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Aristasia --- Feminists and Lesbians Rejoice
Posted:
Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:19 pmby hecter
Okay then... Well, there's this "country" out there, called
Aristasia. Now, it's a REAL, yes REAL country (btownmeggy told me so). A bunch of these women go and seclude themselves in a piece of land they have in England. Here's the Q&A:
http://www.aristasia.co.uk/q&a.html
Here's some of the fascinating details...
They have their own wikipedia
Two genders: Blonds and Brunettes
They have different words than we do
Their own religion
Different customs and manners
They even have their own martial arts...
So, there's Aristasia in a very brief post... Ummm... Discuss you intellectuals out there!
EDIT: This link is also quite helpful:
http://www.aristasia.co.uk/beanaristasian.html
Posted:
Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:20 pmby legendkiller717
do they sell observer tickets?
Posted:
Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:23 pmby hecter
legendkiller717 wrote:do they sell observer tickets?
Search the site and find out.
Posted:
Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:26 pmby legendkiller717
i read...its basically a BSDM safe haven for women...but it still does not address the availability of season tickets
Posted:
Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:30 pmby muy_thaiguy
hecter, did you try to apply for membership by any chance?
Posted:
Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:31 pmby hecter
legendkiller717 wrote:i read...its basically a BSDM safe haven for women...but it still does not address the availability of season tickets
Events are listed
here.
Posted:
Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:06 pmby The Weird One
you've still not answered.
Posted:
Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:28 amby legendkiller717
hecter wrote:legendkiller717 wrote:i read...its basically a BSDM safe haven for women...but it still does not address the availability of season tickets
Events are listed
here.
ok...so now i read some posts...and it is amazingly dull..and yet so arousing...and still no info on how i can watch any events taking place
Posted:
Sun Sep 23, 2007 1:30 amby xtratabasco
hector you want penises in your rectum, so why do you even care, you fagg.
Posted:
Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:13 amby Hitman079
xtratabasco wrote:hector you want penises in your rectum, so why do you even care, you fagg.
no. he dreams of having a vagina.
Posted:
Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:21 amby Beastly
No men?
Sheesh why do they have to go there when they can just spend the day on CC.
Posted:
Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:23 amby Skittles!
Beastly wrote:No men?
Sheesh why do they have to go there when they can just spend the day on CC.
because they don't want men.
Posted:
Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:58 amby hecter
Skittles! wrote:Beastly wrote:No men?
Sheesh why do they have to go there when they can just spend the day on CC.
because they don't want men.
The majority of the population there are lesbians.
Posted:
Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:40 amby jay_a2j
Skittles! wrote:Beastly wrote:No men?
Sheesh why do they have to go there when they can just spend the day on CC.
because they don't want men.
I think what she was saying is that there are no "men" here. (In a sarcastic kind of way.....at least that's the way I took it)
Posted:
Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:45 amby hecter
jay_a2j wrote:Skittles! wrote:Beastly wrote:No men?
Sheesh why do they have to go there when they can just spend the day on CC.
because they don't want men.
I think what she was saying is that there are no "men" here. (In a sarcastic kind of way.....at least that's the way I took it)
Nope. She meant there's no men here. Period. Nobody of the male gender. Penises are nowhere to be found there.
Posted:
Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:09 amby Dancing Mustard
Beastly wrote:No men?
Sheesh why do they have to go there when they can just spend the day on CC.
Apparently they have a spiritual aversion to annoying spam-trolls.
Funny, we had quite a few of them here before you started posting...
Posted:
Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:03 pmby btownmeggy
Here's a page that has lots of excerpts from newspapers articles about them, so it's kinda written for the layMAN:
http://www.wildfireclub.co.uk/Marianne.html
A few facts emerged. Aristasia exists. as far as it can, without contact with the modern outside world, which it calls The Pit.The Empire was formed in the 1970s by students of Lady Margaret Hall, Oxford University. There are various fundamental principles: the practice of discipline, both actual and non-corporal; the conviction that a matriarchal society is better than a patriarchal one, the belief that the I960s ('The Eclipse') signaled the end of the influence of femininity and the beginning of chaos.
This last concept is so central that Aristasians refuse to acknowledge anything that has occurred post-Eclipse. That's why Miss M dresses in clothes that are 40 years old; that's why the Manual describes a regime which makes the reader think ot Enid Blyton's Mallory Towers books; that's why no television, radio or contemporary magazines or papers are allowed in Aristasian households - I950s magazines like Housewife and The Essex Countryside are favoured instead. Efforts are made so they correspond with the correct month.
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Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:07 pmby diddle
hecter wrote:jay_a2j wrote:Skittles! wrote:Beastly wrote:No men?
Sheesh why do they have to go there when they can just spend the day on CC.
because they don't want men.
I think what she was saying is that there are no "men" here. (In a sarcastic kind of way.....at least that's the way I took it)
Nope. She meant there's no men here. Period. Nobody of the male gender. Penises are nowhere to be found there.
not even one tiny penis
Posted:
Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:45 pmby McSnipe
diddle wrote:hecter wrote:jay_a2j wrote:Skittles! wrote:Beastly wrote:No men?
Sheesh why do they have to go there when they can just spend the day on CC.
because they don't want men.
I think what she was saying is that there are no "men" here. (In a sarcastic kind of way.....at least that's the way I took it)
Nope. She meant there's no men here. Period. Nobody of the male gender. Penises are nowhere to be found there.
not even one tiny penis
Nope, your penis is still firmly attached to your pelvis.
Posted:
Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:17 pmby muy_thaiguy
muy_thaiguy wrote:hecter, did you try to apply for membership by any chance?
Answer the Freakin' question!
Posted:
Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:42 pmby hecter
muy_thaiguy wrote:muy_thaiguy wrote:hecter, did you try to apply for membership by any chance?
Answer the Freakin' question!
I have a penis!
Posted:
Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:44 pmby The1exile
Doesn't mean you didn't try.... just that you'd probably fail.
Maybe you could pass it off as a strap on.
Posted:
Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:34 pmby Stopper
hecter wrote:I have a penis!
Or, you can probably get something done about that, I dunno.
Posted:
Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:35 pmby hecter
Stopper wrote:hecter wrote:I have a penis!
Or, you can probably get something done about that, I dunno.
I'm looking into it...
Posted:
Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:29 amby Jenos Ridan
On question: how to they maintain a stable populace? Adoption? Sperm banks? I know that they must have a recruiting office somewhere.