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BEST LAME JOKES!!!-Post it here!!!
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Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:26 pmby AAAVforce
I got one: Why didn't the kid want the can of Pringles?
Cuz there was "P" on it!!!
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
Nobody cries when you chop a dead baby.
What's the difference between a mars bar and a dead baby?
About 100 calories.
Posted:
Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:29 pmby sharrakor
Why did I shoot AAAVforce? Because I was bored.
I'm just kidding...but you better stay away, just in case.
Posted:
Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:40 pmby Coleman
A guy walked into a bar...
OUCH!!!
And then there is this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn1-M5Ze0p8
Posted:
Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:50 pmby salr15
***driving by a cemetary***
"You know people are dying to come here."
Posted:
Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:52 pmby MeDeFe
What's black and sits on a tree?
A monkey after a forest fire.
And what's red and sits next to it?
His buddy's still glowing.
Posted:
Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:52 pmby muy_thaiguy
Let's just hope this one won't get locked up.
Well, here's one.
A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
Posted:
Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:55 pmby Aegnor
President George W. Bush.
Posted:
Fri Aug 17, 2007 1:59 pmby The1exile
Aegnor wrote:President George W. Bush.
Posted:
Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:47 pmby magneticgoop
MeDeFe yours reminded me of one.
why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?...he slipped
why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?...money see monkey do
why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?...he was holding hands with monkey 2
why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?...peer pressure
Posted:
Fri Aug 17, 2007 2:51 pmby willis
Aegnor wrote:President George W. Bush.
I got a better one.
Womens rights
Posted:
Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:13 pmby Fircoal
The1exile wrote:Aegnor wrote:President George W. Bush.
lolz
Posted:
Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:17 pmby firth4eva
how do you get pikachu on a bus?
Poke him on
Posted:
Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:34 pmby Minister Masket
firth4eva wrote:how do you get pikachu on a bus?
Poke him on
Preety gooood!
However, t'is no match for the best one of all:
What does a pirate drive?
A caaaarrrrrrr!
Posted:
Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:45 pmby Huckleberryhound
What is red and doesnt move ?
A dead tomato.
Posted:
Fri Aug 17, 2007 4:46 pmby Huckleberryhound
Why are there no pain killers in the jungle ?
Because the parrots eat em all.
Posted:
Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:07 pmby Hitman079
i saw this on another joke threads on CC...
What's black, blue, and doesn't like sex?
The kid in my basement.
Posted:
Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:46 amby MeDeFe
And what's black, blue and likes sex?
The kid in my basement on the right drugs.
Posted:
Sat Aug 18, 2007 5:32 amby Karl the Master
what's orange and sounds like a parrot?
a carrot.
Posted:
Sat Aug 18, 2007 5:46 amby Stopper
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walked into a Thai bar.
The barman found them to be so culturally similar as to be indistinguishable.
Posted:
Sat Aug 18, 2007 6:24 amby MeDeFe
Stopper, do not post any more non-lame jokes in this thread, ok?
Posted:
Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:29 pmby AAAVforce
What about some dead baby jokes?
What's the difference between a dead baby and a pile of monkeys?
I don't have a pile of monkeys in my garage!
Posted:
Sat Aug 18, 2007 2:31 pmby MeDeFe
And what's the difference between a dead monkey and a pile of babies?
The babies are alive... yet!
Posted:
Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:48 pmby misterman10
How do you get a baby to stop running around in a circle?
Tie his other leg to the pole
Posted:
Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:53 pmby lalaland
What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt.
0 --> 8
(My 5 year old cousin told me that one)
Posted:
Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:24 pmby CrazyAnglican
What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs?
Sparky