Conquer Club

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:15 pm**

Post facts etc. here

Here's some info http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Heres one to get you started:
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:16 pm**

oh, oh, oh!

chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:18 pm**

Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:18 pm**

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Don't you love pointless facts?

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:50 pm**

mr. incrediball wrote:Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.

Bruce Lee (when he was alive) kicked his arse in Rome. Want a link to the video?

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:51 pm**

Titanic wrote:
mr. incrediball wrote:Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.

Bruce Lee (when he was alive) kicked his arse in Rome. Want a link to the video?

Yes, that's gotta be hilarious

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:52 pm**

Titanic wrote:
mr. incrediball wrote:Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.

Bruce Lee (when he was alive) kicked his arse in Rome. Want a link to the video?

they mention that on the website:

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:25 pm**

I just realized how awesome it would be to be Chuck Norris. Imagine, people don't fight you, they just run away.

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:44 pm**

Chuck Norris is Kwan's mother.

Posted: **Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:45 pm**

Doesn't surprise me.

Posted: **Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:13 pm**

man chuck is so cool

Posted: **Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:20 pm**

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Posted: **Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:24 pm**

Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain, pain feels Chuck Norris.

Posted: **Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:27 pm**

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard he hit amaila earnheart

Posted: **Sat Oct 20, 2007 1:47 pm**

Chuck Norris died three years ago... the grim reaper is just too afraid to tell him.

Posted: **Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:26 pm**

Jesus walked on water, Chuck Norris walked on Jesus. :lol:

Posted: **Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:36 pm**

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he doesnt cry. Ever.

Posted: **Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:41 pm**

God said "let their be light," Chuck Norris said "say please."

Posted: **Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:44 pm**

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Posted: **Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:48 pm**

Once Chuck Norris got mad, this caused the Big-Bang.

Posted: **Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:53 pm**

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# A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

Posted: **Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:56 pm**

Chuck Norris once had sex with a Japanese lady the end result was Godzilla.

Posted: **Sat Oct 20, 2007 2:59 pm**

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Posted: **Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:00 pm**

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# Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

Posted: **Sat Oct 20, 2007 3:18 pm**

Chuck Norris' pee smells like Cologne.