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Well, she changed her tune

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:07 pm
by JoeBeevers
I know I have a lot of admirers, but this is a first.
I will think about it Amanda...


From: s.xkitten
To: JoeBeevers
Posted: 30th July 2007 10:35
Subject: Hey babe

Sorry for abusing you Joe in all your threads. The truth is I think I love you.
I have a weakness for strong, tall, muscled men and you fit the bill!
I am on vacation shortly and am definitly flying to England, I want to meet you for sure!
Will you take me to a hotel Joe? I am mad about you

Yours forever
Amanda
(s.xkitten)

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:09 pm
by hecter
How long has s.xkittens name been Amanda? :?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:10 pm
by misterman10
=D> =D> =D>

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:10 pm
by willis
hecter wrote:How long has s.xkittens name been Amanda? :?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:18 pm
by static_ice
:lol: nice try Josephina

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:18 pm
by The1exile
hecter wrote:How long has s.xkittens name been Amanda? :?


Never. that's stache hag you want.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:19 pm
by JoeBeevers
You lot don`t like it up you.
I should have posted a PM from the Queen
Anyway, like s.kitten I`m leaving.
90% of you have the humour of a housebrick.
Slags.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:22 pm
by static_ice
JoeBeevers wrote:You lot don`t like it up you.
I should have posted a PM from the Queen
Anyway, like s.kitten I`m leaving.
90% of you have the humour of a housebrick.
Slags.


"all in all you're just another brick in the wall"

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:22 pm
by kwanton
JoeBeevers wrote:You lot don`t like it up you.
I should have posted a PM from the Queen
Anyway, like s.kitten I`m leaving.
90% of you have the humour of a housebrick.
Slags.


YAY!

Actually 90% of us have the sense to discern annoying idiots from people who are actually funny. (You're the former if your too thick to realize). Bye joe. Never come back!

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:23 pm
by The1exile
static_ice wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:You lot don`t like it up you.
I should have posted a PM from the Queen
Anyway, like s.kitten I`m leaving.
90% of you have the humour of a housebrick.
Slags.


"all in all you're just another brick in the wall"


Pink Floyd PWN

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:23 pm
by Fircoal
kwanton wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:You lot don`t like it up you.
I should have posted a PM from the Queen
Anyway, like s.kitten I`m leaving.
90% of you have the humour of a housebrick.
Slags.


YAY!

Actually 90% of us have the sense to discern annoying idiots from people who are actually funny. (You're the former if your too thick to realize). Bye joe. Never come back!


QFT! :D

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:23 pm
by static_ice
The1exile wrote:
static_ice wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:You lot don`t like it up you.
I should have posted a PM from the Queen
Anyway, like s.kitten I`m leaving.
90% of you have the humour of a housebrick.
Slags.


"all in all you're just another brick in the wall"


Pink Floyd PWN


ayup :)

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:24 pm
by hecter
Good riddance. You're not even important enough to talk in underline, like me. Talking in bold just makes you seem like an attention whore, instead of important. Underline means every word is important, and to pay attention. I have a big penis. Look at my big penis. Girls go crazy over me. I have to get my time traveling goons to beat them off, so I can get my Queen Indoors to make me some Escargot, which I wash down with a glass of red wine from the past, that my goons send me. Louis the Mime is there too. He loves red wine. I have a big penis. Absolutely enormous. You just sell Bensons. I make them. I own several Benson factories. I am hecter. I have an obscenely large penis.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:25 pm
by sam_levi_11
as much as i dont like you...ill miss laughing at your storys, cya joe

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:26 pm
by sam_levi_11
hecter wrote:Good riddance. You're not even important enough to talk in underline, like me. Talking in bold just makes you seem like an attention , instead of important. Underline means every word is important, and to pay attention. I have a big . Look at my big . s go crazy over me. I have to get my time traveling goons to beat them off, so I can get my Queen Indoors to make me some Escargot, which I wash down with a glass of red wine from the past, that my goons send me. Louis the Mime is there too. He loves red wine. I have a big . Absolutely enormous. You just sell Bensons. I make them. I own several Benson factories. I am hecter. I have an ly large .


and ill testify its massive

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:34 pm
by griffin_slayer
sam_levi_11 wrote:
hecter wrote:Good riddance. You're not even important enough to talk in underline, like me. Talking in bold just makes you seem like an attention , instead of important. Underline means every word is important, and to pay attention. I have a big . Look at my big . s go crazy over me. I have to get my time traveling goons to beat them off, so I can get my Queen Indoors to make me some Escargot, which I wash down with a glass of red wine from the past, that my goons send me. Louis the Mime is there too. He loves red wine. I have a big . Absolutely enormous. You just sell Bensons. I make them. I own several Benson factories. I am hecter. I have an ly large .


and ill testify its massive


you two are disgusting.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:37 pm
by willis
JoeBeevers wrote:You lot don`t like it up you.
I should have posted a PM from the Queen
Anyway, like s.kitten I`m leaving.
90% of you have the humour of a housebrick.
Slags.
But what about the "takeover"

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:38 pm
by The1exile
willis wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:You lot don`t like it up you.
I should have posted a PM from the Queen
Anyway, like s.kitten I`m leaving.
90% of you have the humour of a housebrick.
Slags.
But what about the "takeover"

It's not real. Like Johnny Depp.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:38 pm
by sam_levi_11
griffin_slayer wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:
hecter wrote:Good riddance. You're not even important enough to talk in underline, like me. Talking in bold just makes you seem like an attention , instead of important. Underline means every word is important, and to pay attention. I have a big . Look at my big . s go crazy over me. I have to get my time traveling goons to beat them off, so I can get my Queen Indoors to make me some Escargot, which I wash down with a glass of red wine from the past, that my goons send me. Louis the Mime is there too. He loves red wine. I have a big . Absolutely enormous. You just sell Bensons. I make them. I own several Benson factories. I am hecter. I have an ly large .


and ill testify its massive


you two are disgusting.


thank you very much

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:40 pm
by wicked
wow hecter. how humiliating it must be to never be original. whose coattails are you going to ride now?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:41 pm
by The1exile
wicked wrote:wow hecter. how humiliating it must be to never be original. whose coattails are you going to ride now?


humiliating never to be original? hardly anyone is ever truly original. Also imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:42 pm
by Jenos Ridan
griffin_slayer wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:
hecter wrote:Good riddance. You're not even important enough to talk in underline, like me. Talking in bold just makes you seem like an attention , instead of important. Underline means every word is important, and to pay attention. I have a big . Look at my big . s go crazy over me. I have to get my time traveling goons to beat them off, so I can get my Queen Indoors to make me some Escargot, which I wash down with a glass of red wine from the past, that my goons send me. Louis the Mime is there too. He loves red wine. I have a big . Absolutely enormous. You just sell Bensons. I make them. I own several Benson factories. I am hecter. I have an ly large .


and ill testify its massive


you two are disgusting.


I agree, but so stupid-funny it's funny.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:42 pm
by static_ice
The1exile wrote:
wicked wrote:wow hecter. how humiliating it must be to never be original. whose coattails are you going to ride now?


humiliating never to be original? hardly anyone is ever truly original. Also imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.


imitation is also known as suicide but you have a point with the first part :)

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:43 pm
by willis
The1exile wrote:
willis wrote:
JoeBeevers wrote:You lot don`t like it up you.
I should have posted a PM from the Queen
Anyway, like s.kitten I`m leaving.
90% of you have the humour of a housebrick.
Slags.
But what about the "takeover"

It's not real. Like Johnny Depp.
:shock: What??!?! No, you are a liar.....LIAR

PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:45 pm
by sam_levi_11
Jenos Ridan wrote:
griffin_slayer wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:
hecter wrote:Good riddance. You're not even important enough to talk in underline, like me. Talking in bold just makes you seem like an attention , instead of important. Underline means every word is important, and to pay attention. I have a big . Look at my big . s go crazy over me. I have to get my time traveling goons to beat them off, so I can get my Queen Indoors to make me some Escargot, which I wash down with a glass of red wine from the past, that my goons send me. Louis the Mime is there too. He loves red wine. I have a big . Absolutely enormous. You just sell Bensons. I make them. I own several Benson factories. I am hecter. I have an ly large .


and ill testify its massive


you two are disgusting.


I agree, but so stupid-funny it's funny.


see, people agree me saying iv seen him and him saying he has a massive knob is funny