Conquer Club

In the early years of the twenty-first Century, to combat the rising tide of unorthodox non-silliness in the world, the Imperial Lords of Hormel gave Emperor Skippy, also known as His Reverend Eminence the Very Grave Lord Emperor Skippy the Simple-Minded of Throcking New Porton Down Wells upon Water in the Beans, authority to go throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror, and much silliness that makes a smashing great forum thread. This was the Quest for Spamalot! Hip Hip Hooray! YAY YAY!

first page crew!

This, friend, is on the verge of a LOCKDOWN.

And to aid me in my quest, I have called upon the greatest champion in the world to... well... aid me in my... quest. You know...

But hold on to your seats as I tell you who is aiding me in... my quest.

I mean, it's a shocker. For I speak of none other than...

MY BIG TOE!!!!!!!

Yes, I said it and I'll say it again. My Big Toe.

Some people don't realize just how powerful the Big Toe is, but the Big Toe is a powerful being and all must pay homage to him. The Big Toe makes all of the other toes his b!tch, and even combined, the lesser toes cannot overpower the Big Toe. Even the fingers are helpless against the Big Toe, including the Thumb, which many people believe to be the most powerful of all digits, but it is not so.

The Big Toe is also very sexy, and no one can defy his charms. The Big Toe is like Don Juan and Casanova rolled into one, and baby, with mojo like that, you are helpless. Many a weekend the Big Toe spends his nights with many women, and his wild orgies have been known to rival those of Caligula.

The Big Toe also believes in cleanliness. While the other toes wallow away in their filth, the Big Toe can be seen looking sharp.

He's a suave character, and no one can match his coolness. The Big Toe uses his class, aside from picking up women, which we previously mentioned, but also to show the world how the truly gifted live. Yes, the Big Toe enjoys flaunting his wealth and power and can be seen driving one of his hundreds of sports cars around the world.

The Big Toe has two Rules. The first Rule is that the Big Toe is Boss and is never wrong. The second Rule is that if the Big Toe is wrong, see Rule One.

The Big Toe is almost Super Human, and has one of the most powerful abilities that no man can match. He has the power to find furniture in the dark. This power has, not only saved hundreds of lifes from simple of accidents in the home, but, as a consequence, has caused dozens of wars because of it's almost Godlike power.

Serbia wrote:This, friend, is on the verge of a LOCKDOWN.

Why?

Spam

hang on

spamalot has not been lock

note the name

spamalot

Spamalot is a relic of nicer times, when the mods were more lenient. They lock similar threads now. Just watch.

well befor it gets locked.

How is everyone?

I thought it would be considered all right for the basis of the Spamalot thread. Still, understandable.

my emperor I lay my chefs hat on the line.

May I be the royal chef

ES who would win in a fight, your big toe or Toungey?

cena-rules wrote:my emperor I lay my chefs hat on the line.

May I be the royal chef

shutup dumbass

[quote="static_ice"]ES who would win in a fight, your big toe or Toungey?


I think my big toe would have the benefit there. Just because of the hang nail right now.

static_ice wrote:

cena-rules wrote:my emperor I lay my chefs hat on the line.

May I be the royal chef

shutup dumbass

dont tell me to shut up

im having fun whilst being killed

cena-rules wrote:my emperor I lay my chefs hat on the line.

May I be the royal chef

No because I am chef in my own rights. Although you may be called upon for special royal cheffy duties.

I like this guy ;]

Skittles! wrote:I like this guy ;]

My first fan?!?!

Oh sweet Lord.

I could become Cult status.

Skittles! wrote:I like this guy ;]

yeah he is a tasty slice of noobcake

Well thank you static.

Emperor Skippy wrote:Well thank you static.

anytime *bites off your head* yum

Emperor Skippy wrote:

Skittles! wrote:I like this guy ;]

My first fan?!?!

Oh sweet Lord.

I could become Cult status.

ahem

second fan

I am your first

cena-rules wrote:

Emperor Skippy wrote:

Skittles! wrote:I like this guy ;]

My first fan?!?!

Oh sweet Lord.

I could become Cult status.

ahem

second fan

I am your first

Skippy you want some advice? don't trust this guy he's a spy for the Fag Clan he just wants to ruin all the competitor clans

static_ice wrote:

cena-rules wrote:

Emperor Skippy wrote:

Skittles! wrote:I like this guy ;]

My first fan?!?!

Oh sweet Lord.

I could become Cult status.

ahem

second fan

I am your first

Skippy you want some advice? don't trust this guy he's a spy for the Fag Clan he just wants to ruin all the competitor clans

what
this dude claims to be a man

cena-rules wrote:

static_ice wrote:

cena-rules wrote:

Emperor Skippy wrote:

Skittles! wrote:I like this guy ;]

My first fan?!?!

Oh sweet Lord.

I could become Cult status.

ahem

second fan

I am your first

Skippy you want some advice? don't trust this guy he's a spy for the Fag Clan he just wants to ruin all the competitor clans

what
this dude claims to be a man

you just called me a dude

he's also trying to overthrow hecter as manwhore

static_ice wrote:

cena-rules wrote:

static_ice wrote:

cena-rules wrote:

Emperor Skippy wrote:

Skittles! wrote:I like this guy ;]

My first fan?!?!

Oh sweet Lord.

I could become Cult status.

ahem

second fan

I am your first

Skippy you want some advice? don't trust this guy he's a spy for the Fag Clan he just wants to ruin all the competitor clans

what
this dude claims to be a man

you just called me a dude

he's also trying to overthrow hecter as manwhore

no I only try possible things.

I am not trying to overthrow Hecter.

I quite like him in a fatherly kinda way