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9 Inches in My Mouth

PostPosted: Wed May 24, 2023 11:30 am
by saxitoxin
I had this giant banana for breakfast this morning, along with King's Hawaiian rolls.

What did you all have for breakfast?

1ft Sub Stuffed my Fat Face

PostPosted: Wed May 24, 2023 12:13 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
saxitoxin wrote:I had this giant banana for breakfast this morning, along with King's Hawaiian rolls.

What did you all have for breakfast?

1ft Sub. I don't regret a thing.

Re: 1ft Sub Stuffed my Fat Face

PostPosted: Wed May 24, 2023 2:14 pm
by saxitoxin
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I had this giant banana for breakfast this morning, along with King's Hawaiian rolls.

What did you all have for breakfast?

1ft Sub. I don't regret a thing.


I'm sure you got extra mayonnaise

Re: 9 Inches in My Mouth

PostPosted: Wed May 24, 2023 8:44 pm
by Dukasaur
2 pepperettes.

4.5 inches each.

Re: 1ft Sub Stuffed my Fat Face

PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2023 1:12 am
by DirtyDishSoap
saxitoxin wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I had this giant banana for breakfast this morning, along with King's Hawaiian rolls.

What did you all have for breakfast?

1ft Sub. I don't regret a thing.


I'm sure you got extra mayonnaise

Honey mustard

PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2023 2:35 am
by 2dimes
I had bacon, eggs, hash browns and toast. Didn't measure any of it.

Re: 9 Inches in My Mouth

PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2023 4:11 pm
by bigtoughralf
I had porridge, but tomorrow will probably go to a cafe so it'll be a fry up with black pudding.

Re: 9 Inches in My Mouth

PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2023 6:18 pm
by saxitoxin
bigtoughralf wrote:I had porridge, but tomorrow will probably go to a cafe so it'll be a fry up with black pudding.


I don't think I've ever had porridge

I have had black pudding

PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2023 7:35 am
by 2dimes
saxitoxin wrote:
bigtoughralf wrote:I had porridge, but tomorrow will probably go to a cafe so it'll be a fry up with black pudding.


I don't think I've ever had porridge


O' rilly? Seems unlikely. I suppose it's possible.

You might have been one of those kids that sits alone eating the same sandwich everyday for 13 years of school. Same cold cereal for breakfast. Mac and cheese for evening meal.

That sort of thing is normal now, they would celebrate your individuality. "He's on the spectrum." Back in the 1900s it must have been rough. Did you get picked on by packs of regular children?

My guess is whatever variety of porridge you likely have had, was called it's specific name. Most common in the Americas being grits, oatmeal or cream of wheat.

Ralf probably spent time in areas where they are not legally entitled to question what's in the bowl.
"Oi governor 'er's your porridge."
"Oh, thank you luv. May I have another lager when you get a chance?"

He seemed to indicate he made it at home. Perhaps he had congee.

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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2023 10:16 am
by saxitoxin
2dimes wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
bigtoughralf wrote:I had porridge, but tomorrow will probably go to a cafe so it'll be a fry up with black pudding.


I don't think I've ever had porridge


O' rilly? Seems unlikely. I suppose it's possible.

You might have been one of those kids that sits alone eating the same sandwich everyday for 13 years of school. Same cold cereal for breakfast. Mac and cheese for evening meal.

That sort of thing is normal now, they would celebrate your individuality. "He's on the spectrum." Back in the 1900s it must have been rough. Did you get picked on by packs of regular children?

My guess is whatever variety of porridge you likely have had, was called it's specific name. Most common in the Americas being grits, oatmeal or cream of wheat.

Ralf probably spent time in areas where they are not legally entitled to question what's in the bowl.
"Oi governor 'er's your porridge."
"Oh, thank you luv. May I have another lager when you get a chance?"

He seemed to indicate he made it at home. Perhaps he had congee.


oh, I didn't realize porridge and oatmeal were the same thing

I've had oatmeal loads

Re: 9 Inches in My Mouth

PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2023 8:06 pm
by DirtyDishSoap
Loads to your face? Like a money shot?

Re: 9 Inches in My Mouth

PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2023 10:21 pm
by GaryDenton
A cup (10 oz.) of extra-caffeine coffee with creamer and sweetener and a couple of drops of hemp oil. Then I had a cup of decaf with creamer, sweetener, pumpkin spice, and a splash of rum.

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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2023 10:45 pm
by jonesthecurl
2dimes wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
bigtoughralf wrote:I had porridge, but tomorrow will probably go to a cafe so it'll be a fry up with black pudding.


I don't think I've ever had porridge


O' rilly? Seems unlikely. I suppose it's possible.

You might have been one of those kids that sits alone eating the same sandwich everyday for 13 years of school. Same cold cereal for breakfast. Mac and cheese for evening meal.

That sort of thing is normal now, they would celebrate your individuality. "He's on the spectrum." Back in the 1900s it must have been rough. Did you get picked on by packs of regular children?

My guess is whatever variety of porridge you likely have had, was called it's specific name. Most common in the Americas being grits, oatmeal or cream of wheat.

Ralf probably spent time in areas where they are not legally entitled to question what's in the bowl.
"Oi governor 'er's your porridge."
"Oh, thank you luv. May I have another lager when you get a chance?"

He seemed to indicate he made it at home. Perhaps he had congee.


I thought congee was an eel.... I've had jellied eels, though not for breakfast.

Re: 9 Inches in My Mouth

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2023 2:35 am
by bigtoughralf
Congee is grim. The porridge I'm talking about is oats and milk.

GaryDenton wrote:A cup (10 oz.) of extra-caffeine coffee with creamer and sweetener and a couple of drops of hemp oil. Then I had a cup of decaf with creamer, sweetener, pumpkin spice, and a splash of rum.


Sounds more like a milkshake than a coffee.