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Postby Norse on Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:05 am

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Wanna touch it?`
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Postby Balsiefen on Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:07 am

I saw that one coming so easily :lol: :roll:
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:09 am

That is a big cock, do you stroke it alot? :lol:
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Postby Balsiefen on Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:10 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:That is a big cock, do you stroke it alot? :lol:


I have a bigger one :lol:
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Postby Norse on Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:26 am

Balsiefen wrote:I saw that one coming so easily :lol: :roll:


You wanna see my cock come?

And no muy, my farmhand deals with all that stuff.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:28 am

Norse wrote:
Balsiefen wrote:I saw that one coming so easily :lol: :roll:


You wanna see my cock come?

And no muy, my farmhand deals with all that stuff.
So, you don't nurture it yourself so it will get bigger?
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Postby DAZMCFC on Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:37 am

thats very impressive Norse. :roll:
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:25 am

whats ur technique, do u pet it slowly at first and then speed up or what
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Postby Norse on Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:33 am

sam_levi_11 wrote:whats ur technique, do u pet it slowly at first and then speed up or what


My farm-hand is very gentle, she always helps raise my cock, but wrangles it when it is naughty.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:35 am

How often do you let it out? And pussy cats try and go for it?
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Postby glide on Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:36 am

well tell her to beware of going too fast.....I went into a "speed wobble" once and that's how I chipped my teeth! :lol:
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Postby mr. incrediball on Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:39 am

so, is it excited or limp in that pic?
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Postby Stopper on Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:09 pm

It seems to be standing proud and erect to me.
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Postby Syzygy on Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:33 pm

It may be a big cock, but your 'wattle' lacks size.
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Postby static_ice on Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:34 pm

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Postby tzor on Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:50 pm

What is now becomming "a long time ago" (honestly it was only in the prior century ... oh wait that's worse) I lived in Key West Florida where due to a number of strange events we had free range chickens (and roosters). Now geneally speaking checkens have their wings clipped so they can't fly. Not these free birds who were born to be wild. So given back their ability to fly they nested at the tops of the palm trees.
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Postby mandalorian2298 on Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:20 pm

Can anyone quess the name of tha thread that will be started next time Norse decides to give his cat a bath? :roll:
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Postby diddle on Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:23 pm

mandalorian2298 wrote:Can anyone quess the name of tha thread that will be started next time Norse decides to give his cat a bath? :roll:


would it be called

"My favourite type of Pussy"

or

"The most i ever got"

or

"They said it couldn't be done, but, the first cat-human cross breed has been created"
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Postby mandalorian2298 on Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:48 pm

diddle wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:Can anyone quess the name of tha thread that will be started next time Norse decides to give his cat a bath? :roll:


would it be called

"My favourite type of Pussy"

or

"The most i ever got"

or

"They said it couldn't be done, but, the first cat-human cross breed has been created"


Nope. "Look at my wet pussy." :lol:
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Postby diddle on Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:49 pm

mandalorian2298 wrote:
diddle wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:Can anyone quess the name of tha thread that will be started next time Norse decides to give his cat a bath? :roll:


would it be called

"My favourite type of Pussy"

or

"The most i ever got"

or

"They said it couldn't be done, but, the first cat-human cross breed has been created"


Nope. "Look at my wet pussy." :lol:


damn, i was so close
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Postby diddle on Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:49 pm

diddle wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:
diddle wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:Can anyone quess the name of tha thread that will be started next time Norse decides to give his cat a bath? :roll:


would it be called

"My favourite type of Pussy"

or

"The most i ever got"

or

"They said it couldn't be done, but, the first cat-human cross breed has been created"


Nope. "Look at my wet pussy." :lol:


damn, i was so close


looks like you were wrong
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Postby Syzygy on Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:51 pm

diddle wrote:
diddle wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:
diddle wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:Can anyone quess the name of tha thread that will be started next time Norse decides to give his cat a bath? :roll:


would it be called

"My favourite type of Pussy"

or

"The most i ever got"

or

"They said it couldn't be done, but, the first cat-human cross breed has been created"


Nope. "Look at my wet pussy." :lol:


damn, i was so close


looks like you were wrong

Nice catch.
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Postby mandalorian2298 on Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:53 pm

diddle wrote:
diddle wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:
diddle wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:Can anyone quess the name of tha thread that will be started next time Norse decides to give his cat a bath? :roll:


would it be called

"My favourite type of Pussy"

or

"The most i ever got"

or

"They said it couldn't be done, but, the first cat-human cross breed has been created"


Nope. "Look at my wet pussy." :lol:


damn, i was so close


looks like you were wrong


How was I supposed to know that Norse would impregnate a cat just so that he could give the thread some other name. :roll:
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Postby diddle on Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:54 pm

mandalorian2298 wrote:
diddle wrote:
diddle wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:
diddle wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:Can anyone quess the name of tha thread that will be started next time Norse decides to give his cat a bath? :roll:


would it be called

"My favourite type of Pussy"

or

"The most i ever got"

or

"They said it couldn't be done, but, the first cat-human cross breed has been created"


Nope. "Look at my wet pussy." :lol:


damn, i was so close


looks like you were wrong


How was I supposed to know that Norse would impregnate a cat just so that he could give the thread some other name. :roll:


you should at least know by now that norse has no limits, he's constantly pushing the boundaries of gay and retarded
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Postby mr. incrediball on Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:54 pm

mandalorian2298 wrote:
diddle wrote:
diddle wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:
diddle wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:Can anyone quess the name of tha thread that will be started next time Norse decides to give his cat a bath? :roll:


would it be called

"My favourite type of Pussy"

or

"The most i ever got"

or

"They said it couldn't be done, but, the first cat-human cross breed has been created"


Nope. "Look at my wet pussy." :lol:


damn, i was so close


looks like you were wrong


How was I supposed to know that Norse would impregnate a cat just so that he could give the thread some other name. :roll:


if you didn't see that coming, you don't understand norse...
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