Conquer Club, a free online multiplayer variation of a popular world domination board game.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:49 amPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:51 am
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:51 amMinister Masket wrote:Convert foul heathens, to Arkvoodle!
Or perish under the vengence of Crypto and his arsenal of deadly weaponry! Worship his crotchiness, and ye shall be saved from the stupidity of the pathetic hu-mans!!!
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:52 am
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:59 amstatic_ice wrote:Minister Masket wrote:Convert foul heathens, to Arkvoodle!
Or perish under the vengence of Crypto and his arsenal of deadly weaponry! Worship his crotchiness, and ye shall be saved from the stupidity of the pathetic hu-mans!!!
I bow down to no male crotch
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:01 amNeutrino wrote:static_ice wrote:Minister Masket wrote:Convert foul heathens, to Arkvoodle!
Or perish under the vengence of Crypto and his arsenal of deadly weaponry! Worship his crotchiness, and ye shall be saved from the stupidity of the pathetic hu-mans!!!
I bow down to no male crotch
Almighty Arkvoodle is no male, he is a god and therefore trancends the entire concept of genetalia.
Of course, he is the god of genetalia, so that makes the entire cocept slightly more complex.
Hail Arkvoodle, Lord of the Sacred Crotch!
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:01 amSkittles! wrote:Do I still need to be named Crypto
Why did you start calling me that anyway
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:21 amAction Man! The greatest hero of them all!static_ice wrote:genitalia must possess the attributes of one sex, otherwise it isn't genitalia, its just a smooth, bare spot inbetween your legs
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:07 pmNeutrino wrote:Skittles! wrote:Do I still need to be named Crypto
Why did you start calling me that anyway
Because you resemble Cryptosporidium; hideous, big headed and sadistic.
Get Destroy all Humans and you will know what I mean...
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:19 pmchessplaya wrote:Dude ..... u need a doctor now!
Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:08 pmPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:30 pmHitman079 wrote:i like orthropox muuuch better. arkvoodle seems to be the only furon that ever did have something down there besides crypto 137.
Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 6:10 pmPosted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:03 pmPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:34 amHitman079 wrote:in actuality, i'm in the crypto-150 range. i've never died so many times; but that's a good thing now that the enemies are better.
Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:40 amPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:24 amPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:47 pmPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:57 pmPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:55 pms.xkitten wrote:Stay away from my brain...and my crotch for that matter...
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:30 ams.xkitten wrote:Stay away from my brain...and my crotch for that matter...
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:31 amMinister Masket wrote:s.xkitten wrote:Stay away from my brain...and my crotch for that matter...
That's possible. I can remove a human's brain from their skull at a distance of 50 yards!
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:38 ams.xkitten wrote:Minister Masket wrote:s.xkitten wrote:Stay away from my brain...and my crotch for that matter...
That's possible. I can remove a human's brain from their skull at a distance of 50 yards!
uh uh...you, and all your brain removing things are to stay away from my head...
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:40 amPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:41 ams.xkitten wrote:*snuggles close and makes out with* ha!