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Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:30 pm**

whats the best pick up line ever??

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:32 pm**

Man those pants look tight! How do you get into them? :wink:

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:33 pm**

Did you wash you jeans in glass cleaner cause i can see myself in them

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:37 pm**

Hey, are your parents retarded? Cause you're special.

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:38 pm**

o god please dont tell me you have used that lol

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:42 pm**

you have the fart one up there twice kylie

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:45 pm**

i know jason distracted me lol its his fault

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:45 pm**

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:27 pm**

I bet you looked everyone of these up on the internet :roll:

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:30 pm**

so waht ya saying shes dumb (ok she did look all up) but still. :lol:

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:32 pm**

Woah now highborn dont get all defensive on me. :lol:

Actually I've been to the same site, there are some funny ones

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:37 pm**

non of them who would - I don't need a pick up line just friends so I just told the girl I'm not looking for a girlfriend just a friend

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:43 pm**

heres one I think my friend made up(and actually tried) you walk up to some random girl on the street and practically scream

WANNA HAVE SEX AND GET MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was the funniest thing I've ever seen It didn't work for him though

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:45 pm**

you would look hot without eyes

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:51 pm**

lol haha yes i looked them up but they were so funny i thought i would share

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:22 pm**

once this girl used this one on me,"So, you're a boy"
kinda felt embarrassed 4 her

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:26 pm**

thats not a pick up line. its a statement.

Posted: **Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:31 pm**

Nice shirt, I'd look even nicer on my bedroom floor.

Posted: **Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:26 am**

Here's one that kinda crass, but a great memory - my redneck cowboy brother in law (god rest his soul) used it on a cute cowgirl that had just smacked him in the head accidentally with her pool stick...she was playing pool with about 6 of her cowboy guy buddies and there were three of us.....

He looks her up and down and say "Girl, you got the kinda legs I like..."

She standing there all tough and all her buddies are glaring at us and she goes "oh yeah? And whats that??"

Billy goes "Feet on one end and PUSSY on the other!"

All the guys get ready to kill the three of us...tense silence, and she starts cracking up and sat down with us and drank beer all night...I think he took her back to the hotel....we will never know. He was a piece of work.....

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:58 am**

So fucking lame. But so funny.

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 7:53 am**

"Hey baby. Erm....... nice breasts"

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:01 am**

My favourite is

"Do you like it up the ass?....no?....Not your lucky day then"

Doesnt work very well at the local 'golden' tea-dance

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:36 am**

You: 1000 tonne polar bear.
Girl: what?
You: 1000 tonne polar bear.
Girl: Why'd you say that?
You: broke the ice didn't it?

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:29 am**

Kylie wrote:whats the best pick up line ever??

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by you again?

Posted: **Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:54 am**

to an ugly bird.
you. "do you fancy a f*ck"
ugly girl. "yeah"
you. "f*ck off then"
:twisted:

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