Conquer Club

I've noticed that there tend to be a lot of threads and discussions on forums where guys are asking for advice about the ladies, but there's no-one to give them advice on that subject except other guys, who know very little about that subject because guys have never been ladies. This seems to be because there are a surplus amount of guys on the internet compared to ladies.

SO: I have come up with an alternative that will be helpful and informative and fun! Instead of guys asking about ladies, guys can tell ladies about guys. There are tons of guys around so a single lady question will have multiple guy answers! Benefits abound!

And so, ladies of Conquer Club, ask away. Anything about guys can be asked here and will probably be over-answered. Guys, answer the questions to the best of your ability. If there aren't any ladies around asking questions, then just give advice in general.

I will begin!

Ladies, if you want to know if a dude likes you, touch him. Not reach out and touch him, just have your body in contact with his by sitting next to him and moving too close or across from him and touch your feet with his or something. Doesn't have to be obvious. If he likes it he probably won't move away. Then you can either withdraw and wait for him to try and get close enough so that you're touching again, or touch him in a bit more deliberate way and see if how he reacts. If you're fairly sure he likes you, find an exuse to touch his hand or hair or something. Body language will give away everything at that point.

NOTE: Pretty much all advice in this thread will be generalized. Obviously not all guys are the same, but this advice should work with the majority. Or the guy posting. Or both.

i feel this thread will not end well....so i just wanted to be here so i could say i was apart of it when it started....

Excellent advice for the ladies! Do you have any more, Itrade?

Please Itrade, tell all, this could greatly help us guys out!

I always find it encouraging if a girl doesnt vomit within 5 minutes of meeting me

joecoolfrog wrote:I always find it encouraging if a girl doesnt vomit within 5 minutes of meeting me

its a refreshing change from teh stauts quo isnt it?

Itrade wrote:
I will begin!

Ladies, if you want to know if a dude likes you, touch him.

Yes the wanker test always works, just touch it, he will get the idea.



actually good advice....

So obviously this immedeatly becomes a sausage fest.

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Oh oh oh! Look! I'm totally a girl! I even have a girly avatar with my kitty on a fake ipod screen!

Sorry, though, I don't really think I need "guy" advice. My guy is pretty unique and so much more transparent than he thinks he is.

Advice for guys about guys: you guys are all different! And so are us girls! Don't generalize!

Treeluvr87 wrote:Oh oh oh! Look! I'm totally a girl! I even have a girly avatar with my kitty on a fake ipod screen!

Sorry, though, I don't really think I need "guy" advice. My guy is pretty unique and so much more transparent than he thinks he is.

Advice for guys about guys: you guys are all different! And so are us girls! Don't generalize!

You are lying.

Treeluvr87 wrote:Advice for guys about guys: you guys are all different! And so are us girls! Don't generalize!

Actually guys are all the same. Except gay guys. Who are the same as regular guys, except they aren't thinking of girls, just other guys.

dude, guys are simple creatures. they have 2 needs: food and sex. end of story.

Very few ladies ive been with give good BJ's.

I have to instruct them on this.

Norse wrote:Very few ladies ive been with give good BJ's.

I have to instruct them on this.

bit of an expert are you?

wicked wrote:dude, guys are simple creatures. they have 2 needs: food and sex. end of story.

i disagree i have at least one more since I have been single again, I have had to do all my own ironing, I would happily look after the cooking if she would tackle the ironing for me.

firth4eva wrote:

Norse wrote:Very few ladies ive been with give good BJ's.

I have to instruct them on this.

bit of an expert are you?

Well, I know what I like

poor/lazy man's iron: use the dryer with a damp towel

.... or buy wrinkle-resistant clothes.

Norse wrote:Very few ladies ive been with give good BJ's.

I have to instruct them on this.

Do you show them how you do it?

happy2seeyou wrote:

Norse wrote:Very few ladies ive been with give good BJ's.

I have to instruct them on this.

Do you show them how you do it?

I show them what to do (ie...guide them)
And being an expert cunnilingust, who more often than not makes them squirt their little pussies off, they are more than happy to oblige...

Got Tonkad was right.

wicked wrote:dude, guys are simple creatures. they have 2 needs: food and sex. end of story.

I was gonna contest this but then I realized that I was both hungry and horny.


Touche wicked.

I've just eaten a chicken sandwich, and then beaten one of...

All of a sudden I feel very empty

Sad. Very sad.

wicked wrote:dude, guys are simple creatures. they have 2 needs: food and sex. end of story.

I think sport and gaming should be added into there.

Titanic wrote:

wicked wrote:dude, guys are simple creatures. they have 2 needs: food and sex. end of story.

I think sport and gaming should be added into there.

And possibly sleep, other then that, that's about it.