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Me and my Bad Puns.
Posted:
Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:55 pmby Minister Masket
Inspired by me. (oh and life_saver
)
What does a pirate drive?
A caaarrrrrr!
Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was assaulted!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
Ah, sometimes I amuse even myself.
Posted:
Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:58 pmby Norse
Minister, I'm not happy with you.
You went crying to the mods about my feedback again, didn't you?
I can't believe that they deleted it, I even read the guidelines and used appropriate feedback! Dammit!
Posted:
Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:59 pmby 0ojakeo0
y did the boy cross the playground? to get to the other slide!!!!! im ashamed i posted here
Re: Me and my Bad Puns.
Posted:
Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:59 pmby DAZMCFC
Minister Masket wrote:
Ah, sometimes I even play with myself.
Posted:
Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:00 pmby Minister Masket
Norse wrote:Minister, I'm not happy with you.
You went crying to the mods about my feedback again, didn't you?
I can't believe that they deleted it, I even read the guidelines and used appropriate feedback! Dammit!
And it's taken you a week to figure it out. Well done! *pats head*
Re: Me and my Bad Puns.
Posted:
Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:01 pmby Minister Masket
DAZMCFC wrote:
Ah, sometimes I like to change people's quotes so that they look reaalllly stoopid. I'm well clever me.
Posted:
Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:24 pmby Norse
2 nuns in a bath, the first one says "where's the soap" the second one said " does, doesn't it"
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:29 pmby heavycola
'Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana'
Grouch Marx (i think)
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:33 pmby Norse
Thje other day I went to a zoo, and it only had one animal in it, which was a dog.
It was a shitsui
Posted:
Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:45 pmby misterman10
what do you get when you breed a bulldog with a shitzu
...a Bullshit
oh dumb and dumber, how i love thee
Posted:
Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:47 pmby Norse
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?
He made sacrifices for santa
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:50 pmby life-saver
This was inspired by me? I feel so honored.
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:51 pmby The1exile
heavycola wrote:'Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana'
Grouch Marx (i think)
"I intend to live forever, or die trying. " -Groucho Marx
Posted:
Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:11 pmby Minister Masket
life-saver wrote::roll: This was inspired by me? I feel so honored.
Just returning the favour.
Posted:
Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:12 pmby misterman10
two oranges are sitting in a bathtub, one says "can you pass the soap" and the other says "what do you think i am, a typewriter?"
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:17 pmby unriggable
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no idear
Posted:
Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:18 pmby misterman10
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:18 pmby cena-rules
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:19 pmby misterman10
thats why its so funny
Posted:
Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:16 amby flashleg8
unriggable wrote:What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no idear
What do you can a fish with no eyes?
a fsh.
Posted:
Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:44 amby Kaplowitz
two muffins are in an oven.
the first muffin says "Damn, its getting hot in here!"
the other one says "Holy f*** a talking muffin!!!!"
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Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:56 amby Syzygy
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
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Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:06 amby Norse
What was the fans favourite chant towards the insect wearing the number zero jersey?
"earwig-0 earwig-0 earwig-0"
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Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:50 amby salvadevinemasse
LMAO- I loved the jokes as corny as they kinda were!
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Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:51 amby vtmarik
A Malkavian, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The Malkavian ducks.
Quack.