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OK CC'ers what is some one the coolest quotes or favorite quotes you ever heard or made up?


Here is one of mine:



Life is a biatch, so be the pimp and spank it and tap it

yeah i'd guess that's a blitz made up one. try again? this time try to be funny (and spell bitch right).

(p.s.. your location is incorrect)

Isn't there already a thread like this?

mine is my sig

wicked got burned

"I am free of all prejudices, I hate everyone equally"

Funny coz it's true.

"Up, over, and gone!" - Sonic the Hedgehog.

wicked wrote:yeah i'd guess that's a blitz made up one. try again? this time try to be funny (and spell bitch right).

(p.s.. your location is incorrect)

location I am referring to is 4386 all-time rank sweetie.

now stick to the topic wicked, i am sure a lot on here want to here your favorite quote or funniest one

Shadowstar wrote:Isn't there already a thread like this?

oh, wasnt sure, if so, perhaps some once can bump it and i could post in that

Blitzaholic wrote:

Shadowstar wrote:Isn't there already a thread like this?

oh, wasnt sure, if so, perhaps some once can bump it and i could post in that

Exile posted the link already

I have a few that make me laugh . .

RL_Orange wrote:left out, in, out, in................damn i change hats quicker then i can get a lady undressed

Nephilim wrote:sorry but i have to say, hatchman, flame wars is not a useless forum to be avoided, for it has given us the following phrases, to be appreciated for eternity:

DirtyBirdy wrote:YOU MAY CALL ME MR. FILLSMORE.

YOU'RE A SELF ABSORBED, COCKTARD.

PEACE OUT BITCH TITS!!!!!!!

AAFitz wrote:I know lack wants to play with his interface frequency barometer themostatic pressure gauge regulator capacitor thing before you do...but who cares?

glide wrote:I play dubs like a teenager makes love....all speed and no control!

"u cant stay young forever, but u sure as hell can be immature"
~dave barry

"yippe kayae mother-fucker"
~john mcain, die hard

either my signiture or;
"Either those curtains go, or I go" - Last words of Oscar Wilde

my favorite CC quote... "Speak english, its the language God wrote the Bible in." by someone i don't remember the name of.

my favorite funny quote... "I believe gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." Arnold Schwarzenegger (spelling?)

and my favorite quote as of right now... "We have nothing to fear but fear itself." Franklin Delanor Roosevelt

"You only need a parachute if you want to skydive twice"

Here's one of mine

"Every immigrant who comes here should be required within five years to learn English or leave the country."
-Theodore Roosevelt

muy_thaiguy wrote:Here's one of mine

"Every immigrant who comes here should be required within five years to learn English or leave the country."
-Theodore Roosevelt

Ouch, cruel, do't you think? I mean, I still dont know spanish and I've bee taking it since like 2004. Time is running out for me...

unriggable wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:Here's one of mine

"Every immigrant who comes here should be required within five years to learn English or leave the country."
-Theodore Roosevelt

Ouch, cruel, do't you think? I mean, I still dont know spanish and I've bee taking it since like 2004. Time is running out for me...

Still got 2 years left for you, besides, Teddy said it, not me.

healthy people change themselves to fit reality

unhealthy people change reality to fit themselves

moderation never killed anybody


I always tell it to my goodie-two-shoes friend who's afraid of getting dirty, I don't wink but I imply the wink

Having sex with a hooker is like eating a pizza: You have to eat through the cheese to get to the crust.

I just saw this on TV

"young people drink because they think life is awesome, old people drink because they know life sucks!

...and because they hate young people"
~some comedian on David Letterman

"Robin get me the Bat shark repellant"
That is one of my favorites of course there's
"San Diego which of course means a whale's vagina."
or
"Luke I am your father"

I have still several more I'll add later.

These are a few quotes I like:

Nothing’s better than the wind to your back, the sun in front of you, and your friends beside you.
-Aaron Douglas Trimble

perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim
Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you.
-unknown

"Stay committed to your decisions, but stay flexible in your approach." -Tony Robbins

"Every man dies. Not every man truly lives."
-Braveheart

"It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get back up." -Vince Lombardi

"If the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy" -Red Green

Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that!
-Rocky

Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
-Braveheart

I have a few, this is one:

Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible

~Anonymous