Conquer Club

Since I'm really bored right now I figured I'll post some jokes for people to read. Laugh away.

God Goes on Vacation

One day God decided he wanted to go on vacation, yet He was could not decide on where to go.

Trying to help one angel offered, "Why don't you go to Mercury?"

To this God replied, "I've been there before, and I got the worst sunburn ever."

Another angel said, "You should go to Mars."

"I've been there too. It's way too cold, and theres not even any skiing," Replied God.

A third angel chimes in, "What about Earth? It's really pretty. I've been there, so I know."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I went there once, and they still accuse me of getting some girl pregnant," sighs God.

P.s: feel free to post any jokes you find.

Well that joke wasn't funny.

And we have/had a thread like this.

pancakemix wrote:Well that joke wasn't funny.

And we have/had a thread like this.

We have had several threads like this.

muy_thaiguy wrote:

pancakemix wrote:Well that joke wasn't funny.

And we have/had a thread like this.

We have had several threads like this.

That still doesn't make his joke funny.

pancakemix wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

pancakemix wrote:Well that joke wasn't funny.

And we have/had a thread like this.

We have had several threads like this.

That still doesn't make his joke funny.

Never said it was.

A painful reminder of the "horrible jokes" thread...Good times....Goooood times

I found that joke ok.