Conquer Club

MY CAT HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE GOVERNMENT. OBVIOUSLY, THEY ARE WATCHING ME BECAUSE I POSE SUCH A THREAT TO NATIONAL SECURITY.

SHE JUST SITS THERE, STARING AT ME. SHE'S OBVIOUSLY BEING USED FOR SOME SORT OF WATCHING DEVICE.

<insert various biased and unreliable websites here>

Sorry..I just wanted to try out my new device..

Nah.

nice one

I hope you people are getting this.

Is it the same cat found in the cockpit of flight 93?

GreecePwns wrote::lol: I hope you people are getting this.

clearly this highly advanced piece of sarcasm flew right over the heads of all those who spend great amounts of time battling wits and flaming norse.

LMAO I didn't think you'd actually do it

In other news, MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS STUCK AS WELL! MY FREEDOM IS BEING THREATENED BY THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!SEVENTYFIVE!!!!!!!

THE GOVERNMENT MADE ME TYPE THAT WAY!!!!!1111!!!!!!ONE!!!!

TALK ABOUT PIER PRESSURE

hecter wrote:LMAO I didn't think you'd actually do it

just trying to please you

:D

unriggable wrote:TALK ABOUT PIER PRESSURE

YOU REALLY SHOULD STOP LYNIG UNDER COLLAPSING PIERS!

OMG WTF BBQ!!!!!

got tonkaed wrote:

GreecePwns wrote::lol: I hope you people are getting this.

clearly this highly advanced piece of sarcasm flew right over the heads of all those who spend great amounts of time being raped mentally by norse.

Hehe, Good work.

Norse wrote:

got tonkaed wrote:

GreecePwns wrote::lol: I hope you people are getting this.

clearly this highly advanced piece of sarcasm flew right over the heads of all those who spend great amounts of time being raped mentally by norse.

Hehe, Good work.

We have all pass your "write-on forum-&-stand-up comedy" crash test. Now you can do local pubs and piss people there!

Is this man an idiot? Is he lying?






Dr Melville McWankyPants, Phd, Ma, Bsc, LLM, Hons, Lulz, Staff Sgt, Dr, Shogun, Chief of Vending Machine maintenance at Disneyland Orlando.


HOUSTON -- Kevin Everett made more significant strides over the weekend in his recovery from a life-threatening spinal cord injury.

The Buffalo Bills tight end lifted his right arm for the first time Sunday, a day after sitting up in bed for four hours, Dr. Teodoro Castillo, his attending physician, said Monday. Everett couldn't sit up for longer than 90 minutes before he was moved to Memorial Hermann Hospital from a Buffalo hospital on Friday.

"Nobody can predict the future but if Kevin continues to show recovery, I am optimistic of a good outcome," Castillo said.

Everett was injured making a tackle during the Bills' season opener against Denver on Sept. 9. Doctors initially said there was little chance Everett would walk again, but that prognosis was revised after Everett showed quick progress in the days after the injury.

Castillo and a team of doctors from Memorial Hermann said Everett can now lift his legs in bed and move his upper extremities.

Castillo said there are several factors working in the 25-year-old Everett's favor: the rapid response after the injury, the medical and surgical care he received in Buffalo and his age. Younger patients often recover better.

In addition, said Castillo, Everett has "a positive attitude and the motivation to work hard."

Everett suffered an incomplete spinal cord injury, meaning there was preservation of some sensation and movement below the injury. Chances for recovery are better in such injuries, said Dr. William Donovan, medical director of Memorial Hermann.

He has more movement and strength in his legs and arms, a condition called central cord syndrome.

Both Castillo and Donovan said they have seen patients with the same level of injury as Everett make a full recovery.

Returning to Houston, where Everett lives in the offseason and is closer to family, also will help Everett's recovery, his doctors said.

"He has a very positive outlook," Castillo said. "The nice thing he told me was just being home, close to home."

Over the weekend, Everett had visits from family members, and at one point, had a big smile on his face while cradling a baby on his chest, Castillo said.

Everett demonstrated that positive attitude and determination to recover when he had to overcome two previous injuries, said Dr. Walt Lowe, co-director of the Roger Clemens Institute for Sports Medicine and Human Performance.

In college at Miami, Everett required surgery for a shoulder injury, and he missed most of his rookie year with the Bills because of torn knee ligament.

"Kevin has overcome major surgical events, major injuries over and over again," said Lowe, team physician for the Houston Texans. "In each one of those settings, he exhibited an incredible positive attitude and the will to get over it."

But Castillo and the other doctors stressed Everett's recovery would be a long process.

Before he can walk, Everett first has to tolerate long periods of sitting, then move to standing activities.

"The main thing is we have to base it on what he shows us," said Castillo. "So far everything looks bright, and I'm optimistic that walking would definitely be a possibility for him."

Copyright 2007 by The Associated Press





Just show me one pic and I will believe you.



But you can't.

why'd you have to ruin it DM?

static_ice wrote:why'd you have to ruin it DM?

QFT

No way man! s.xkitten is wrong dude! It's the dogs! They pretend to be our best friend, but when we are not looking, they are plotting to take over the world man!

I mean, just look at this pic man!

muy_thaiguy wrote:No way man! s.xkitten is wrong dude! It's the dogs! They pretend to be our best friend, but when we are not looking, they are plotting to take over the world man!

I mean, just look at this pic man!

You have no idea how many crazy cat pictures there are online...

unriggable wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:No way man! s.xkitten is wrong dude! It's the dogs! They pretend to be our best friend, but when we are not looking, they are plotting to take over the world man!

I mean, just look at this pic man!

You have no idea how many crazy cat pictures there are online...

They're the ones fighting the dogs man! They're the ones keeping us safe! Why else do you think dogs hate cats, and after chasing them, suck up to us?