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Postby Kylie on Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:30 pm

whats the best pick up line ever??
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Postby AK_iceman on Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:32 pm

Man those pants look tight! How do you get into them? :wink: :wink:
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Postby Kylie on Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:33 pm

Did you wash you jeans in glass cleaner cause i can see myself in them
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Postby Banana Stomper on Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:37 pm

Hey, are your parents retarded? Cause you're special.
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Postby Kylie on Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:38 pm

o god please dont tell me you have used that lol
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Postby AK_iceman on Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:42 pm

you have the fart one up there twice kylie
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Postby Kylie on Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:45 pm

i know jason distracted me lol its his fault
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Postby hawkeye on Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:45 pm

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Postby Machiavelli on Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:27 pm

I bet you looked everyone of these up on the internet :roll:
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Postby HighBorn on Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:30 pm

so waht ya saying shes dumb (ok she did look all up) but still. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Machiavelli on Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:32 pm

Woah now highborn dont get all defensive on me. :lol:


Actually I've been to the same site, there are some funny ones
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Postby wacicha on Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:37 pm

non of them who would - I don't need a pick up line just friends so I just told the girl I'm not looking for a girlfriend just a friend
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Postby Utafar on Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:43 pm

heres one I think my friend made up(and actually tried) you walk up to some random girl on the street and practically scream





WANNA HAVE SEX AND GET MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was the funniest thing I've ever seen It didn't work for him though
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Postby gloryordeath on Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:45 pm

you would look hot without eyes
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Postby Kylie on Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:51 pm

lol haha yes i looked them up but they were so funny i thought i would share
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Postby Sammy gags on Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:22 pm

once this girl used this one on me,"So, you're a boy"
kinda felt embarrassed 4 her
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Postby AK_iceman on Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:26 pm

thats not a pick up line. its a statement.
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Postby jay_a2j on Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:31 pm

Nice shirt, I'd look even nicer on my bedroom floor.
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Postby KoolBak on Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:26 am

Here's one that kinda crass, but a great memory - my redneck cowboy brother in law (god rest his soul) used it on a cute cowgirl that had just smacked him in the head accidentally with her pool stick...she was playing pool with about 6 of her cowboy guy buddies and there were three of us.....

He looks her up and down and say "Girl, you got the kinda legs I like..."

She standing there all tough and all her buddies are glaring at us and she goes "oh yeah? And whats that??"

Billy goes "Feet on one end and PUSSY on the other!"

All the guys get ready to kill the three of us...tense silence, and she starts cracking up and sat down with us and drank beer all night...I think he took her back to the hotel....we will never know. He was a piece of work.....
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Postby Skittles! on Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:58 am

So fucking lame. But so funny.
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Sun Jun 03, 2007 7:53 am

"Hey baby. Erm....... nice breasts"
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Postby Norse on Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:01 am

My favourite is

"Do you like it up the ass?....no?....Not your lucky day then"

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Postby chewyman on Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:36 am

You: 1000 tonne polar bear.
Girl: what?
You: 1000 tonne polar bear.
Girl: Why'd you say that?
You: broke the ice didn't it?
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Re: fav pick up line

Postby jay_a2j on Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:29 am

Kylie wrote:whats the best pick up line ever??




Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk by you again?
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Postby DAZMCFC on Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:54 am

to an ugly bird.
you. "do you fancy a f*ck"
ugly girl. "yeah"
you. "f*ck off then"
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