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Postby jimboston on Sun Apr 06, 2025 8:46 am

So I’ve been Retired/Stay-At-Home dad for over a decade.

I was plenty busy with my kids and also had to help my mother-in-law (who lived with us) as she aged and went through dementia. Now my kids are in (heading off to) college and my mother-in-law has passed. I find myself with more free time and want to work.

… but I am picky…
- I want flexibility so I can go on my little trips or visit my kids.
- Retail ain’t very appealing for a few reasons… usually they want weekend help.
- Our tax-bracket means that about half what I earn goes to Uncle Sam. So I’m not going to take a minimum wage job and get $7.50/hr. I don’t need to earn six-figures… but I want it to at least justify me showing up.

I recently tried a part-time commission only sales gig selling wine/alcohol. I enjoyed the activity and challenge and had some success… but the specific situation was not going to work. It was a small distributor and there were things about this place in particular that made it unlikely that I could justify the gig long term. I’ve looked at bigger distributors but they really want full-time guys, which would not likely be flexible enough for me.

So… anyone got any ideas?
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Re: Good “Retirement” Job

Postby KoolBak on Sun Apr 06, 2025 9:58 am

Over 30 years ago I gave up my very lucrative job / career to be stay at home Mr Mom. That's when I started my biz that I will operate til I die.

Big commitment to do your own thing but it can be cheap to start - does your skillset / do your hobbies lend themselves to making / selling anything? Physical items or services?

I'm a textile manufacturer with a side gig of financial consultation / tax prep for small biz.

Unlimited opportunities out there with cheap / free platforms for selling (Etsy is an excellent one)....

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Re: Good “Retirement” Job

Postby jimboston on Sun Apr 06, 2025 12:30 pm

Don’t think I have the skill set to make anything.

I’ve successfully sold stuff… mostly technology.
I’ve helped run a business… GM or right hand to business owner.

I think trying to start my own thing would involve a bigger time commitment than I’m willing/interested in doing. Maybe this is a bad assumption. I want to fill 20, maybe 30, hours a week. I want flexibility. I fear trying to do my own thing would be more time consuming and could impact my freedom and flexibility in a way that is not appealing.
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Re: Good “Retirement” Job

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Apr 06, 2025 1:24 pm

The very best retirement job I've ever seen, was a couple I met in Quebec who travel all over North America delivering luxury motor homes to end users.

There's only a handful of manufacturers of motor homes, and although they have dealerships in various areas, high-end buyers aren't interested in stock models and always custom-order their RV, so it has to come directly from the factory. A G license is sufficient for most classes of RV, and if it's a really big one that needs a C licence, it's easy enough to get. The main requirements are a flawless driving record, being a non-smoker, and being able to show enough financial stability that you won't be involved in any shenanigans. It doesn't pay much but some, and more importantly it's a way to travel around the continent on someone else's dime.
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Re: Good “Retirement” Job

Postby jimboston on Sun Apr 06, 2025 4:27 pm

Dukasaur wrote:The very best retirement job I've ever seen, was a couple I met in Quebec who travel all over North America delivering luxury motor homes to end users.

There's only a handful of manufacturers of motor homes, and although they have dealerships in various areas, high-end buyers aren't interested in stock models and always custom-order their RV, so it has to come directly from the factory. A G license is sufficient for most classes of RV, and if it's a really big one that needs a C licence, it's easy enough to get. The main requirements are a flawless driving record, being a non-smoker, and being able to show enough financial stability that you won't be involved in any shenanigans. It doesn't pay much but some, and more importantly it's a way to travel around the continent on someone else's dime.


Nice idea… not for me, but nice idea.
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Re: Good “Retirement” Job

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Apr 06, 2025 10:09 pm

What is the minimum you're willing to earn for a suggestion to be worthwhile?
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Re: Good “Retirement” Job

Postby jusplay4fun on Mon Apr 07, 2025 2:34 am

Let me try to give you good advice here, JimBoston. You seem to be asking an honest and sincere question, and thus it deserves an honest and sincere response. I do not claim to have the "Perfect job" for you, but hopefully can pose questions that can help you advance your search for an ALMOST perfect job. And consider MORE than just a job. How will you fill your free time? (See $$ below for a digression on Free Time.) Many men, it seems to me, do not consider other options besides a job.

For a part-time job, consider: First and foremost, how much TIME do you have for a part-time job? How many hours per day and week do you have to work or Volunteer? ALSO, it need NOT be ONLY one main thing that you do. I claim to have at least 5 part-time jobs, and being a good husband and grandfather are my most important of my "jobs." And I only receive financial reward for ONE.

And then:

1) what you are good at doing?
2) what you enjoy doing?
3) where you are needed and where you can add something (or even better) offer LOTS?
4) what can you do to achieve #1-3 in a limited (i.e., fewer hours on the job) capacity?

Things to consider besides a job that pays a wage (or salary):
5) what helps others, in mostly an altruistic sense?
6) What, if anything specific, can you do as a Volunteer to help others and also achieve #1-5, especially #5? Civic groups always need volunteers (e.g., American Legion, VFW, Optimists, Civitans). And your local Church, Hospital, and Food Pantry/Bank, (Meals on Wheels?) need volunteers in activities that MAY match your skill set.

7) If MONEY is NOT an issue (as seems to be your situation, and CONGRATULATIONS for achieving that status, JimB) then you have lots of options and flexibility. If MONEY is an issue, #5&6 become less a factor as you answer these questions.

So it is unlikely that anyone here will find for you or suggest the perfect job that gives you everything. We ALL want a job that pays CLOSE to what we earned when we worked FULL-time, but with flexibility of hours and WHEN we work. Of course, when we work dictates our ability to travel and/or be with Family and Loved Ones.

Now it is ONLY YOU that can truly answer those questions that I posed. That set of questions is likely NOT a complete set of such needed questions as you evaluate your skill set, your desires, and the situation in your area from an economic and/or volunteer situation. You should seek advice and ideas from those you know. I am not aware of an agency or group or such providing such guidance. AARP likely has an online source that MAY be useful, but I have never looked. That may be your best online resource, but again, I have not looked and so I can only offer a mere suggestion.

As I reached 10 years of "Pre-Retirement" I began to give the matter much more thought.

For me, I was rather sure that I could find a part-time teaching arrangement somewhere. I considered several options, such as a Catholic High School. There are always options open for good, respected teachers to find part-time "jobs" with lots of flexibility. I even considered helping elementary students with Reading, an essential skill.

Especially while on vacation, I looked at what others my age were doing and would ask: DO I want THAT job and do I have the skill set and needed "soft-skills" such as patience, perseverance, people skills, and MORE that would allow me to so that job?

I jokingly said at one point that I wanted to be the Wal-Mart Greeter and pass out stickers to the young and young at heart. (As I recall, Wal-Mart discontinued that JOB before I retired, so that took away THAT option.) I wanted be THAT guy on the Beach driving an ATV to deliver Lunches and water & ice to lifeguards at the Beach. The views are NICE and I would NEED LOTS of sunscreen. BUT, not being anything CLOSE to competent and REAL swimming made me QUIT that "dream" job for serious consideration. I did consider two jobs (outside teaching) SERIOUSLY.

A) One job is the person who goes in very early to water the plants at the local "Big Box Store" such as Lowes or Home Depot. I really enjoy gardening and planting and growing things. See my digression ** below if you want.

B) I considered being a part-time Historian for a local historic group. I love History and having read something interesting, I can recall MUCH of what I read without much study. I have a head for what may seem to be trivial facts that are BOTH important and interesting to me. I still may do so, but at this moment, my life is VERY FULL. SEE *** below for a "True Confession."

C) Teaching part-time somewhere. I addressed that above, briefly. There has always been a BIG need for someone in Physics, which I teach and am Fully licensed to do so in VA and other states (and have been since I began to teach.) Chemistry is almost as difficult to fill for many High Schools. When I announced my retirement in October of 2019, the school system found my replacement, from the PHILLIPINES. (The state of GA recruited Physics teachers from Germany in the 1980s, I read back then.) When the world shut down due to COVID, he was kept OUT. They did not find my replacement for nearly 18 months (March of 2021, as I recall). He may be fired soon for lack of success (as measured by statewide High stakes testing). AND he only teaches Chemistry. NOW TO BRAG, a bit: To find someone who can do both Chemistry and Physics (as well as Math) is RARE, and I am fully certified to teach five areas, including Gifted Education.

Now, to continue my digressions, my Church and Faith are important to me; I do LOTS of volunteer work at my Church. I think I already posted about planting roses at my Church a few days ago. I am the Past President of my Church Parish Council. I did not seek that job nor want it. BUT I did it for some five years, longer than most.

Now to digress further about teaching part-time and give my own story here: I was shopping one day at a local grocery (in late December), I saw a former student (from my first 1-3 years of teaching) and she told me of an opening at a small local Christian private school. It was and still is a GOOD fit for me. The one problem/limitation is that I cannot travel when I want; Fall and Spring would be great to avoid the Crush of Summer Travel. My wife and I make it work. I did take two days off (I teach alternate days in some years) to go to Disney World with my son and his family in October recently. I could not do so in some years as I teach 5 days a week in some years.

***SO YES, I can come across as a KNOW-IT-ALL, as you allege. BUT guess what, I do KNOW LOTS about LOTS of History, Science, Economics, and even Politics. Having been a Teacher for over 40 years, I have learned to READ people's faces for reactions to be sure that I am reaching some or most. AND I am aware that I can come across as arrogant and/or condescending, so I REALLY try NOT to be that way. However, in a Forum that focuses on Religion, (some Economics), and especially Politics, such Knowledge and that RANGE of Knowledge can "rub the wrong way" those who disagree with me. SO BE IT. BUT I digress, as I can often do.

$$Let me digress MORE and discuss your "Free Time." What do you do for FUN and not work-related? Do you enjoy family and friends? Do you make time for them, whether it be a monthly meal together or more involved such as care for an elderly relative (or something in-between)? HONESTLY, Your efforts with and care for your elderly mother-in-law is to be commended, JimB.

I am now one of the MAIN Leaders of my Clan here in CC-Land. It is not a job or title I sought. But there is always a NEED for Leaders on CC, it seems to me. I spend an inordinate amount of time here on CC organizing events for my Clan, including making teams for Tournaments. That requires LOTS of databases and records, with a Clan of 43 members, nearly all who are active.

AND there are many VOLUNTEERS on CC; Duk and TeeGee are just two of many dedicated Volunteers on CC who TRY very hard to make this a FUN place that encourages some level of respect and decorum in a mostly competitive world of mostly Males. There is LOTS of bellowing and display of "Horns/Teeth/Claws/etc" of Male attributes. I get it that the Cursing and Yelling is part of that male mentality. BUT if those are your only two tools, remember that to a Hammer the whole world is a Nail; and a Hammer does not fix all problems the BEST WAY. (And the world is NOT ALL NAILS.) I think Duk likened discussion here to what one would hear in a bar or pub. That makes sense to me, but I rarely go to bars or pubs, tbf.

**My yard is NOT immaculate, but looks good, if I may say so. I am still dealing with (NOW) problems of annual blue grass and moles (to be followed by voles) in my yard. I spent Thursday this past week of Spring Break shopping and looking for Plants and gardening tools and comparing prices (and trying to calculate how much time and money it would take to make my own hanging baskets for myself and my mother.) Someone saw my VT hat, knows that it is (among many other things) an Ag School (for Agriculture), and asked about creeping phlox. Since I have grown that plant (and still have some growing in my yard) I shared my limited knowledge, announcing at first to him and his wife that I am NOT an agronomist (as was my first college roommate at VT). He appreciated my insights. He was trying to do what I tried, and it does not choke out weeds and does allow grass to grow among the plants. I would recommend oxalis, but I cannot find the type I want in local garden shops and I did not see that online, at least NOT the type is very successful ground cover here in Central VA.

FYI JimB:
The plant's conservation status is globally secure;[6] however, it is listed as endangered in Massachusetts[7] and Rhode Island,[8] threatened in New York,[9] and a species of special concern in Connecticut.[10]

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I just looked it up while typing this; its status in MA. MAY be important to you, JimB. It grows wild here and most know little about it, unless one is a gardener. AND NOW I know why I cannot BUY IT; it grows wild and is apparently endemic to the eastern and central US.

Well, if you got here, JimB, I hope that some of this helps you figure out what you can and should do. REMEMBER the 4Fs here: Family, Fun, Faith, and Fulfillment are key to me.

One Last digression: Very recently I was asked the night before (at 9:19) to host a gathering at my Church. I basically was the emcee for the 90 minute event, AFTER my wife and I led Stations of the Cross service (as we did for 5 consecutive weeks of Lent). I was told by a few that I did well as emcee and Host. The topic of the event: Retirement. I gave a talk to the same group some 6 years ago. My topic: Reaching the Mountain Top. I can discuss that at length, if anyone is interested.
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Re: Good “Retirement” Job

Postby jimboston on Mon Apr 07, 2025 8:18 am

JP… I am not going to admit to reading your whole post through, but I did skim it.

*I don’t need the $. I can continue to be a Trophy Husband if I so choose. I just want to do something.

*I have thought about volunteer options… but I’m too selfish for these activities. Honestly, I know myself well enough to know that it’s unlikely I would be motivated to stick these out for the long term. Perhaps if I fall into something great… but I’m not going to seek these out.

*I did join a local chess club and I am “training” to get to the point where I feel I can compete in tournaments. This is something, but not enough ‘hours’ a week to fill the timeI have. Wasting time on Youtube or here on CC arguing with people takes time.. but it’s not really “productive” in any way that seems meaningful to me.

*Some compensation will motivate me and I can use the extra $ to waste it on old comic books or other crap that I don’t need and feel bad ‘wasting’ money on right now.

*I am seriously considering applying to be a substitute teacher. I am NOT interested in doing this at public schools, but there are a few Catholic schools near me. My daughter will graduate from one this year… I didn’t want to do it while she was still a student… but now that she has moved on I am considering it.

I don’t think I have the patience, and know I don’t want the commitment of trying to do teaching full time. I like the idea but there are hoops (I’d need to get a certificate of some kind… haven’t really looked into it)… but the commitment would be more than I want and would impede my ability to travel.

I will likely investigate this soon and look to get things in order to be eligible next Fall. I have a BS and no criminal record, I think they just need a background check which is fine… maybe a certificate which can’t be too hard.

My ‘dream’ job would be part-time sales/product rep. Just not sure the best way to approach this given that I’ve been out of the workforce for so long. :)
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Re: Good “Retirement” Job

Postby jusplay4fun on Mon Apr 07, 2025 10:26 am

jimboston wrote:JP… I am not going to admit to reading your whole post through, but I did skim it.


No problem; but the best part, imo, are the questions posed. You need to evaluate what you really want. It seems like you have an idea (part-time sales jobs). Using your contacts and perhaps doing an online search may prove fruitful, but the longer you wait, the less influence you have and the contact list shrinks, as I am sure you know already.

jimboston wrote:*I don’t need the $. I can continue to be a Trophy Husband if I so choose. I just want to do something.


Nice..! working on those six pack abs? :D

jimboston wrote:*I have thought about volunteer options… but I’m too selfish for these activities. Honestly, I know myself well enough to know that it’s unlikely I would be motivated to stick these out for the long term. Perhaps if I fall into something great… but I’m not going to seek these out.


The Ancient Greeks said it well: Know thyself.

jimboston wrote:*I did join a local chess club and I am “training” to get to the point where I feel I can compete in tournaments. This is something, but not enough ‘hours’ a week to fill the timeI have. Wasting time on Youtube or here on CC arguing with people takes time.. but it’s not really “productive” in any way that seems meaningful to me.


Chess is a game that requires study and effort to really get good. I have studied the game since I was a child, did some in college, sponsored the high school chess club, was a Tournament Host and Tournament Director (USCF certified; passed the test), read many books on the game, and have a personal Library of at least 3o Chess books. And at best, I maybe a mid-level player. I am #7 on the CC Chess Scoreboard. btw, if that is any real measure of my skills at the game.
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jimboston wrote:*Some compensation will motivate me and I can use the extra $ to waste it on old comic books or other crap that I don’t need and feel bad ‘wasting’ money on right now.


Money can be a motivating factor. As a teacher, it was never mine, except to ensure that my family had the basics, that we took family vacations in the summer, and that we saved for our children's college education for both. (I had MANY part-time summer jobs; the best was to work in the Environmental Department of a Fortune 500 Corporations for 19 summers. I did LOTS and even did some detailed analysis for them using MS Excel. I analyzed data as it relates to pollution controls and measure, many tests done by me personally. Some of the data I analyzed was from HUGE databases, that took up to 30 minutes to download one set.

jimboston wrote:*I am seriously considering applying to be a substitute teacher. I am NOT interested in doing this at public schools, but there are a few Catholic schools near me. My daughter will graduate from one this year… I didn’t want to do it while she was still a student… but now that she has moved on I am considering it.

I don’t think I have the patience, and know I don’t want the commitment of trying to do teaching full time. I like the idea but there are hoops (I’d need to get a certificate of some kind… haven’t really looked into it)… but the commitment would be more than I want and would impede my ability to travel.
I will likely investigate this soon and look to get things in order to be eligible next Fall. I have a BS and no criminal record, I think they just need a background check which is fine… maybe a certificate which can’t be too hard.


Teaching full time would take lots of courses and/or hoops to jump through in VA and I suspect the same in VA. In hard to fill areas, (Special Education, certain vocational areas [e.g., electricity basics for electricians], Math and some Sciences (Physics and Chemistry especially, YOU MAY be able to get a waiver. Private schools have more latitude, BUT you have to KNOW what you teach AND the tricky part is classroom management and discipline and control. That is what they do NOT teach well in most teacher preparation courses and programs, imo (UNLESS there has been a major change, that I doubt has happened).

IN VA, my daughter had to take 10 College courses to get her provisional liscense on her way to become fully licensed, after her bachelor's degree in VA college.

Substitute teaching is another whole matter; you can do what you want when you want and it is usually day by day. There will be an occassonal long-term stint, usually for maternity leave or someone has major illness or surgery.

jimboston wrote:My ‘dream’ job would be part-time sales/product rep. Just not sure the best way to approach this given that I’ve been out of the workforce for so long. :)


discussed already, I think.

I Hope all this is of some value to you, JimB. Keep asking questions and continue the search for fulfillment. If you stop, you stop living FULLY, imo.
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Re: Good “Retirement” Job

Postby Pack Rat on Mon Apr 07, 2025 10:48 am

You got to love guys who constantly pat themselves on the back.
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Postby jimboston on Mon Apr 07, 2025 3:36 pm

saxitoxin wrote:What is the minimum you're willing to earn for a suggestion to be worthwhile?


Depends on if it’s taxable, how flexible it is, and how enjoyable it is…

Probably $20/hour with ultimate flexibility and great enjoyment.

Ideally $40/hour because after taxes it’s really only $20.
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Postby saxitoxin on Mon Apr 07, 2025 4:19 pm

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saxitoxin wrote:What is the minimum you're willing to earn for a suggestion to be worthwhile?


Depends on if it’s taxable, how flexible it is, and how enjoyable it is…

Probably $20/hour with ultimate flexibility and great enjoyment.


Then (if you're not a convicted felon) you should just become a Notary Public and do remote notarizations.

My friend did that for a few months after she crapped out her kid because she wanted to take an extended maternity leave but also needed something to keep her busy and money wasn't really her motivation.

It's not viable to do it fulltime because (a) it doesn't pay well, and, (b) you sign-up with a firm who then sends you notarizations to perform and it kinda comes and goes at a trickle, like anywhere from 2-5 per day. But if you don't need the money to live on and you're simply going to be sitting around anyway, undisturbed by the schedule of more lucrative employment, it would work. You can just chill at home doing whatever until you get a request for a notarization; you can decide to not be available for days or weeks at your leisure, etc. Each notarization usually takes 30 minutes and you typically get paid $15-$20 (so about $30-$40/hour).

You'd have to get licensed by the Commonwealth but licensing usually doesn't take more than 2-5 days of online classes and then filling out some forms.
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saxitoxin wrote:What is the minimum you're willing to earn for a suggestion to be worthwhile?


Depends on if it’s taxable, how flexible it is, and how enjoyable it is…

Probably $20/hour with ultimate flexibility and great enjoyment.


Then (if you're not a convicted felon) you should just become a Notary Public and do remote notarizations.

My friend did that for a few months after she crapped out her kid because she wanted to take an extended maternity leave but also needed something to keep her busy and money wasn't really her motivation.

It's not viable to do it fulltime because (a) it doesn't pay well, and, (b) you sign-up with a firm who then sends you notarizations to perform and it kinda comes and goes at a trickle, like anywhere from 2-5 per day. But if you don't need the money to live on and you're simply going to be sitting around anyway, undisturbed by the schedule of more lucrative employment, it would work. You can just chill at home doing whatever until you get a request for a notarization; you can decide to not be available for days or weeks at your leisure, etc. Each notarization usually takes 30 minutes and you typically get paid $15-$20 (so about $30-$40/hour).

You'd have to get licensed by the Commonwealth but licensing usually doesn't take more than 2-5 days of online classes and then filling out some forms.


This is interesting and might give me some ‘burn’ money… but it doesn’t really ‘fulfill’ me in any way.

Like I enjoyed selling the wine and liquor… because I got to interact with people and get out-of-the-house.

There were some challenges… some that would come with any sales job, but some specifically related to the company I was working for at the time. Ultimately after putting 3 months into it I could see that the sales-ramp wasn’t going to justify the time and effort for me…
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Re: Good “Retirement” Job

Postby jimboston on Mon Apr 07, 2025 5:17 pm

Pack Rat wrote:You got to love guys who constantly pat themselves on the back.


Yeah… but in a thread like this his tooting is harmless, so let him be.
As annoying as if can be there are sometimes trinkets of useful stuff in there.
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Postby saxitoxin on Mon Apr 07, 2025 5:22 pm

jimboston wrote:This is interesting and might give me some ‘burn’ money… but it doesn’t really ‘fulfill’ me in any way.


You could become a kidney donor.

    Pros: Fulfilling
    Cons: Can only do it twice
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Postby mookiemcgee on Mon Apr 07, 2025 6:45 pm

You could become a kidney surgeon.

    Pros: High paying
    Cons: may require 12-15 years of education, depending on country
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Postby jimboston on Mon Apr 07, 2025 7:26 pm

mookiemcgee wrote:You could become a kidney surgeon.

    Pros: High paying
    Cons: may require 12-15 years of education, depending on country


I mean assuming I could get myself enrolled and graduate I think it’d be a bad ROI for me personally.
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Postby saxitoxin on Tue Apr 08, 2025 3:03 am

You could become a kidney connoisseur.

    Pros: You get a private cell.
    Cons: You sometimes have to wear a face mask.

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Re: Good “Retirement” Job

Postby jimboston on Tue Apr 08, 2025 6:13 am

Alright… this switch from a nice spitball idea thread to dumb jokes fast.
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Re: Good “Retirement” Job

Postby KoolBak on Tue Apr 08, 2025 7:47 am

Unlicensed gynecologist....since we're spiralling :lol:
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

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Re: Good “Retirement” Job

Postby jimboston on Tue Apr 08, 2025 10:29 am

KoolBak wrote:Unlicensed gynecologist....since we're spiralling :lol:


I’ll pitch my wife on that idea and see how it flies. ;)
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Re: Good “Retirement” Job

Postby KoolBak on Tue Apr 08, 2025 5:17 pm

:lol:

Maybe....no.....lol
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Re: Good “Retirement” Job

Postby jusplay4fun on Tue Apr 08, 2025 8:17 pm

You have to find your own way, JimB, but some can offer you good advice. And some are here to provide comic relief, or at least try to be somewhat funny, or witty, or try to sound as if they are intelligent. And a few try to get you lost on your journey. One must discern who offers what.

And the Ancient Greeks also said "Nothing in Excess." Who has or consumes an excess of what?
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Re: Good “Retirement” Job

Postby KoolBak on Wed Apr 09, 2025 6:18 am

And which category did you classify me in, pray tell, Mr. Categorizer?
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Re: Good “Retirement” Job

Postby jusplay4fun on Wed Apr 09, 2025 7:07 am

KoolBak wrote:And which category did you classify me in, pray tell, Mr. Categorizer?


The answer was already in front of you. You have to find your own way, KB.

And, also from the Ancient Greeks: "Give a pledge and trouble is at hand"
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