proverbs

by **Simonov** on Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:02 pm

i just heard one funny on radio 101 this morning made by N. Tesla:
"Don't trust the glow in woman's eyes - it's just the light coming trough her empty head!" :lol:

by **ignotus** on Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:35 pm

I've heard the Tesla's one before.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Albert Einstein :roll:

by **The1exile** on Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:39 pm

"The only thing you can't trade for your heart's desire is your heart."

by **glide** on Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:06 pm

"just when you think you're winning the Rat Race........some bastard brings in faster rats!"

by **MeDeFe** on Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:21 pm

"It won't get better if you pick at it."

by **muy_thaiguy** on Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:28 pm

"Pain is just weakness going away, but damn does hurt it hurt like hell"

by **MeDeFe** on Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:30 pm

"I wasn't born yesterday."

by **ignotus** on Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:30 pm

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill

by **Minister Masket** on Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:32 pm

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achive it through not dying"
Woody Allen

"Careful, this thread is straying dangerously close to a "Famous Quotations" topic"
Minister Masket

by **MeDeFe** on Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:36 pm

"A penny a day keeps the apple away."

by **b.k. barunt** on Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:16 pm

I did not have sex with that papaya.

Honibaz

by **Norse** on Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:23 pm

"Does the pope shit in the woods?"

by **The Weird One** on Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:25 pm

"Situ ruttu, karu tuleb!" [Shit quickly, bear is coming!] - Old Estonian saying

"Hydrolics, electricity, magic . . . it's all the same."

by **mr. incrediball** on Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:35 pm

"if you are going through hell, keep going"-churchill

by **btownmeggy** on Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:57 pm

Why do you hate women?

by **Harijan** on Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:06 pm

Going old school
Proverbs 26:11 (KJV)

"As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to is folly."

by **Simonov** on Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:47 pm

thin is the line between love and hate...

by **Gold Knight** on Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:12 pm

"Strong in the force is this one" -Yoda

by **btownmeggy** on Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:56 pm

Simonov wrote:thin is the line between love and hate...

Are you so insulting to the people you love?

by **Simonov** on Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:11 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
Simonov wrote:thin is the line between love and hate...

Are you so insulting to the people you love?

ummm, if u consider this insulting then yes. first of all i didn't say i agree with this quote just that it is funny, and it's great material for pissing off chicks (especially feminist ones) :wink:

- you girls are so cute when u get angry.

by **btownmeggy** on Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:24 pm

Simonov wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:
Simonov wrote:thin is the line between love and hate...

Are you so insulting to the people you love?

ummm, if u consider this insulting then yes. first of all i didn't say i agree with this quote just that it is funny, and it's great material for pissing off chicks (especially feminist ones) - you girls are so cute when u get angry.

This seems to reflect a whole string of beliefs you have about women: brainless, yet conniving, generally deserving of the mistreatment that is part of our societal heritage:

Simonov wrote:
Leopold von Sacher-Masoch wrote:“Man is the one who desires, woman the one who is desired. This is woman's entire but decisive advantage. Through man's passions, nature has given man into woman's hands, and the woman who does not know how to make him her subject, her slave, her toy, and how to betray him with a smile in the end is not wise.”

Simonov wrote:"... i raped your mother today and it doesn't matter much to me as long as she's spread!"

Should I start a series of threads promoting the idea that Southeastern Europeans are deserving of despotism and genocide?

by **Simonov** on Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:34 pm

slow down there Meggy. that last one i completely pulled out of context. that's Misfit's lyrics from song Last Caress played by Metallica on one of their Garage albums. i don't even remember when i quoted it. i'm sorry if anything i said insulted you.
p.s. you seriously have to learn to distinguish something that is said as a joke from serious comments or personal beliefs.

by **Norse** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:49 am

If a man thinks a relationship with a woman is a 50/50 constitution, he doesn't understand two things.....women and percentages.

by **Norse** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:50 am

btownmeggy wrote:
Should I start a series of threads promoting the idea that Southeastern Europeans are deserving of despotism and genocide?

Yes.

by **MeDeFe** on Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:47 am

"You don't get the sort of summers/winters/vegetables/whatever these days that you got when I was a kid."

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