traditional sense of the word.
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Re: Zombies

Postby static_ice on Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:50 pm

UCAbears wrote:What would you do if zombies were upon you? And for the smart ones, do you think this could ever happen?


find a blunt object, like the golf clubs downstairs, or a baseball bat, and go over to my redneck neighbor's house to get some ammunition. I guess I could then take one of his many pick up trucks and murder-drive over to my school, or maybe community center, to make some sort of base...
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Postby Itrade on Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:51 pm

Live in a boat with a lot of spears and poke any zombies that try to get on.
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Postby unriggable on Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:52 pm

Made a thread about this somewhere.
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Postby static_ice on Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:54 pm

Itrade wrote:Live in a boat with a lot of spears and poke any zombies that try to get on.


what if the zombies are smart enough to use their own boats?
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Postby FRSmk3 on Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:15 pm

static_ice wrote:
Itrade wrote:Live in a boat with a lot of spears and poke any zombies that try to get on.


what if the zombies are smart enough to use their own boats?


then lots of poking ensues.
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Re: Zombies

Postby strike wolf on Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:23 pm

UCAbears wrote:What would you do if zombies were upon you? And for the smart ones, do you think this could ever happen?


I'd panic, maybe upset a few people with my cowardice.
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Postby The Weird One on Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:31 pm

Itrade wrote:Live in a boat with a lot of spears and poke any zombies that try to get on.
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Postby borox0 on Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:39 pm

I'd eat their non-existant brains
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Postby Nobunaga on Sun Oct 28, 2007 9:43 pm

... Saw Shaun of the Dead last night. Damn, that was hilarious.

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Postby AndrewLC on Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:57 pm

Drive to my friends Colton's house, He has an AK, 2 shotguns and a couple of rifles. Then defend his (easily defendable) house.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:07 pm

That wouldn't much of a problem here, most people own guns. And most, more then one. Needless to say, zombies would soon go extinct here.
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Postby borox0 on Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:09 pm

Why are zombies so horrifing anyway? They walk real slow, the break easily and communicate in a series of grunts and groans.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:12 pm

borox0 wrote:Why are zombies so horrifing anyway? They walk real slow, the break easily and communicate in a series of grunts and groans.
They have a tendency to amass in hordes, eating the brains of the living and ripping many people to shreds, slowly.
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Postby borox0 on Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:13 pm

But they couldn't eat your brains because they are to weak to break your skull.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:18 pm

borox0 wrote:But they couldn't eat your brains because they are to weak to break your skull.
All it takes is a rock. Or in some cases, strong jaws. :shock:
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Postby Itrade on Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:48 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
borox0 wrote:Why are zombies so horrifing anyway? They walk real slow, the break easily and communicate in a series of grunts and groans.
They have a tendency to amass in hordes, eating the brains of the living and ripping many people to shreds, slowly.


If they eat the brains of the living then they're Living Dead zombies, and they can run and talk. And they're funnier than Romero zombies.

I'm assuming we're talking about Dawn of the Dead remake zombies here.
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Postby Skittles! on Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:29 am

Research zombies and they actually somewhat exist... Not in the sense that the science-fiction and fictional world portrays them as
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Postby borox0 on Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:49 am

I've always thought that zombies were the least scary of the "Nightmare Group" (living skeletons, werewolves, vampires, zombies and demons)
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Postby KiwiTaker on Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:48 am

Find some guns then hide out in the bush of the Ureweras.
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Postby F1fth on Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:53 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide

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Postby strike wolf on Mon Oct 29, 2007 2:55 am

borox0 wrote:I've always thought that zombies were the least scary of the "Nightmare Group" (living skeletons, werewolves, vampires, zombies and demons)


No skeletons are. All you have to do with skeletons are take away a few key bones and arrange them in a comical fashion. Maybe use the head to play baseball.
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