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This post is hilarious for a number of reasons.

1. You saying we're logical
2. spilling your guts to potential serial killers
3. Being such a soppy twat
4.Instead of giving your new friend a good old fashioned "ass-fucking" you play video games with her
5. Then admitting that you did this.
6.Assuming that introducing your bird with a potential competitor of hers is a good idea (women are the most vicious territorial type, believe me)

There is more...but Im currently soaked in beer having spilt it down my lap.

The monk idea is pretty good, and probably your best option... Why, you may ask? Because either way, at this point, you could very well be fucked. You have a girlfriend, and if your not attracted to her, break it off, douchebag! If, however, you love your girlfriend and want to be with her, than you can stay just friends with this other girl. Will there be sexual tension? Most likely, yes. Maybe you could arrange some kind of polygamous relationship with her and your current girlfriend. I don't know, it's up to you. You probably should tell your girlfriend about this girl though, because if she finds out that you're spending more time with this girl than you have with her, she'll be pretty fucking pissed... Tell her now and get the shitstorm over with, or avoid it all together. If she's a good girlfriend, it should be no problem (+3 CHA modifier? You should be able to lie a bit...). Personally, I'd try to work out a fuckbuddy type relationship, or dump your current girlfriend.

There is no such thing as a "true friendship" between hetero-sexual men and women who are attracted to one another in the way you describe, so do not bother going there, if you wish to keep your current girl.

Or do as I do, f*ck them both in the same day, effectively giving each of them cunnilingus from each other, having got BJ's from one after shagging the other.


women love that.

Then prepare for a life of singledom....

holy crap, this exact same situation happened to me.
and i'm not trying to kid you either.

What happened in my case is I did try to introduce the girl and my girlfriend. Big mistake. After months of trials and tribulations, i'm no longer talking to my friend, and my girlfriend hates the shit out of her.


My advice? Think really, really, REALLY hard about how you feel about your girlfriend. Do you really like/love her? If so, how do you feel about doing something to someone you love that hurts her? If you don't understand what I'm talking about, imagine the roles being reversed. Your Girlfriend found someone who she really really likes and she started sneaking around behind your back in order to meet him.

At this point in time, you have two courses of options: tell you girlfriend how you feel about the other girl or stop feeling that way about the other girl.



Personally, when i look back, I say, forget the feelings you had about your friend. You won't be able to live with yourself if you get with her, i promise.



I hope i helped, if not, you can ask and i'll try again. I feel your pain, man.

where is the option on the poll to "stop being a whiny fifteen year old"?

he lives with his grilfriend i think hes older then 15

Norse wrote:6.Assuming that introducing your bird with a potential competitor of hers is a good idea (women are the most vicious territorial type, believe me)

I may not know a lot about girls but this is a hardcore fact. One thing you have to do is try to establish them as friends. If not, there will be a grudge-war going on between the two of them and they will be more focused on each other than you. So my advice is to tell her that you have a friend that's a girl but not the whole interest thing. Just don't do anything sketchy, and if you do make sure to clean up after yourself.

Norse wrote:This post is hilarious for a number of reasons.

1. You saying we're logical
2. spilling your guts to potential serial killers
3. Being such a soppy twat
4.Instead of giving your new friend a good old fashioned "ass-fucking" you play video games with her
5. Then admitting that you did this.
6.Assuming that introducing your bird with a potential competitor of hers is a good idea (women are the most vicious territorial type, believe me)

There is more...but Im currently soaked in beer having spilt it down my lap.

I like the king of queens reference as a possible solution to relationship problems

Tyr wrote:he lives with his grilfriend i think hes older then 15

WHO KNOWS WHAT CRAZY NONSENSE GOES ON IN CANADA

riggable wrote:holy crap, this exact same situation happened to me.
and i'm not trying to kid you either.

What happened in my case is I did try to introduce the girl and my girlfriend. Big mistake. After months of trials and tribulations, i'm no longer talking to my friend, and my girlfriend hates the shit out of her.


My advice? Think really, really, REALLY hard about how you feel about your girlfriend. Do you really like/love her? If so, how do you feel about doing something to someone you love that hurts her? If you don't understand what I'm talking about, imagine the roles being reversed. Your Girlfriend found someone who she really really likes and she started sneaking around behind your back in order to meet him.

At this point in time, you have two courses of options: tell you girlfriend how you feel about the other girl or stop feeling that way about the other girl.



Personally, when i look back, I say, forget the feelings you had about your friend. You won't be able to live with yourself if you get with her, i promise.



I hope i helped, if not, you can ask and i'll try again. I feel your pain, man.

QFT.

You just gained +4 respect points.

neoni wrote:where is the option on the poll to "stop being a whiny fifteen year old"?

Get the f*ck out, he said he has been living with his girlfriend for a few years. 15 years old? Get a clue.

freezie wrote:

neoni wrote:where is the option on the poll to "stop being a whiny fifteen year old"?

Get the f*ck out, he said he has been living with his girlfriend for a few years. 15 years old? Get a clue.

LOL

neoni wrote:

freezie wrote:

neoni wrote:where is the option on the poll to "stop being a whiny fifteen year old"?

Get the f*ck out, he said he has been living with his girlfriend for a few years. 15 years old? Get a clue.

LOL

freezie=my hero

neoni wrote:

Tyr wrote:he lives with his grilfriend i think hes older then 15

WHO KNOWS WHAT CRAZY NONSENSE GOES ON IN CANADA

Me, and I tell you to get a clue.

The Tibet idea sounds like it will be a good choice for your situation.

strike wolf wrote:The Tibet idea sounds like it will be a good choice for your situation.

it would be if it wasn't so darned cold.




BTW, don't listen to unriggable about anything concerning girls.

riggable wrote:

strike wolf wrote:The Tibet idea sounds like it will be a good choice for your situation.

it would be if it wasn't so darned cold.




BTW, don't listen to unriggable about anything concerning girls.

Neither Norse.

riggable wrote:BTW, don't listen to unriggable about anything concerning girls.

unriggable wrote:

riggable wrote:BTW, don't listen to unriggable about anything concerning girls.

please oh please, tell me more!

It's a bad omen.

unriggable wrote:It's a bad omen.

well, yes, if Diego is giving relationship advice, something horrible is happening.

You shag the new friend a few times and then make a choice between her and your current girlfriend - its not rocket science

freezie wrote:
Neither Norse.

Yes, because you have blatantly been involved, romantically, with something other than your left palm.

Don't head my advice at your own peril.