Conquer Club

Posted: **Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:35 pm**

Well...do you?

Posted: **Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:42 pm**

Posted: **Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:50 pm**

All any women needs is a good Frog to play with

Posted: **Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:02 am**

I think that maybe there aren't even as many women in this forum as have supposedly responded to this poll.

Posted: **Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:04 am**

I bet the 2 girls that replied chose the 3rd option :lol:

Posted: **Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:05 am**

I'm not a woman, but I love a good vibrator on my asshole.

Posted: **Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:06 am**

reverend_kyle wrote:I'm not a woman, but I love a good vibrator on my asshole.

One of my friends admitted to fingering his asshole in the shower

Posted: **Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:36 am**

AndrewLC wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:I'm not a woman, but I love a good vibrator on my asshole.

One of my friends admitted to fingering his asshole in the shower

Lovely.

Posted: **Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:38 am**

Visaoni wrote:
AndrewLC wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:I'm not a woman, but I love a good vibrator on my asshole.

One of my friends admitted to fingering his asshole in the shower

Lovely.

are you sure it wasn't yourself?

Posted: **Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:06 am**

now what woman would;t have a toy.

You don;t think we would trust so inportant a job as pleasuring ones self to a man .

Men can;t be that idiotic can thay ?

Posted: **Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:08 am**

satanspaladin wrote:now what woman would;t have a toy.

You don;t think we would trust so inportant a job as pleasuring ones self to a man .

Men can;t be that idiotic can thay ?

At least we know the difference between an apostrophe and a semicolon :wink:

Posted: **Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:29 am**

kwanton wrote:
satanspaladin wrote:now what woman would;t have a toy.

You don;t think we would trust so inportant a job as pleasuring ones self to a man .

Men can;t be that idiotic can thay ?

At least we know the difference between an apostrophe and a semicolon

And how to spell!

Posted: **Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:00 am**

kwanton wrote:
satanspaladin wrote:now what woman would;t have a toy.

You don;t think we would trust so inportant a job as pleasuring ones self to a man .

Men can;t be that idiotic can thay ?

At least we know the difference between an apostrophe and a semicolon

True but you can't find a woman 's clitoris without a map and we all know how bad men are at asking for directions, she crying with out hope of ever
getting an orgasm .

That is why i became a lesbian ,the loving is just so much better :wink:

Posted: **Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:04 am**

Are there no grammar classes for lesbians

Posted: **Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:15 am**

ouuuu

I'm just waiting that norse seez this topic. :twisted:

Posted: **Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:39 am**

joecoolfrog wrote:Are there no grammar classes for lesbians

why no.

We are just so confused by men telling us its 6 inches when it only 6mm .

All my school teachers were men .

Explains everything really

Posted: **Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:04 am**

rambos poodle wrote:
joecoolfrog wrote:Are there no grammar classes for lesbians

why no.

We are just so confused by men telling us its 6 inches when it only 6mm .

All my school teachers were men .

Explains everything really

well my wife does not complain. :oops:

oh and before anyone takes the piss, not the 6mm part. i meant the whole thing of making love. :lol:

Posted: **Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:18 am**

rambos poodle wrote:
joecoolfrog wrote:Are there no grammar classes for lesbians

why no.

We are just so confused by men telling us its 6 inches when it only 6mm .

All my school teachers were men .

Explains everything really

Im sorry but wouldnt 6mm still be better than nothing

Posted: **Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:23 am**

men are sex toys for women. :twisted:

Leopold von Sacher-Masoch wrote:“Man is the one who desires, woman the one who is desired. This is woman's entire but decisive advantage. Through man's passions, nature has given man into woman's hands, and the woman who does not know how to make him her subject, her slave, her toy, and how to betray him with a smile in the end is not wise.”

p.s. i just love to click this submit button :wink:

Posted: **Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:23 am**

Why do people make these kinds of topics when everyone knows they just turn into a sausage fest?

Posted: **Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:29 am**

Skoffin wrote: Why do people make these kinds of topics when everyone knows they just turn into a sausage fest?

lmao

Posted: **Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:32 am**

Simonov wrote:
Skoffin wrote: Why do people make these kinds of topics when everyone knows they just turn into a sausage fest?

lmao

Anybody have a bottle of mustard?

Posted: **Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:34 am**

Sackett58 wrote:
Simonov wrote:
Skoffin wrote: Why do people make these kinds of topics when everyone knows they just turn into a sausage fest?

lmao

Anybody have a bottle of mustard?

My one danced away :wink:

Posted: **Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:35 am**

Sackett58 wrote:
Simonov wrote:
Skoffin wrote: Why do people make these kinds of topics when everyone knows they just turn into a sausage fest?

lmao

Anybody have a bottle of mustard?

hecter is like a bottle of mustard - many dip their sausages into him.... :sick:

Posted: **Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:39 am**

Simonov wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:
Simonov wrote:
Skoffin wrote: Why do people make these kinds of topics when everyone knows they just turn into a sausage fest?

lmao

Anybody have a bottle of mustard?

hecter is like a bottle of mustard - many dip their sausages into him....

Ok, I just lost my appetite.

Conquer Club

WOMEN: Sex Toys?

WOMEN: Sex Toys?