Conquer Club

Pretty self explanatory. This is life achievements pretty much. You can start it off however you wish. Best example;
I lost 30lbs in the past 6 months, i am now screwing Saxis mom. From this day forward, for Saxi, i will only answer to "Daddy"

I have better pecs than screw-boy

I have an announcement!

By popular opinion, I am considered one of the funniest people in town. Whether it's just me in general or how life likes to shit on me and I turn it around in a joke is left up to debate, but here I am, I'm all my glory.

I have an announcement!

As of August 1st, I will be instituting a 50% tariff on all my posts. Should you decided to continue reading my posts, you must spend 50% more time reading and reflecting on what I wrote before giving a thoughtless knee jerk reply. Anyone who posts braindead replies will be foed.

Thank you for your attention to this matter

FAFO!

Signed,
Mookie Mc Gee III