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Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:50 pm**

Self-explanatory. Sometimes when I sit, thinking about stuff, pondering life, I like to think Im a Dream interpreter. Tell me your dreams, and i shall try to make sense of them. :wink:

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:54 pm**

Once I dreamed I was on a Handball game (really!)

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:56 pm**

I once dreamed I was a centaur, but I had to think hard to move my legs.

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:58 pm**

ignotus wrote:Once I dreamed I was on a Handball game (really!)

I dont know what that is, or what the hell you mean...

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:59 pm**

muy_thaiguy wrote:I once dreamed I was a centaur, but I had to think hard to move my legs.

Hrm..Are you of greek origin? Maybe you have a boring life, and want to be a centaur (

), but you dont think you can.

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:59 pm**

Last night I dreamed that there was this really hot red-head in my bed and that we were having awesome sex. Then her friend came over and joined in, but she wasn't a redhead, she was a brunette. Anyway, they were both dirty as hell, and the sex was great. I was fantastic, they loved it.

Then I woke up this morning and my sheets were sodden with what I guess was PVC glue.

What did my dream mean. I know it's about sex and stuff, but what did it really mean? Symobolicly and stuff...

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:00 pm**

jnd94 wrote:
ignotus wrote:Once I dreamed I was on a Handball game (really!)

I dont know what that is, or what the hell you mean...

You suck! Don't quit your real job just jet...

Now I shall go to the gypsies...

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:00 pm**

jnd94 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:I once dreamed I was a centaur, but I had to think hard to move my legs.

Hrm..Are you of greek origin? Maybe you have a boring life, and want to be a centaur ( ), but you dont think you can.

Not greek that I know of, I am of Irish decent though. Though that last bit made no sense.

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:01 pm**

muy_thaiguy wrote:
jnd94 wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:I once dreamed I was a centaur, but I had to think hard to move my legs.

Hrm..Are you of greek origin? Maybe you have a boring life, and want to be a centaur ( ), but you dont think you can.
Not greek that I know of, I am of Irish decent though. Though that last bit made no sense.

Maybe you need to get cleaer dreams! And where are y tips? *shakes empty tip jar* I need food too, ya know!!

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:01 pm**

Yesterday i dreamed i had to bury and old babysitters ashes. but shes still alive. i was walking around my hometown but it led to different places. my friend was there with me. i then tried to burn the ashes but then i saw this kid i play basketball with. Then the net went away and i got a bonus for a game ive never played

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:03 pm**

Dancing Mustard wrote:Last night I dreamed that there was this really hot red-head in my bed and that we were having awesome sex. Then her friend came over and joined in, but she wasn't a redhead, she was a brunette. Anyway, they were both dirty as hell, and the sex was great. I was fantastic, they loved it.

Then I woke up this morning and my sheets were sodden with what I guess was PVC glue.

What did my dream mean. I know it's about sex and stuff, but what did it really mean? Symobolicly and stuff...

It means that you want sex, a lot. So much that you picture doing it with a redhead ( :sick:

). Oh, and that glue was....wierd.

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:04 pm**

0ojakeo0 wrote:Yesterday i dreamed i had to bury and old babysitters ashes. but shes still alive. i was walking around my hometown but it led to different places. my friend was there with me. i then tried to burn the ashes but then i saw this kid i play basketball with. Then the net went away and i got a bonus for a game ive never played

Easy. Your babysitter left you at a vulnerable age, and you miss here. Burying her ashes is like saying goodbye. You had a good friend with you during this time, and he helped you get thorugh it. Dont know bout the whole basketball thing though.

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:05 pm**

I dreamed I was a pencil and some author used me to write a poem, I don't remember what the poem was about or how it went.

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:07 pm**

MeDeFe wrote:I dreamed I was a pencil and some author used me to write a poem, I don't remember what the poem was about or how it went.

Maybe you want to write a poem, but dont think you can? Doesnt have to mena literally a poem, but some obstacle that you dont think you can accomplish without help. (author)

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:10 pm**

jnd94 wrote:It means that you want sex, a lot. So much that you picture doing it with a redhead ( ). Oh, and that glue was....wierd.

Redheads are buff as. You can keep a whole legion of blondes and brunettes, I know exactly what I prefer.

Do you think I should clean up the glue-stuff, or show it to one of my housemates?

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:52 pm**

I had a dream i was driving across tenessee to rescue a child. I got halfway when the guys from cSI Miami interupted me.

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:57 pm**

get a load of this one:

I dreamt i was on a pirate ship and then went down a slide that was somewhere off the side of the ship...the slode was all multicoloured and when i came out of the slide i went into the water and woke up. It felt like i was in the slide forever.

I dreamt i getting chased by godzilla and everytime i would lose godzilla it would crush a house and come after me again until eventually there was a hole under a giant tree that i went in and was safe

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:08 pm**

jnd94 wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:I dreamed I was a pencil and some author used me to write a poem, I don't remember what the poem was about or how it went.

Maybe you want to write a poem, but dont think you can? Doesnt have to mena literally a poem, but some obstacle that you dont think you can accomplish without help. (author)

Well, he couldn't have written it without me either.

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:11 pm**

I had a dream where I was at a party, and everyone was poking my friend with sticks. And this guy was crying in the corner, for some odd reason.

Another one was when I had dreams about a bigggg yellowish rat eating my house. :shock:

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:35 pm**

I also had a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really weird dream when:

I dreamt that i got abducted by aliens and then i got pregnant by one :shock:

even though im a male. Anyway i had to get surgery to get a vagina surgically put in and.....do i need continue? It was just F'ed up.

edit: I made a mistake when i typed it

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:38 pm**

duday53 wrote:I also had a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really weird dream when:

I dreamt that i got abducted by aliens and then i got pregnant by one even though im a male. Anyway i had to get surgery to get a vagina out in and.....do i need continue? It was just F'ed up.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

If this is real, I'd say you have issues with your mother's vagina... Freud would concur.

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:42 pm**

Here is a serious one:

I was dreaming last night...don't remember about what but it wasn't very pleasant. I woke up....kinda......I was still in REM sleep...as I could feel my eyes flicking and flicking like crazy (Rapid Eye Movement).

Opening one eye, I could *see* blue lines....almost fluorescent. Very short, and wiggly....almost like the blue fibers in a US bill, but they were everywhere. I was also dreaming, as I had images & feelings from the dream I was having still cursing through my mind. I had to concentrate on happy thoughts (I chose pretty/fun girls) to rid my mind of the bad thoughts. Closing my eyes I fell back asleep.

Any ideas? I've never heard of REM when you are awake, and never heard of dreaming when you are awake. And YES, I was awake.

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:07 pm**

bedub1 wrote:Here is a serious one:

I was dreaming last night...don't remember about what but it wasn't very pleasant. I woke up....kinda......I was still in REM sleep...as I could feel my eyes flicking and flicking like crazy (Rapid Eye Movement).

Opening one eye, I could *see* blue lines....almost fluorescent. Very short, and wiggly....almost like the blue fibers in a US bill, but they were everywhere. I was also dreaming, as I had images & feelings from the dream I was having still cursing through my mind. I had to concentrate on happy thoughts (I chose pretty/fun girls) to rid my mind of the bad thoughts. Closing my eyes I fell back asleep.

Any ideas? I've never heard of REM when you are awake, and never heard of dreaming when you are awake. And YES, I was awake.

Thats sorta weird. Ive not learned that much about REM, but Im sure Ive experienced it. Never seen the sgwigleys, though.

Posted: **Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:01 pm**

I barely every dream

is that interpret-able? :lol:

Posted: **Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:23 am**

static_ice wrote:I barely every dream

is that interpret-able?

therapy.

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