Conquer Club

What is yuor favorite quote? Not necessarily someone's sig one here, but in general.

Mine are (2 of them),

The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life.
-Theodore Roosevelt

The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly.
-Theodore Roosevelt

muy_thaiguy wrote:What is yuor favorite quote? Not necessarily someone's sig one here, but in general.

Mine are (2 of them),

The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life.
-Theodore Roosevelt

The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly.
-Theodore Roosevelt

My favorite one is from dragon warrior.
"Thou art a fool!" (Dragonlord from dragon warrior after turning down his offer to own half the world)

You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

The1exile wrote:It's been done.

How the hell was I supposed to know? Oh well, several threads have been done that were done by me, so I really don't see your point.

Moderation never killed anybody - myself not that I'm egotistical or anything I just say it a lot in RL


"They got brakes..." - friend's dad, which I use a lot as well

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe. (Albert Einstein)

"I am free of all prejudices, I hate everyone equally"
W. C. Fields

**bump**

'I finished before you in the human race'


Written on a gravestone in Fable, TLC

a wise monkey never monkeys around with another monkeys monkey

"Suck it up cupcake." - I think we all know.

"I know not with which weapons World War III will be fought, but I know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein

"God does not play dice." - Albert Einstein

When asked what he thought about 'Western Civilization' Ghandi replied, "I think it would be a wonderful idea."

"Become the change you wish to see in the world." - Ghandi

"Monopoly is just a game senator, I'm trying to rule the fucking world." - Bill Gates

"The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. He makes me down to lie, Through pastures green, He leadeth me the silent waters by. With bright knives, He releaseth my soul. He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places. He converteth me to lamb cutlets. For lo! He hath great power and great hunger. When cometh the day we lowly ones, Through quiet reflection and great dedication, Master the art of karate, Lo! we shall rise up And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water."

-Animals.

"More tricks than a monkey in a box"

-Mike Parry

"Do popes shit in the woods"

-Unknown

Kevin Keegan quotes:
'Football's always easier when you've got the ball'

'The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23'

'Argentina won't be at Euro 2000 because they're from South America.'

'I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again'

'That would have been a goal if it wasn't saved.'

Ron Atkinson quotes:

'I tell you what, if the Cameroons get a goal back here they're literally gonna catch on fire.'

'Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.'

'I would not say that he (David Ginola) is one of the best left wingers in the Premiership, but there are none better

'I've had this sneaking feeling throughout the game that it's there to be won...'

'Now Manchester United are 2-1 down on aggregate, they are in a better position than when they started the game at 1-1.'

'If you score against the Italians you deserve a goal'

'When Scholes gets it [tackling] wrong, they come in so late that they arrive yesterday'

'The Spaniards have been reduced to aiming aimless balls into the box'

'The keeper should have saved that one, but he did.'

'Think of a number between 10 and 11'

'Beckenbauer has really gambled all his eggs.'

John Motson:

'There is still nothing on the proverbial scoreboard.'


'The World Cup is a truly international event.'

'Nearly all the Brazilian supporters are wearing yellow shirts - it's a fabulous kaleidoscope of colour!'

'For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the yellow strip.'

'I've lost count of how many chances Helsingborg have had. It's at least five'

'It's a football stadium in the truest sense of the word'

'He's not quite at 110% fitness'

Brian moore:

'They (Rosenborg) have won 66 games, and they've scored in all of them.'

'He's a schizophrenic of a keeper.'

'Bryan Robson wears his shirt on his sleeve'

'Newcastle of course, unbeaten in their last five wins.'

"I spent 90% of my money on booze and women, the other 10% I wasted."
-George Best


"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, it is the spirit of a spiritless situation as it is the heart of a heartless world. It is the opium of the people."
-Karl Marx


"I told my dad I'd stopped raising hell and he called me a quitter."
-Glide


"When your back's up against the wall there's only one thing you can do. Turn around and fight."
-John Major

"Life isnt measured about the number of breaths you take but by the moments that take your breath away"

-unknown



"Science without religeon is lame, Religeon without Science is blind."

-A. Einstein


"And in the end it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years."

-Abraham Lincoln


"You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take."

-Wayne Gretzky


"It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog."

-Mark Twain

"Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

-Billy Madison


"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning."

-George W. Bush





“If we don’t succeed we run the risk of failure.”


“It’s not pollution that is hurting the environment, it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”

Most of our imports come from other countries

- George Bush

"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds." -Doc Holliday Tombstone

"I hope one day you realize you kept me alive and have killed me slowly ever since." (This was actually said to me by someone who fell in love with me. I like it because it's aesthetically pleasing.)

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." -JFK

“Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I’m not prefect-and I don’t live to be, but before you start pointing fingers…make sure your hands are clean.” –Bob Marley

"Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle." -Darby Conley

shared pain is half pain, shared joy is double joy - I forget...

To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom. -Bertrand Russell

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. -Hugh Sidey

Men dont follow titles, they follow corage. -William Wallace in Braveheart

"He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
--Winston Churchill

duday53 wrote:"religeon is lame

"it kinds makes you wanna stop eating sushi, but i guess you kinda have to"
from that smoking movie

The Genie, leaving at the end of Aladin:

"I'm history, no, I'm mythology."