Page 1 of 3
5 things before you die
Posted:
Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:44 pmby joecoolfrog
Well Im a fair bit older than many of you so have accomplished a good few of my goals but here are 5 things I would like to do before I die.
Travel round Asia with my son (planned next year)
See West Ham win the premiership.
Have severe carnal pleasure with Japanese twins (twice)
Travel the length of the Nile
Get to see Neil Young and Crazy Horse play Live and attend the after gig party.
Posted:
Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:13 pmby unriggable
Five things I would do:
Walk the great wall.
Visit the sites of the seven wonders of the world
Publish a book
Become #1 poster on this site
Futtbuck somebody
Posted:
Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:15 pmby Fircoal
unriggable wrote:Become #1 poster on this site
not gunna happen.
That used to be one of my goals, but not anymore.
Posted:
Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:18 pmby Gold Knight
Eat 20 saltine crackers in under a minute
Go to the movies and NOT sit behind the black people that have to comment on every scene of the movie
Throw my cell phone out the window while driving down the highway
Find a mother/daughter combo who are "up to the challenge"
Touch my tongue to my nose.
Posted:
Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:24 pmby unriggable
Gold Knight wrote:Eat 20 saltine crackers in under a minute
Go to the movies and NOT sit behind the black people that have to comment on every scene of the movie
Throw my cell phone out the window while driving down the highway
Find a mother/daughter combo who are "up to the challenge"
Touch my tongue to my nose.
Your avatar is funny.
Posted:
Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:26 pmby GreecePwns
Gold Knight wrote:Eat 20 saltine crackers in under a minute
Find a mother/daughter combo who are "up to the challenge"
I've done both of these
Posted:
Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:50 pmby static_ice
I dunno... the basics pretty much...
Posted:
Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:57 pmby muy_thaiguy
1. Have a family of my own
2. Visit Ireland
3. Fight on UFC
4. Get a Harley Davidson
5. Last but not least, RULE THE WORLD!
(No, not really)
5. (Actual one) Run my own buisness.
Posted:
Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:01 pmby misterman10
Gold Knight wrote:Eat 20 saltine crackers in under a minute
good luck with that
I can get 4-5 in one minute at most, without water of course (assuming thats what you mean)
Posted:
Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:02 pmby static_ice
oh yeah now I remember
I think me, I want life [1]
I think me, I want a house [2] and a wife [3]
I wanna shimmyshimmyshimmy til the break of dawn yeah...
soad
what's this I have 2 more?
umm get a full/big scholarship to college, get richer/less poor than my parents
Posted:
Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:11 pmby reverend_kyle
Fircoal wrote:unriggable wrote:Become #1 poster on this site
not gunna happen.
That used to be one of my goals, but not anymore.
I could go post 20 posts in the stache forum and put you back in second so it can be.
Posted:
Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:26 pmby Fircoal
reverend_kyle wrote:Fircoal wrote:unriggable wrote:Become #1 poster on this site
not gunna happen.
That used to be one of my goals, but not anymore.
I could go post 20 posts in the stache forum and put you back in second so it can be.
you could.
Last time I saw you had 12400's.
Posted:
Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:26 pmby Gold Knight
misterman10 wrote:Gold Knight wrote:Eat 20 saltine crackers in under a minute
good luck with that
I can get 4-5 in one minute at most, without water of course (assuming thats what you mean)
Ive gotten 12, but its so damn hard. There is a actual strategy to it, some stuff their mouth full(which doesnt work) and some nibbles(also doesnt work)... gotta find that happy medium
Posted:
Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:28 pmby misterman10
Gold Knight wrote:misterman10 wrote:Gold Knight wrote:Eat 20 saltine crackers in under a minute
good luck with that
I can get 4-5 in one minute at most, without water of course (assuming thats what you mean)
Ive gotten 12, but its so damn hard. There is a actual strategy to it, some stuff their mouth full(which doesnt work) and some nibbles(also doesnt work)... gotta find that happy medium
12! thats ridiculous, even the best cracker eater in my grade can't do that
Posted:
Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:29 pmby GreecePwns
misterman10 wrote:Gold Knight wrote:misterman10 wrote:Gold Knight wrote:Eat 20 saltine crackers in under a minute
good luck with that
I can get 4-5 in one minute at most, without water of course (assuming thats what you mean)
Ive gotten 12, but its so damn hard. There is a actual strategy to it, some stuff their mouth full(which doesnt work) and some nibbles(also doesnt work)... gotta find that happy medium
12! thats ridiculous, even the best cracker eater in my grade can't do that
I bet that Japanese hot dog guy can't even do that.
Posted:
Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:30 pmby Gold Knight
misterman10 wrote:Gold Knight wrote:misterman10 wrote:Gold Knight wrote:Eat 20 saltine crackers in under a minute
good luck with that
I can get 4-5 in one minute at most, without water of course (assuming thats what you mean)
Ive gotten 12, but its so damn hard. There is a actual strategy to it, some stuff their mouth full(which doesnt work) and some nibbles(also doesnt work)... gotta find that happy medium
12! thats ridiculous, even the
best cracker eater in my grade can't do that
Lol, that person is labeled as a cracker eater, how low is that...
And i know quite a few people that can do some amazing stuff with food.
I have a friend that has eaten an entire jar of mayonaisse without throwing it up for 15 minutes as well.
Posted:
Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:33 pmby misterman10
Gold Knight wrote:misterman10 wrote:Gold Knight wrote:misterman10 wrote:Gold Knight wrote:Eat 20 saltine crackers in under a minute
good luck with that
I can get 4-5 in one minute at most, without water of course (assuming thats what you mean)
Ive gotten 12, but its so damn hard. There is a actual strategy to it, some stuff their mouth full(which doesnt work) and some nibbles(also doesnt work)... gotta find that happy medium
12! thats ridiculous, even the
best cracker eater in my grade can't do that
Lol, that person is labeled as a cracker eater, how low is that...
And i know quite a few people that can do some amazing stuff with food.
I have a friend that has eaten an entire jar of mayonaisse without throwing it up for 15 minutes as well.
actually no, I just made "Cracker eater" up on the spot, and SHE is actually pretty hot
and that mayonaise thing is gross
Posted:
Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:34 pmby Gold Knight
misterman10 wrote:
actually no, I just made "Cracker eater" up on the spot, and SHE is actually pretty hot
and that mayonaise thing is gross
[/quote]
Nice, a girl that can handle her salty substances...
Posted:
Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:35 pmby misterman10
Gold Knight wrote:misterman10 wrote:actually no, I just made "Cracker eater" up on the spot, and SHE is actually pretty hot
and that mayonaise thing is gross
Nice, a girl that can handle her salty substances...
yup,
Posted:
Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:19 amby Norse
1. Kill a liberal
2. Burn some christian ephigies
3. Beat up a croatian
3. Chainsaw a tree-hugging hippy in half
4. Levae my TV on "standby" whilst driving my inefficent 4x4 around in wreckless manner, whilst burning heaps of toxic materials and clubbing baby-seals.
5. FuttBuck some more nubile women.
Posted:
Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:21 amby reverend_kyle
1. Kill a conservative
2. Burn some christian effigies
3. Beat up a chinese
3. Chainsaw a polluter in half
4. turn my tv off while driving a hybrid and recycling.
5. shocker some more nubile women.
Posted:
Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:31 amby 2dimes
Gold Knight wrote:Lol, that person is labeled as a cracker eater, how low is that...
And i know quite a few people that can do some amazing stuff with food.
I have a friend that has eaten an entire jar of mayonaisse without throwing it up for 15 minutes as well.
LAWL!!
Posted:
Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:33 amby reverend_kyle
Gold Knight wrote:misterman10 wrote:Gold Knight wrote:misterman10 wrote:Gold Knight wrote:Eat 20 saltine crackers in under a minute
good luck with that
I can get 4-5 in one minute at most, without water of course (assuming thats what you mean)
Ive gotten 12, but its so damn hard. There is a actual strategy to it, some stuff their mouth full(which doesnt work) and some nibbles(also doesnt work)... gotta find that happy medium
12! thats ridiculous, even the
best cracker eater in my grade can't do that
Lol, that person is labeled as a cracker eater, how low is that...
And i know quite a few people that can do some amazing stuff with food.
I have a friend that has eaten an entire jar of mayonaisse without throwing it up for 15 minutes as well.
I myself am a nigger eater. I can eat 17 crackers in a minute without water.
Posted:
Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:49 amby Stopper
Norse wrote: whilst driving my inefficent 4x4 around wrecklessly
Does that mean you aim to be a safer driver?
Posted:
Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:57 amby Norse
Fixed