Conquer Club

This is what it's like when the ladies see me coming into the club.

Tell them Ralf. Alberta wild horses are an invasive species introduced there by the European colonizers. A lot of farting from them. Terrible for the environment.

2dimes wrote:Tell them Ralf. Alberta wild horses are an invasive species introduced there by the European colonizers. A lot of farting from them. Terrible for the environment.

Now that I know this, I believe those selfish creatures deserve anything that happens to them.

bigtoughralf wrote: I believe those selfish creatures deserve anything that happens to them.

Mammel invasive species that live in other countries farting, such as yourself for example?

I don't believe in national boundaries imposed by imperial powers and consider myself a citizen of the world.

I do sometimes fart though.

bigtoughralf wrote:I don't believe in national boundaries imposed by imperial powers and consider myself a citizen of the world.

Exactly like the ancestors of those horses.

bigtoughralf wrote:I do sometimes fart though all the time.

corrected.

2dimes wrote:

bigtoughralf wrote:I don't believe in national boundaries imposed by imperial powers and consider myself a citizen of the world.

Exactly like the ancestors of those horses.

I don't think horses believe in anything. Freaking antichrists.

Hmmm, I wonder if I'd get in trouble for making a parody of this one?

Possibilities I'm thinking about...

• KORSE
• CORSE
• COARSE

Possibilities I'm thinking about...

• WHORES

Whorsepower!!

I hear they fart a lot and taste like chicken ..

It's possible.

Please don't tell me they fart all the time (like ralph) and taste like ralph.

jusplay4fun wrote:Please don't tell me they fart all the time (like ralph) and taste like ralph.

Don't you already have another thread for spamming your sexual fantasies?

Is it just me, or is anyone else struck by the fact that "Helen Hunt" rhymes with "Smellin' Cunt"?

bigtoughralf wrote:

jusplay4fun wrote:Please don't tell me they fart all the time (like ralph) and taste like ralph.

Don't you already have another thread for spamming your sexual fantasies?

My sexual fantasies have NOTHING to do with you, poorSoftWeakSillyUgly-ralph.

Sorry, incels are not in my sphere. Go beg saxi, again.

And why are we even talking about eating horses? Who thought THAT is a good idea?

The French.

Pretty common all across central Asia and I think some places in Japan too.

Don't worry, jp, no one's going to make you eat any meat other than your reconstituted chicken tendies if you don't want to.