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Manliest Ways to Commit Suicide

Postby unriggable on Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:44 pm

What do you think is the most manly way to commit suicide?
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Postby cena-rules on Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:45 pm

gun you need to have guts for that
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Postby Serbia on Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:46 pm

There is no such way as a manly way to commit suicide, it's all an easy, lame way out of your problem.
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Postby Norse on Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:46 pm

The manliest way to commit suicide is to get drunk, and start calling a group of 10 '7 foot meat-heads' nancy boys.
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Postby static_ice on Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:46 pm

heart attack [size=0]from a prostitute[/size]
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Postby Shadowstar on Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:47 pm

Sudoku. Number puzzles can kill a man. :D
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Postby Norse on Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:47 pm

cena-rules wrote:gun you need to have guts for that


no way! thats the easiest...short and sharp, instantaneous death...
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Postby unriggable on Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:50 pm

I voted for the nitro in case you were wondering. The idea was originally conceived by a Darwin Award Honorable Mention.
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Postby misterman10 on Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:51 pm

headbutting a wall until you die
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Postby Emperor Skippy on Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:59 pm

I'll go complicated.

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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:01 pm

I think someone has studied the Darwin Awards a little too much...
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Postby dcowboys055 on Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:16 pm

Serbia wrote:There is no such way as a manly way to commit suicide, it's all an easy, lame, and selfish way out of your problem.


I agree but I also added something
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Re: Manliest Ways to Commit Suicide

Postby luns101 on Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:17 pm

unriggable wrote:What do you think is the most manly way to commit suicide?


Marriage
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Re: Manliest Ways to Commit Suicide

Postby Minister Masket on Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:20 pm

luns101 wrote:
unriggable wrote:What do you think is the most manly way to commit suicide?


Marriage
What a bogus statement.
Marriage isn't suicide, it's the End of Your Life As You Know It.
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Postby s.xkitten on Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:21 pm

dcowboys055 wrote:
Serbia wrote:There is no such way as a manly way to commit suicide, it's all an easy, lame, and selfish way out of your problem.


I agree but I also added something


seconded...or thirded, depending how you look at it...
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Re: Manliest Ways to Commit Suicide

Postby s.xkitten on Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:21 pm

luns101 wrote:
unriggable wrote:What do you think is the most manly way to commit suicide?


Marriage


luns, your marriage isn't that bad!
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Postby Serbia on Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:01 pm

s.xkitten wrote:
dcowboys055 wrote:
Serbia wrote:There is no such way as a manly way to commit suicide, it's all an easy, lame, and selfish way out of your problem.


I agree but I also added something


seconded...or thirded, depending how you look at it...


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Postby The Gunslinger on Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:17 pm

none....suicide is for little pussies
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Postby The1exile on Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:37 pm

red wine and sleeping pills
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Postby hecter on Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:39 pm

Somebodies been reading Maddox...
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Re: Manliest Ways to Commit Suicide

Postby luns101 on Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:40 pm

Minister Masket wrote:
luns101 wrote:
unriggable wrote:What do you think is the most manly way to commit suicide?


Marriage
What a bogus statement.
Marriage isn't suicide, it's the End of Your Life As You Know It.


Are you married? #-o
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Re: Manliest Ways to Commit Suicide

Postby s.xkitten on Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:43 pm

luns101 wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
luns101 wrote:
unriggable wrote:What do you think is the most manly way to commit suicide?


Marriage
What a bogus statement.
Marriage isn't suicide, it's the End of Your Life As You Know It.


Are you married? #-o


s.xkitten wrote:luns, your marriage isn't that bad!
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Postby luns101 on Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:49 pm

The Gunslinger wrote:none....suicide is for little pussies


Father Callahan didn't seem to think so.

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Postby Fircoal on Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:54 pm

Challenging me. :D
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Postby XenHu on Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:56 pm

None.

Suicide is for the weak and cowardly.

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