Give Me A Book Title!

by **Minister Masket** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:24 pm

As some of you may know, I got two luvely jubbly A's in English Literature and Language for my GCSE's. So now I'm faced with the rather odd prospect of being a writer as a future career. As a random test, I want you, yes YOU to throw me some random ideas, and I'll incorperate as much of them as I can into a short novel - which I will write over the coming week.

I want your ideas to be as stupidly random as possible. I know what some of you can already imagine, so that shouldn't be a problem. Anything from historical characters to kitchen appliencies. Anything you can possibly imagine.

Once I've written it, I'll post it and and you lot can judge it.

Idea Log:
1) David Cameron
2) A talking cherry pie
3) Ketchup and Mustard - The Condiment Brothers!
4) A sexual deviant/serial killer
5) Mars
6) War
7) Spoons
8.0) Mohicans
9) Butlers in Space
10) Chuck Norris
11) Bar at the CENTRE OF THE EARTH
12) Parasitic monsters
13) Sporks
14) Pikachu
15) Tom Hanks

No more ideas! Give me a title!

by **Norse** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:29 pm

I've got a great idea, but i'm keeping it to myself....

Howabout a novel based around a conservative mp?

by **Minister Masket** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:32 pm

Norse wrote:I've got a great idea, but i'm keeping it to myself....

Howabout a novel based around a conservative mp?

David Cameron? Done!

by **static_ice** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:41 pm

An elementary school boy on inline skates is said to be responsible for a series of mysterious street assaults. None of the victims can recall the boy's face and only two distinct details are left in their memories: golden inline skates and the weapon: a bent golden baseball bat.

Two police detectives are assigned to the case to track down the perpetrator and put an end to his crimes. Starting with the first victim, a shy character designer who created the immensely popular pink dog Maromi, the detectives follow what little clues they have and try to apprehend the mysterious boy. Just when they think they have solved the case, new evidence about the attacker leads them towards a frightening revelation.

by **Norse** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:44 pm

....it was David Cameon all along!

by **cena-rules** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:23 pm

a cherry pie that talks. It must be a main character

by **jako** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:32 pm

the amazing adventures of ketchup and mustard, the condomint brothers :lol:

by **Syzygy** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:32 pm

A story of a sexual deviant and a tale of her/his/its misadventures backpacking across Europe.

by **Norse** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:33 pm

Syzygy wrote:A story of a sexual deviant and a tale of her/his/its misadventures backpacking across Europe.

I like!

by **mr. incrediball** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:36 pm

Norse wrote:
Syzygy wrote:A story of a sexual deviant and a tale of her/his/its misadventures backpacking across Europe.

I like!

it's interesting how all the ideas put forward so far are applicable to david cameron.

by **Minister Masket** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:43 pm

static_ice wrote:An elementary school boy on inline skates is said to be responsible for a series of mysterious street assaults. None of the victims can recall the boy's face and only two distinct details are left in their memories: golden inline skates and the weapon: a bent golden baseball bat.

Two police detectives are assigned to the case to track down the perpetrator and put an end to his crimes. Starting with the first victim, a shy character designer who created the immensely popular pink dog Maromi, the detectives follow what little clues they have and try to apprehend the mysterious boy. Just when they think they have solved the case, new evidence about the attacker leads them towards a frightening revelation.

I said ideas, not frikken chapters! Keep it simple.

by **Syzygy** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:47 pm

You don't like my sexual deviant idea.

Alright, what about a serial killer who tries to lure/enrage/trick other people into attempting to kill him and then, well-prepared, he legally kills them in self-defense?

by **Minister Masket** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:48 pm

We've doing well on the character front, how about settings? Europe's been mentioned. Where else?
Scenarios?
Objects?
Hairstyles?

Come on! I need more!

by **Minister Masket** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:49 pm

Syzygy wrote:You don't like my sexual deviant idea.

What? I like it, that's why I listed it! You fool!

by **mr. incrediball** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:50 pm

Minister Masket wrote:We've doing well on the character front, how about settings? Europe's been mentioned. Where else?
Scenarios?
Objects?
Hairstyles?

Come on! I need more!

mars
war
spoons
mohicans

that's a good book right there, i'd buy it.

by **Syzygy** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:51 pm

Minister Masket wrote:
Syzygy wrote:You don't like my sexual deviant idea.

What? I like it, that's why I listed it! You fool!

Ah, it wasn't listed when I posted. :wink:

Anyway, what about the serial killer?

by **The1exile** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:57 pm

If you have 2 A's for English you really should be able to spell condiment correctly.

by **Minister Masket** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:00 pm

The1exile wrote:If you have 2 A's for English you really should be able to spell condiment correctly.

I didn't spell it, jako did. :wink:

Thanks alot Copy + Paste!

by **jako** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:03 pm

Minister Masket wrote:
The1exile wrote:If you have 2 A's for English you really should be able to spell condiment correctly.

I didn't spell it, jako did.
Thanks alot Copy + Paste!

well what did u expect from a guy who didnt get A's in english class? i only got B's, give me a freaking break here. :lol:

by **Minister Masket** on Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:13 pm

jako wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
The1exile wrote:If you have 2 A's for English you really should be able to spell condiment correctly.

I didn't spell it, jako did.
Thanks alot Copy + Paste!

well what did u expect from a guy who didnt get A's in english class? i only got B's, give me a freaking break here.

Good work nonetheless. Anyhoo, MORE IDEAS PEOPLE! Any and All!