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Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:59 am**

I'm wearing 2 socks at the moment, so that means THERE ARE 2 SOCKS.

I just made a great discovery. This shall be implemented in all history books as of now.

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:05 am**

Skittles! wrote::lol: I'm wearing 2 socks at the moment, so that means THERE ARE 2 SOCKS.

I just made a great discovery. This shall be implemented in all history books as of now.

So am I!
4 SOCKS!

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:06 am**

Oh wait, I meant 2 gods :oops:

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:06 am**

guys they sell socks in this shop near where i live - surely that's blasphemy?

our gods are not for sale :evil:

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:07 am**

Oh I think they are. Watch me buy some more gods! I have about 12 pairs of gods, maybe more or less..

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:10 am**

Our Father who art in the drawer,
creased be thy fabric,
thy comfort come,
my feet be warm,
barefoot, as they are in shoes.

etc etc etc

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:39 am**

I have two different socks on at this moment a black and a white. Does this have any implication on the belief in socks?

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:41 am**

I think it does. Whoever favours the White sock more than the Black sock would go against the belief of the favourers of the Black sock over the white sock, so there could be implications between the followers of these different types of socks.

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:43 am**

But I'm wearing one of each colour!

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:44 am**

Well, that just sucks then. You could just try to intermix the beliefs of the two different gods, but I dono.. Just wearing just black socks, that seems to keep my feet happy.

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:47 am**

Where does Sockrates fit in all this ?

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:48 am**

Didn't he just wear sandals?

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:00 am**

You heretics are completely misinterpreting the truth preached by the great Hobo. He clearly told us that "God is a sock", not that every sock is a god! Repent, sinners, or you will be cast down.

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:02 am**

Oh great prophet Frigidus, how can we know which sock is the real god!?

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:07 am**

frigidus is just a modern day akhenaten, our faith in the sock deities is too strong to be broken by your power hungry lies and misinformation.

take your monotheist deciet elsewhere.

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:08 am**

It should be a simple sock, no pattern! It should be the sock of a carpenter!

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:10 am**

100% cotton, extra durable at the toes and heel?

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:19 am**

yes .. except for the Seventh Day Sockventists... they prefer socks which become holey after 6 days... so the air get's to their feet as the great profit Sockschop intended! and on the 7th day they are replaced by a 2nd pair of socks!

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:08 am**

MeDeFe wrote:I have two different socks on at this moment a black and a white. Does this have any implication on the belief in socks?

First explanation: Old Testament & New Testament God.
Second explanation: God (Father) and his Son (Jesus).
Third explanation: LOL! :roll:

Posted: **Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:53 pm**

neoni wrote:guys they sell socks in this shop near where i live - surely that's blasphemy?

our gods are not for sale

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