Conquer Club

As some of the more worldly of us are aware, the sexual spectrum features around 60 different sexualities (full list here).

These are of course all relatively crude categorisations covering a diverse range of thoughts and feelings within them, but broadly speaking they form sensible demarcations within which a consistent set of attractions are found.

CC is a pretty progressive place these days, and so I imagine has attracted a significant number of people from across the sexual spectrum. So let's poll it - where do OT members sit on the colour chart?

You forgot DDS' sexuality, Lazy Heterosexual; "attracted exclusively to the opposite sex or gender but if it's too much effort just do whomever's nearby."

saxitoxin wrote:You forgot DDS' sexuality, Lazy Heterosexual; "attracted exclusively to the opposite sex or gender but if it's too much effort just do whomever's nearby."

Hey, that was my identity! Cultural appropriation!

Dukasaur wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:You forgot DDS' sexuality, Lazy Heterosexual; "attracted exclusively to the opposite sex or gender but if it's too much effort just do whomever's nearby."

Hey, that was my identity! Cultural appropriation!

it's the funnest type of heterosexual

Dukasaur wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:You forgot DDS' sexuality, Lazy Heterosexual; "attracted exclusively to the opposite sex or gender but if it's too much effort just do whomever's nearby."

Hey, that was my identity! Cultural appropriation!

NO! f*ck YOU! IT'S MINE!

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:You forgot DDS' sexuality, Lazy Heterosexual; "attracted exclusively to the opposite sex or gender but if it's too much effort just do whomever's nearby."

Hey, that was my identity! Cultural appropriation!

NO! f*ck YOU! IT'S MINE!

I know you want to f*ck me, but you're neither my type nor close enough to bother.

You underestimate my willpower!

Judging by the results of the poll so far, OT is 20% heterosexual. What a worldly bunch we are!

And the "heterosexual" group includes AoG whose insides were regularly turned into ground chuck by the guys on his university lacrosse team.

Huh. When I saw this title I read "The sexual speculum".

Thot there was gonna be some fun ideas.

My bad.

KoolBak wrote:Huh. When I saw this title I read "The sexual speculum".

Thot there was gonna be some fun ideas.

My bad.