Conquer Club

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:25 pm**

Ladies and Gentlemen can I please have your attention Ive just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen.... CANNONBALL!!!

:Story: Channel 4 News with 5 time Emmy award-winning anchor, Champ Kind with sports, Brick Tamland with weather, And your reporter in the field, Brian Fantana It's Channel 4 News at 6:00.

Let me announce that I am starting a new group of people who like to spam and love the movie ANCHORMAN The legend of Ron BURGENDY This will be open to all members that I like and that I think apply to the rules of the Desk Lovers. You must love carpet, desks, and LAMPS! We must post in this thread everyday. You also have to love motorcycles. Motorcycles are our friends. They will not harm us. But vacuums on the other hand... Those sons of bitches. They can do some harm.

1. We will not give in to anyone.

2. We must obey these 2 rules that Ron Burgendy

The Man At Work.

If Ron says it, It's he TRUTH!

The whole CREW.

have any questions? Ask here.

Lead Anchor - UCAbears

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:29 pm**

i have a question, why do you start such stupid threads

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:30 pm**

To get a legendary Booyah.

BOOYAH.

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:30 pm**

misterman10 wrote:i have a question, why do you start such stupid threads

This is for real! Don't question my athoriti!

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:30 pm**

Serbia wrote:To get a legendary Booyah.

BOOYAH.

HARDY HAR HAR!!

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:48 pm**

misterman10 wrote:i have a question, why do you start such stupid threads

so he can be remembered for his ranck3-reminiscent spam.

Posted: **Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:56 pm**

Hitman079 wrote:
misterman10 wrote:i have a question, why do you start such stupid threads

so he can be remembered for his ranck3-reminiscent spam.

PHYSIC!

Posted: **Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:08 am**

COME ON DESK LOVERS I KNOW THERES MORE OUT THERE.

Posted: **Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:16 am**

UCAbears wrote:COME ON DESK LOVERS I KNOW THERES MORE OUT THERE.

nope.

Posted: **Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:17 am**

Fircoal wrote:
UCAbears wrote:COME ON DESK LOVERS I KNOW THERES MORE OUT THERE.

nope.

Come one man everyone's gotta love a desk every now and then. They're just so wooden and hard.

Posted: **Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:05 pm**

what ever happened to ranck3 anyway?

Posted: **Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:06 pm**

good movie

Posted: **Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:15 pm**

I want to be Brick!!

Posted: **Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:21 pm**

misterman10 wrote:i have a question, why do you start such stupid threads

This coming from you live from the man who made the Perverts Age Help thread.

On topic: Ive never seen that movie. Though it hasta be funny

Posted: **Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:46 am**

lol..."Oh shit, i think you really killed him. Maybe you should lay low or something."

Posted: **Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:39 am**

Hitman079 wrote:what ever happened to ranck3 anyway?

Who cares? As long as he's gone.

Posted: **Thu Jul 26, 2007 10:40 am**

hecter wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:what ever happened to ranck3 anyway?

Who cares? As long as he's gone.

Stalker

Posted: **Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:30 pm**

This movie was very funny, especially with cameos from Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller. Steve Carell was the best though, can't forget the "Party in my Pants" scene.

I 'll only join if I get a good dental package and holiday insurance, plus a company car.

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