Conquer Club

A bizarre story here.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1770

A czech speedway rider has an accident, knocking him unconcious. He wakes up, and begins speaking in fluent, flawless English.

He had been taking english lessons, but was extremely basic, and very broken.

Almost as bizarre as the geordie (north-east england) lady who regained conciousness, and began to speak with a strong Jamaican dialect.

Norse wrote:A bizarre story here.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1770

A czech speedway rider has an accident, knocking him unconcious. He wakes up, and begins speaking in fluent, flawless English.

He had been taking english lessons, but was extremely basic, and very broken.

Almost as bizarre as the geordie (north-east england) lady who regained conciousness, and began to speak with a strong Jamaican dialect.

good proof that being english is actually a brain disorder. brain-damaged slav = englishman! lmao

Wasn there one about an English person who started speaking french. They were making fun of it on Have I got News for You.

Wierd how these things happen...

Simonov wrote:good proof that being english is actually a brain disorder. brain-damaged slav = englishman! lmao

Well, I prefer to see it as a slav having a bit of sense knocked into him

Cool, quick somebody knock me over the head, hopefully I'll learn Latin.

Drink enough Jager and Absinthe and you can speak any language you want.

Anarkistsdream wrote:Drink enough Jager and Absinthe and you can speak any language you want.

Especially the made-up on the spot ones.

Syzygy wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:Drink enough Jager and Absinthe and you can speak any language you want.

Especially the made-up on the spot ones.

Wik fanen elic diezar?

Balsiefen wrote:

Syzygy wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:Drink enough Jager and Absinthe and you can speak any language you want.

Especially the made-up on the spot ones.

Wik fanen elic diezar?

Um Yesh! I kannie unnerstan wat yu jus' sed nie.

My father, when he gets drunk once a year, speaks Russian because he learned it back in the 1948. Then my sister and I make fun of him...

Anarkistsdream wrote:Drink enough Jager and Absinthe and you can speak any language you want.

Now that is good! Jegerbomb and Green fairy, but I doubt that you can still speak those languages when you sober up.

Syzygy wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:Drink enough Jager and Absinthe and you can speak any language you want.

Especially the made-up on the spot ones.

Now you know what they mean when they say 'Describe the scene in your own words'

Balsiefen wrote:

Syzygy wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:Drink enough Jager and Absinthe and you can speak any language you want.

Especially the made-up on the spot ones.

Wik fanen elic diezar?

Ichy ougy ah! Meso lagy, ahahahahahah. Boobs.

hecter wrote:

Balsiefen wrote:

Syzygy wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:Drink enough Jager and Absinthe and you can speak any language you want.

Especially the made-up on the spot ones.

Wik fanen elic diezar?

Ichy ougy ah! Meso lagy, ahahahahahah. Boobs.

ajme koji kreten! jogurt!

Balsiefen wrote:
Wik fanen elic diezar?

jor mama tu!

Simonov wrote:

hecter wrote:

Balsiefen wrote:

Syzygy wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:Drink enough Jager and Absinthe and you can speak any language you want.

Especially the made-up on the spot ones.

Wik fanen elic diezar?

Ichy ougy ah! Meso lagy, ahahahahahah. Boobs.

ajme koji kreten! jogurt!

Mmmm... Jogurt...

hecter wrote:

Simonov wrote:

hecter wrote:

Balsiefen wrote:

Syzygy wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:Drink enough Jager and Absinthe and you can speak any language you want.

Especially the made-up on the spot ones.

Wik fanen elic diezar?

Ichy ougy ah! Meso lagy, ahahahahahah. Boobs.

ajme koji kreten! jogurt!

Mmmm... Jogurt...

lmao

fargucking bargastard. farguck margge. iarge cargen argen fargucking largnguage targeo.

DAZMCFC wrote:fargucking bargastard. farguck margge. iarge cargen argen fargucking largnguage targeo.

That's Norse language!!! Did I guess?

Kaj uopće oni znaju? Sad bi ih mogao sve poslati u 3 pm i nebi ni znali...

ignotus wrote:

DAZMCFC wrote:fargucking bargastard. farguck margge. iarge cargen argen fargucking largnguage targeo.

That's Norse language!!! Did I guess?

Kaj uopće oni znaju? Sad bi ih mogao sve poslati u 3 pm i nebi ni znali...

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This thread was severly hi-jacked.

I was expecting an intellectual discussion, about the effects of the brain collision, and what it might do.

Norse wrote:
I was expecting an intellectual discussion

Ha ha ha.

ignotus wrote:

DAZMCFC wrote:fargucking bargastard. farguck margge. iarge cargen argen fargucking largnguage targeo.

That's Norse language!!! Did I guess?

Kaj uopće oni znaju? Sad bi ih mogao sve poslati u 3 pm i nebi ni znali...

er, no. it`s argy bargy a made up one from years ago that my mates use to speak all the time.

I hate to be 'that guy' but we do have a separate forum for you funnies.