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Urgent Question

Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:10 am
by borox0
Does anyone know a cure for severe diahoerrea?

Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:11 am
by got tonkaed
pepto and probably drinking a lot of fluids....
also you could probably google this and save some embarressment, or webmd...
if it persists for a long period of time you may want to think about seeing someone, but id recommend trying to up your fluid intake and search for some foods which may help your system.

Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:13 am
by borox0
no not for me, i jst dont want to sit in a small house with someone on the shitter all the time (we don't own any of that fancy spray)

Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:14 am
by jay_a2j
Lotsa cheese and fiber (just a guess)


Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:26 am
by gimil
Just shit it out
Till theres nothing left to shit


Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:27 am
by diddle
gimil wrote:Just shit it out
Till theres nothing left to shit

QFT

Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:30 am
by Iliad
diddle wrote:gimil wrote:Just shit it out
Till theres nothing left to shit

QFT

Re: Urgent Question

Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:12 am
by Minister Masket
borox0 wrote:Does anyone know a cure for severe diahoerrea?
I'm pleasantly surprised you knew how to spell "diahoerrea" correctly.

Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:35 am
by Dancing Mustard
Immodium-Plus is your friend and saviour.
Whatever you pay for it is too low a price.

Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:51 am
by nagerous
Immodium is only a temporary solution, perhaps the problem is diet related? Also, I would advice your friend to go to the local hospital and get it checked out with a colonoscopy or endoscopy or whatever its called if the problem persists.

Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:53 am
by Dancing Mustard
nagerous wrote:Immodium is only a temporary solution
Then you didn't take enough

Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:54 am
by nagerous
Take too much and you'll never shit again


Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:54 am
by Syzygy
Lomotil.

Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:56 am
by ignotus
Chocolate. And lots of it!


Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:12 am
by cena-rules
couscous as it is nearly 100% starch

Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:13 am
by gimil
nagerous wrote:Take too much and you'll never shit again

problem solved?

Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:14 am
by Stopper
Imodium, which has saved my arse on numerous occasions. I prefer the kind that melts in your mouth, rather than having to be swallowed.

Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:14 am
by Snorri1234
Stab yourself in the guts.

Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:15 am
by nagerous
gimil wrote:nagerous wrote:Take too much and you'll never shit again

problem solved?
you'll be dead.

Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:25 am
by Dancing Mustard
nagerous wrote:gimil wrote:nagerous wrote:Take too much and you'll never shit again

problem solved?
you'll be dead.
problem solved?

Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:27 am
by MeDeFe
plastic sheets and lots of water.
Oh, and someone to clean away the mess, too.

Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:31 am
by gimil
Dancing Mustard wrote:nagerous wrote:gimil wrote:nagerous wrote:Take too much and you'll never shit again

problem solved?
you'll be dead.
problem solved?
i dont think this strapping young lad gets the solution


Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:24 pm
by s.xkitten
just make sure that no matter what you do, you continue to drink lots of fluids...because otherwise, you'll get dehydrated, which is not good.

Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:26 pm
by Anarkistsdream
Lots and LOTS of alcohol...
Then, eat a couple of grams of mushrooms and get in the shower naked...
Just lay down and let it all out...

Posted:
Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:57 pm
by unriggable
Hungry pets? They can replace toilets anytime.