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WOMEN: Do you have a vibrator or dildo?

 
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WOMEN: Sex Toys?

Postby bedub1 on Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:35 pm

Well...do you?
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Postby happy2seeyou on Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:42 pm

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Postby joecoolfrog on Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:50 pm

All any women needs is a good Frog to play with :D
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Postby btownmeggy on Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:02 am

I think that maybe there aren't even as many women in this forum as have supposedly responded to this poll.
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Postby AndrewLC on Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:04 am

I bet the 2 girls that replied chose the 3rd option :lol:
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Postby reverend_kyle on Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:05 am

I'm not a woman, but I love a good vibrator on my asshole.
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Postby AndrewLC on Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:06 am

reverend_kyle wrote:I'm not a woman, but I love a good vibrator on my asshole.

One of my friends admitted to fingering his asshole in the shower
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Postby Visaoni on Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:36 am

AndrewLC wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:I'm not a woman, but I love a good vibrator on my asshole.

One of my friends admitted to fingering his asshole in the shower


Lovely.
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Postby diddle on Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:38 am

Visaoni wrote:
AndrewLC wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:I'm not a woman, but I love a good vibrator on my asshole.

One of my friends admitted to fingering his asshole in the shower


Lovely.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

are you sure it wasn't yourself?
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Postby satanspaladin on Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:06 am

now what woman would;t have a toy.

You don;t think we would trust so inportant a job as pleasuring ones self to a man .

Men can;t be that idiotic can thay ?
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Postby kwanton on Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:08 am

satanspaladin wrote:now what woman would;t have a toy.

You don;t think we would trust so inportant a job as pleasuring ones self to a man .

Men can;t be that idiotic can thay ?


At least we know the difference between an apostrophe and a semicolon :wink: :lol:
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Postby Iliad on Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:29 am

kwanton wrote:
satanspaladin wrote:now what woman would;t have a toy.

You don;t think we would trust so inportant a job as pleasuring ones self to a man .

Men can;t be that idiotic can thay ?


At least we know the difference between an apostrophe and a semicolon :wink: :lol:

And how to spell!
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Postby rambos poodle on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:00 am

kwanton wrote:
satanspaladin wrote:now what woman would;t have a toy.

You don;t think we would trust so inportant a job as pleasuring ones self to a man .

Men can;t be that idiotic can thay ?


At least we know the difference between an apostrophe and a semicolon :wink: :lol:


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getting an orgasm .

That is why i became a lesbian ,the loving is just so much better :wink:
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Postby joecoolfrog on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:04 am

Are there no grammar classes for lesbians :?
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Postby ignotus on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:15 am

ouuuu


I'm just waiting that norse seez this topic. :twisted:
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Postby rambos poodle on Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:39 am

joecoolfrog wrote:Are there no grammar classes for lesbians :?


why no.

We are just so confused by men telling us its 6 inches when it only 6mm .

All my school teachers were men .

Explains everything really
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Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:04 am

rambos poodle wrote:
joecoolfrog wrote:Are there no grammar classes for lesbians :?


why no.

We are just so confused by men telling us its 6 inches when it only 6mm .

All my school teachers were men .

Explains everything really


well my wife does not complain. :oops:

oh and before anyone takes the piss, not the 6mm part. i meant the whole thing of making love. :lol:
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Postby joecoolfrog on Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:18 am

rambos poodle wrote:
joecoolfrog wrote:Are there no grammar classes for lesbians :?


why no.

We are just so confused by men telling us its 6 inches when it only 6mm .

All my school teachers were men .

Explains everything really


Im sorry but wouldnt 6mm still be better than nothing :D
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Postby Simonov on Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:23 am

men are sex toys for women. :twisted:

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p.s. i just love to click this submit button :wink:
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Postby Skoffin on Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:23 am

Why do people make these kinds of topics when everyone knows they just turn into a sausage fest?
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Postby Simonov on Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:29 am

Skoffin wrote: Why do people make these kinds of topics when everyone knows they just turn into a sausage fest?

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Postby Sackett58 on Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:32 am

Simonov wrote:
Skoffin wrote: Why do people make these kinds of topics when everyone knows they just turn into a sausage fest?

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Anybody have a bottle of mustard?
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Postby Iliad on Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:34 am

Sackett58 wrote:
Simonov wrote:
Skoffin wrote: Why do people make these kinds of topics when everyone knows they just turn into a sausage fest?

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Anybody have a bottle of mustard?

My one danced away :wink:
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Postby Simonov on Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:35 am

Sackett58 wrote:
Simonov wrote:
Skoffin wrote: Why do people make these kinds of topics when everyone knows they just turn into a sausage fest?

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lmao


Anybody have a bottle of mustard?

hecter is like a bottle of mustard - many dip their sausages into him.... :sick:
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Postby Sackett58 on Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:39 am

Simonov wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:
Simonov wrote:
Skoffin wrote: Why do people make these kinds of topics when everyone knows they just turn into a sausage fest?

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Anybody have a bottle of mustard?

hecter is like a bottle of mustard - many dip their sausages into him.... :sick:


Ok, I just lost my appetite.
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