The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)
Posted:
Fri Sep 16, 2022 9:00 amby Swimmerdude99
The ratings include four important metrics:
1) Length
2) Girth
3) Ball Sag
4) Circumcision
The reason is that we must make sure these E-Peen's are accurately represented in these 4 categories, is in case any suitors prefer a certain type/style of E-Peen.
Please remember that we do not guarantee actual Peen size, but simply accurate measurements of E-Peen. See forums for self-discovery.
C
MTIceman41 - 3.6", 4.5", immense, yes
rockfist - 3.4", 4.0", slightly more than you'd expect, no
xroads - 4.8", 3.2", no sag, yes
B
NSS - 6.5", 4.0", acceptable, no
i-andrei - 6.1", 4.3", slight sag, yes
A
icepack - 5.8", 4.6", perfect, yes
S
IamCaff - 4.8", 6.0", tight, no
Don - 7.5", 5.0", slight sag, no
S+
EW - 7.8", 4.2", perfect, yes
D+
Josko - 16", 7.0", the best sag you could ask for, no (its impossible with a dick this big)
Naruto - 18", 7.5", He doesn't even have balls he's built different, yes (its possible because he doesn't have any balls)
Honorable Mentions
Shnapple - 6.5", 4.5", proportionate, yes
Smurf - 5.5", 5.0", tight, yes
Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)
Posted:
Fri Sep 16, 2022 9:31 amby iAmCaffeine
are u measuring hard or floppy?
Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)
Posted:
Fri Sep 16, 2022 9:56 amby Swimmerdude99
iAmCaffeine wrote:are u measuring hard or floppy?
I've not managed to be around any of you without you guys getting hard-ons, so hard is the only measurements I have for now.
Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)
Posted:
Fri Sep 16, 2022 10:00 amby iAmCaffeine
on the contrary none of the recent conversations have made me erect
its mostly only my own posts that do it
Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)
Posted:
Fri Sep 16, 2022 11:10 amby josko.ri
My e-peen is not measured in inches but in kilometers
Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)
Posted:
Fri Sep 16, 2022 11:22 amby MTIceman41
This wins thread of the year
Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)
Posted:
Fri Sep 16, 2022 12:43 pmby rockfist
I have everyone fooled lol
Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)
Posted:
Fri Sep 16, 2022 2:53 pmby rockfist
Roids only shrink your balls...and only if you don't cycle off them every 2-3 months.
Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)
Posted:
Fri Sep 16, 2022 3:21 pmby MTIceman41
rockfist wrote:Roids only shrink your balls...and only if you don't cycle off them every 2-3 months.
Andrew Huberman…youtube
This guy does a good analysis of testosterone
Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)
Posted:
Fri Sep 16, 2022 3:57 pmby Extreme Ways
Hmm, this post speaks lies. I think I'm 7.9" in freedom units.
Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)
Posted:
Fri Sep 16, 2022 4:12 pmby Swimmerdude99
You must have grown. Not a surprise for a growing boy
Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)
Posted:
Fri Sep 16, 2022 4:31 pmby MTIceman41
Swimmerdude99 wrote:You must have grown. Not a surprise for a growing boy
That just makes me think of Pinocchio…now that movie will always get people to think of e peen
*should make a new user group of e peen members
Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)
Posted:
Sat Sep 17, 2022 1:35 pmby i-andrei
Why am i here Swim? Ffs, our relationship was supposed to be a secret..
Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)
Posted:
Sat Sep 17, 2022 4:01 pmby Extreme Ways
i-andrei wrote:Why am i here Swim? Ffs, our relationship was supposed to be a secret..
Real question is why there isn't an offline peen rating thread, I thought Swimmer's wife compiled all the data...
Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)
Posted:
Sat Sep 17, 2022 5:02 pmby MTIceman41
Extreme Ways wrote:i-andrei wrote:Why am i here Swim? Ffs, our relationship was supposed to be a secret..
Real question is why there isn't an offline peen rating thread, I thought Swimmer's wife compiled all the data...
This is good…I was so wrong on EW…his metrics are perfect
Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)
Posted:
Tue Sep 20, 2022 6:03 pmby emilywink
HA!
i have spent many nights doing e-battles with most you all and can attest to this data being e-accurate.
Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)
Posted:
Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:11 pmby josko.ri
emilywink wrote:HA!
i have spent many nights doing e-battles with most you all and can attest to this data being e-accurate.
I want to battle you without e
Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)
Posted:
Tue Sep 20, 2022 10:11 pmby emilywink
josko.ri wrote:emilywink wrote:HA!
i have spent many nights doing e-battles with most you all and can attest to this data being e-accurate.
I want to battle you without e
so you mean battle me as milywink?
Re: The Clan Players E-Peen Ratings (Official)
Posted:
Wed Sep 21, 2022 6:59 amby Swimmerdude99
I think he is trying to say he'd only battle you irl, if your name was Mily. As we can see from the provided data, textual clues would inform us that the username emilywink is really
E
Mily
Wink (
)
In this moment, josko has declared his love for real life Mily. If only that was your name he would come to you and rescue you from your ivory tower so he could punmmel you in a game of real life, table top, risk.
Now, being a josko translator is tough stuff, please see my profile for my venmo/cashapp details.
Unlike the people in this post, I cannot attract women with my e-peen, it is simply unenviable. Only with my dolla dolla bills, y'all, will I manage to pull e-girls.
