Conquer Club

I will do one of the Xbawks later.

Where's the option for the N-Gage?

GET BACK IN YOUR KAGE PIKACHU

Kage? As in Kage-maru? I love Virtua Fighter

No I mean your pokeball that you'll be crammed into until your slave master needs you to fight another pokemone (slave) to death.

cawck mongler wrote:No I mean your pokeball that you'll be crammed into until your slave master needs you to fight another pokemone (slave) to death.

Well see, in Melee I'm not put into a pokeball, but am rather given my freedom and allowed to fight when I want. If you knew anything you'd realize Pikachu was never forced to live in a Pokeball anyways.

i guess if the Wii-tards get a hot chick, and the PS3 turns you fat and gives you a strange craving for cheetos...Then the 360 must turn you into a GOD!

well, in my opinion, the 360 steals it, but only because of the price

DirtyDishSoap wrote:i guess if the Wii-tards get a hot chick, and the PS3 turns you fat and gives you a strange craving for cheetos...Then the 360 must turn you into a GOD!

uhh... NO.

IMO, Xbox 360 makes one an IMP.

NESconqueror wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:i guess if the Wii-tards get a hot chick, and the PS3 turns you fat and gives you a strange craving for cheetos...Then the 360 must turn you into a GOD!

uhh... NO.

IMO, Xbox 360 makes one an IMP.

If that were true I wouldn't be this guy.

this is about the 5th thread or so on this topic...............

SNES.

Bitches.

FOOL! The Wii doesn't get you girls, it makes you look like a complete retard. If I wanted exercise, I'd go outside and play sports. At least that way I wouldn't be waving my arms about inside like a complete twaddle-bag. Lets keep exercise and entertainment in their resective zones, thank you.

I GOT SERVED wrote:SNES.

Bitches.

QFT.

wii

Minister Masket wrote:FOOL! The Wii doesn't get you girls, it makes you look like a complete retard. If I wanted exercise, I'd go outside and play sports. At least that way I wouldn't be waving my arms about inside like a complete twaddle-bag. Lets keep exercise and entertainment in their resective zones, thank you.

Girls think its cute and most woman arn't hardcore gamers, so chances are you could get some skinny hot chick in a thong to play with your wii. Have fun playing your overpriced shitty games on your overpriced shitty PS3, meanwhile me and my chick will be laughing it up in a night of Zelda and casual sex.

PS3 will only land you with some average looking girl without anything special about her. She'll probably think you're stupid for playing the PS3, if she has any clue about consoles.

Wii would land you with a girly girl. Nothing wrong with that, but it probably would end up being the only thing you can do together. And then she probably sucks at playing, and gets frustrated after awhile. Not much better than PS3, but better nonetheless.

And now, the 360. The XBOX has proved its prowess here. While Nintendo has only managed to come up with alternate versions of practically the same games over and over again, and the Sony has only 3 playstations to its credit, XBOX has its 360th console. Bravo, Microsoft. In a 360 relationship, I suppose it can go one of two ways. First is the one you want to avoid, hardcore gamer girl. I mean, if you like a girlfriend that laughs and yells "Woohoo! You just got your ass kicked!" then that's okay, but you probably wanna go with the second option. A girl that, like the Wii girl, is probably hot and cute. But this one will be sorta like a guy. Not in a gay way, but in the sense that you can do stuff together and be comfortable about it. And in a relationship, comfort is a very important thing.

I think that pretty much explains why the 360's better than the other two consoles.

I got to say that the Wii is the best system because it is so different. Its a true revolution. There is so much new things about it. However because of all that the game are slow coming out. Which is why the 360 comes so close. The games and graphics for that are amazing. However the ps3 just plain sucks.

sharrakor wrote:PS3 will only land you with some average looking girl without anything special about her. She'll probably think you're stupid for playing the PS3, if she has any clue about consoles.

Wii would land you with a girly girl. Nothing wrong with that, but it probably would end up being the only thing you can do together. And then she probably sucks at playing, and gets frustrated after awhile. Not much better than PS3, but better nonetheless.

And now, the 360. The XBOX has proved its prowess here. While Nintendo has only managed to come up with alternate versions of practically the same games over and over again, and the Sony has only 3 playstations to its credit, XBOX has its 360th console. Bravo, Microsoft. In a 360 relationship, I suppose it can go one of two ways. First is the one you want to avoid, hardcore gamer girl. I mean, if you like a girlfriend that laughs and yells "Woohoo! You just got your ass kicked!" then that's okay, but you probably wanna go with the second option. A girl that, like the Wii girl, is probably hot and cute. But this one will be sorta like a guy. Not in a gay way, but in the sense that you can do stuff together and be comfortable about it. And in a relationship, comfort is a very important thing.

I think that pretty much explains why the 360's better than the other two consoles.

Because lots of girls like to player FPS games right? No, with a wii you can get some girl you're not in a relationship to come over and play with you, and you can snuggle up all close to her and maybe get a feel of her ass or boob or something, no relationship involved. Or if you are in a relationship, its just another intrest that you and your woman will share.

With PS3 you're probably just some weeaboo anime fag who blew 4 months dairy queen salary on a retard console. No girl wants to touch that.

dominationnation wrote:I got to say that the Wii is the best system because it is so different. Its a true revolution. There is so much new things about it. However because of all that the game are slow coming out. Which is why the 360 comes so close. The games and graphics for that are amazing. However the ps3 just plain sucks.

yeah, but eventually the novelty of the wii will wear off

its just a pimped eye toy

It's rather more than a pimped eye toy. Games like eye toy had been readily available with web cam bundles for years. Eye toy just repackaged it for a home console with some flashy graphics. It's limitations became readily apparent rather quickly.

Wii contains actual motion sensing. *cue awe*

If anything eye toy is just a pimped webcam.

Also pikachu only stayed out of the pokeball in the gay ass TV series.

In short having a wii has scored me more ass than Rohypnol.

P.S. Obvious troll is obvious.

Why isn't the computer listed? it dominates all of them....

Or the following:

NES
SNES
N64

qeee1 wrote:It's rather more than a pimped eye toy. Games like eye toy had been readily available with web cam bundles for years. Eye toy just repackaged it for a home console with some flashy graphics. It's limitations became readily apparent rather quickly.

Wii contains actual motion sensing. *cue awe*

If anything eye toy is just a pimped webcam.

Also pikachu only stayed out of the pokeball in the gay ass TV series.

In short having a wii has scored me more ass than Rohypnol.

P.S. Obvious troll is obvious.

Melee too, like I mentioned. Which is my basis for being in the clan (SSB).

bedub1 wrote:Why isn't the computer listed? it dominates all of them....

Or the following:

NES
SNES
N64

360 all the way. Btw, havn you seen CtrlAltDel, she plays a xbox and is a hot chick.