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Dead baby jokes.
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:06 pmby Norse
Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborgini?
I don't have a Lamborgini in my garage.
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:07 pmby misterman10
what do you do to make a baby stop running around in a circle?
tie his other leg to the pole.
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:08 pmby misterman10
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:10 pmby Norse
Whaty does a baby in a microwave look like after 20 minutes at 850KW?
Ill tell you in 20 minutes.
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:10 pmby Kaplowitz
Crap, is this my doing?
ok i got one!
Whats the cheapest daycare? A microwave!!
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:11 pmby Norse
How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as are needed to stand on to elevate you to the neccassary height.
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:11 pmby misterman10
What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
Nailing it to a dead puppy.
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:11 pmby Norse
Kaplowitz wrote:Crap, is this my doing?
It's all you fault
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:12 pmby Norse
Whats the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
You cry when you chop up an onion.
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:13 pmby misterman10
What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby?
Threesomes.
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:14 pmby Norse
...hehe....no peado jokes please.
Whats the best thing about shaggin twenty-nine year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:16 pmby misterman10
Norse wrote:...hehe....no peado jokes please.
Whats the best thing about shaggin twenty-nine year olds?
There's 20 of them.
thats not a baby joke
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:16 pmby misterman10
Why did the baby cross the road
It was chained to a bumper
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:18 pmby Norse
What do you call a baby who has constantly had ciggarette butts put out on his head?
Ash
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:19 pmby misterman10
How do you get a baby out of a tree?
You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a piñata!
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:22 pmby Strife
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
take your foot off it's neck.
[size=0]Not dead baby but still...[/size]
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:22 pmby Russianfire8371
How many babies can you fit in a blender?
The police reports say 3
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:22 pmby misterman10
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
To see the expression on it face!
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Why did the baby fall off the swing?
Because it had no arms or legs.
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:22 pmby Huckleberryhound
What's brown, red, and white, and cries a lot ?
A skinned baby in a barrel of salt.
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:23 pmby misterman10
ok, enough baby jokes from me
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:25 pmby Russianfire8371
whyd the monkey fall off the tree?
Because it died.
Why did the 2nd monkey fall of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first.
not a baby joke, but its stil funny
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:25 pmby Norse
Whats pink, red and silver?
A baby playing with a razor
Whats pink, red, green and silver?
the same baby 3 months later
Posted:
Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:26 pmby Norse
Why did the baby fall off of the tree?
Because it was taken up there, and kicked off.
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Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:04 pmby dominationnation
How do you fit a baby in a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Nachoes!
Re: Dead baby jokes.
Posted:
Sun May 11, 2008 6:05 pmby william18
Whats the difference between a dad baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoe's of when you jump on the trampoline.