I don't want to be called "Yo Kugel!"

When I signed up for this site I picked one of the most bad ass names ever. Kugelblitz. German for ball lightning, the Kugelblitz is elusive, dangerous, fast and unpredictable. The perfect metaphor for my playing style, the Kugelblitz possesses electromagnetic properties that scientists don't fully understand.
With such a formidable and unassailable name, imagine my chagrin when so many of my CC brethren insist on calling me "Kugel". As in:
"GL Kugel"
"GG Kugel"
"N1 Kugel" Of course the problem with this is people are effectively calling me "ball" My name should command more respect than a "GG ball." And for the sake of my ESL folk, ball is slang for testicle in English...
The only other thing Kugel can refer to is the Jewish desert casserole, pictured here. Hardly the sort of image that strikes fear into the heart of opponents.
Oh why did I pick such a horrible name?
With such a formidable and unassailable name, imagine my chagrin when so many of my CC brethren insist on calling me "Kugel". As in:
"GL Kugel"
"GG Kugel"
"N1 Kugel" Of course the problem with this is people are effectively calling me "ball" My name should command more respect than a "GG ball." And for the sake of my ESL folk, ball is slang for testicle in English...
The only other thing Kugel can refer to is the Jewish desert casserole, pictured here. Hardly the sort of image that strikes fear into the heart of opponents.

Oh why did I pick such a horrible name?