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Manliest Ways to Commit Suicide

Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:44 pm
by unriggable
What do you think is the most manly way to commit suicide?

Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:45 pm
by cena-rules
gun you need to have guts for that

Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:46 pm
by Serbia
There is no such way as a manly way to commit suicide, it's all an easy, lame way out of your problem.

Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:46 pm
by Norse
The manliest way to commit suicide is to get drunk, and start calling a group of 10 '7 foot meat-heads' nancy boys.

Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:46 pm
by static_ice
heart attack [size=0]from a prostitute[/size]

Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:47 pm
by Shadowstar
Sudoku. Number puzzles can kill a man.


Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:47 pm
by Norse
cena-rules wrote:gun you need to have guts for that
no way! thats the easiest...short and sharp, instantaneous death...

Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:50 pm
by unriggable
I voted for the nitro in case you were wondering. The idea was originally conceived by a Darwin Award Honorable Mention.

Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:51 pm
by misterman10
headbutting a wall until you die

Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:59 pm
by Emperor Skippy
I'll go complicated.
Repeatedly stabbing myself with a toothpick in the thumb until I die from blood loss.

Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:01 pm
by Minister Masket
I think someone has studied the Darwin Awards a little too much...
Tell me unriggable, did my sig inspire this thread?

Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:16 pm
by dcowboys055
Serbia wrote:There is no such way as a manly way to commit suicide, it's all an easy, lame, and selfish way out of your problem.
I agree but I also added something
Re: Manliest Ways to Commit Suicide

Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:17 pm
by luns101
unriggable wrote:What do you think is the most manly way to commit suicide?
Marriage
Re: Manliest Ways to Commit Suicide

Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:20 pm
by Minister Masket
luns101 wrote:unriggable wrote:What do you think is the most manly way to commit suicide?
Marriage
What a bogus statement.
Marriage isn't suicide, it's the End of Your Life As You Know It.

Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:21 pm
by s.xkitten
dcowboys055 wrote:Serbia wrote:There is no such way as a manly way to commit suicide, it's all an easy, lame, and selfish way out of your problem.
I agree but I also added something
seconded...or thirded, depending how you look at it...
Re: Manliest Ways to Commit Suicide

Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:21 pm
by s.xkitten
luns101 wrote:unriggable wrote:What do you think is the most manly way to commit suicide?
Marriage
luns, your marriage isn't that bad!

Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:01 pm
by Serbia
s.xkitten wrote:dcowboys055 wrote:Serbia wrote:There is no such way as a manly way to commit suicide, it's all an easy, lame, and selfish way out of your problem.
I agree but I also added something
seconded...or thirded, depending how you look at it...
QFT

Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:17 pm
by The Gunslinger
none....suicide is for little pussies

Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:37 pm
by The1exile
red wine and sleeping pills

Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:39 pm
by hecter
Somebodies been reading Maddox...
Re: Manliest Ways to Commit Suicide

Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:40 pm
by luns101
Minister Masket wrote:luns101 wrote:unriggable wrote:What do you think is the most manly way to commit suicide?
Marriage
What a bogus statement.
Marriage isn't suicide, it's the End of Your Life As You Know It.
Are you married?

Re: Manliest Ways to Commit Suicide

Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:43 pm
by s.xkitten
luns101 wrote:Minister Masket wrote:luns101 wrote:unriggable wrote:What do you think is the most manly way to commit suicide?
Marriage
What a bogus statement.
Marriage isn't suicide, it's the End of Your Life As You Know It.
Are you married?

s.xkitten wrote:luns, your marriage isn't that bad!

Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:49 pm
by luns101
The Gunslinger wrote:none....suicide is for little pussies
Father Callahan didn't seem to think so.


Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:54 pm
by Fircoal
Challenging me.


Posted:
Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:56 pm
by XenHu
None.
Suicide is for the weak and cowardly.
-X